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zud
Promising
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box worshipper
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posted March 20, 2002 10:15 PM |
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March 20th
Every 14th of February men get the chance to display fondness for their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, It needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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Slava14
Promising
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I am 16 now....
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posted March 20, 2002 10:21 PM |
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LoL Zud
But I have one question:
What if the man is a vegitarian ( )  , will he eat something else, or won't eat at all?
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chubby051
Promising
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King of All That Are Fat
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posted March 20, 2002 10:33 PM |
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Nice thread
I think the more important question is what if the girlfriend is a vegitarian?
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Trees Grow Taller in the Shade
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted March 20, 2002 10:36 PM |
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The most significant and important question is:
What if the GF is a Cannibal (and you didn't know that before)? (Answer: OUCH!!!)
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted March 20, 2002 10:57 PM |
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I have a better idea.... you buy me flowers and I'll get naked with you and let you film it..
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Fantusta
Known Hero
who wishes he was high
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posted March 21, 2002 12:01 AM |
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*runs to the flower shop*
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted March 21, 2002 12:05 AM |
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Bring on the steak! Please pass the pepper and garlice. Thank you very much!
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Wyvern
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted March 21, 2002 06:10 PM |
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"March 20th - nothing happened" - wrote the French king Louis XVI in his book. In the night one of his ministers woke him and told him about the things that had happened. The king asked, "Is this a riot?". The minister answered, "No, this is a revolution!".
That was the Zudian revolution!
He attacked the Bastille - a castle and a prison, which was built in the XIV century. It had 30 metre high walls and 25 metre wide pits of water. He took the Bastille for several hours and destroyed it with his powerful dragon breath. He made a square there and placed a note: "This place is for celebrating the New Holiday of Zud!".
Then Zud threatened Louis XVI with death and Louis decided to abdicate. He signed a truce with Zud but... had secret plans.
Dressed as a servant, he tried to escape from France. He almost succeeded - he reached the Belgium border when a postman recognized him 11 o'clock at night. That postman had actually NEVER seen the king. He had seen only his face on the money...
So the king was sent to the Prison - the new building, introduced in Musketeers of Might and Magic 4. And Zud came to power...
Of course, his first action was to officially introduce the new holiday - the reason why he started the Zudian revolution. Then he gave the legislative power to the Legislative Assembly.
In the Legislative Assembly there were different groups of deputies - Dragons and Dragonslayers.
The Dragons were a majority - 260 dragons total. The Dragonslayers were 130 and were divided into two - Crusaders and Titans. The Titans were afraid of the activity of the crowd. The Crusaders' strength came exactly from the people's activity.
France declared war of Deyja. But the wae didn't go weel for the French. The people became suspicious that the Dragon generals and Zud DIDN'T want to win the war. And it was so - Zud had discovered that people in Deyja like his holiday on March 20th very much. But an uprising broke out. The French tried to kill Zud with the help of the Dragonslayers, one of which - Maximilian Robespierre - even wanted to sent him to the guillotine... Zud's neck was very big, having in mind that he was a giant dragon, but Robespierre had made a special guillotine for him. So Zud decided that it's better to fly away. He went to Deyja and the undead were very happy to see the founder of the great holiday of March 20th. The problem was that Zud wasn't so happy - there weren't good steaks - only undead meat which was not very delicious. He decided to get in touch with another dragon - Xenophanes. So he flew to Nighon where the Internet connection was excellent so he joined the Heroes Community and then became a moderator...
But he didn't forget about the idea of his life, which caused the Zudian revolution. So he decided to suggest that his holiday should be introduced in the World calendar...
By that time in his first home - France - Napoleon Bonaparte made a coup d'etat and came to power... but this is another story.
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Wyvern
Promising
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posted March 22, 2002 04:58 PM |
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Huh? Zud, won't you say something? You may reveal some interesting facts about your revolution I haven't learned about... you know, the History teacher can't tell you everything...
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted August 11, 2003 08:20 PM |
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March 20th
Sounds like a GREAT holiday!!!
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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madmartigan
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
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posted August 11, 2003 09:29 PM |
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ZUD FOR PRESIDENT !!!
(once again ... altogether)
ZUD FOR PRESIDENT !!!!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 11, 2003 09:41 PM |
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ZUD FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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zud
Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
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posted August 11, 2003 11:28 PM |
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still waiting
I need cat's address for the flowers
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted August 12, 2003 02:40 AM |
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Quote:
But I have one question:
What if the man is a vegitarian () , will he eat something else, or won't eat at all?
They become vaginitarians of course. Oh wait that's the 14th. Nevermind.
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Go Red Sox!
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 12, 2003 03:12 PM |
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then they eat fake beef. I reckon there's fake beef?  Beef made of vegetables.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 12, 2003 03:16 PM |
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Nope. It's made from a mighty gorgon named soccerfeva
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Yolk and God bless.
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 12, 2003 03:21 PM |
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Oh but no one eats em. No one except woocky,who vommited out blood and passed away on March 20th.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 12, 2003 10:23 PM |
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SF, just go. You're ruining the holiday. It was so nice before.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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doomfreak
Famous Hero
The Crispinator
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posted August 13, 2003 04:23 AM |
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I officially declare March 14th Doomfreak Day
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tigerangelz
Known Hero
Angelic Tigress
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posted August 13, 2003 04:30 PM |
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*marks March 20 on her calendar*
(for next year}
My boyfriend's a meat cutter, so I know he will throughly enjoy this day.
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