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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted June 03, 2013 11:35 AM |
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Oh I wanted to appeal to one individual. And I failed. Like thrice.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
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Scourge of God
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posted June 03, 2013 11:44 AM |
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Size her up and use her strength to beat her with.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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The_Gootch
Honorable
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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 03, 2013 03:08 PM |
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Straight numbers are irrelevant. For this question, the rule of 3 applies.
For guys, take the number they tell you and divide by 3.
For girls, take the number they tell you and multiply by 3.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted June 03, 2013 03:10 PM |
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How much is one right hand divided by 3?
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
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Scourge of God
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posted June 03, 2013 03:13 PM |
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Have you given your right hand a feminine name?
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Minion
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posted June 03, 2013 03:13 PM |
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Edited by Minion at 15:13, 03 Jun 2013.
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That on average you use 1.5 fingers for the deed 
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted June 03, 2013 03:14 PM |
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Yeah, her name is Sara.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted June 03, 2013 03:25 PM |
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Dude, you need a girlfriend really badly...
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted June 03, 2013 03:32 PM |
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Why don't you tell them that ?
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 03, 2013 03:42 PM |
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Bixie's post is just about the best reply ever. I just loved it. It has the entire emotional range within a few words.
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3 girls in a desperate attempt to prove I was straight (Awwwww  )
1 dude when I found out that I wasn't. (YAY!!!!!!  )
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted June 03, 2013 03:46 PM |
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Ah, my only ray of hope. How you've been, querida?
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 03, 2013 03:51 PM |
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Ah ha, I'm not getting caught out in this thread DD lol.
And I am well ty.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted June 03, 2013 05:03 PM |
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For guys, take the number they tell you and divide by 3.
Meh, the ones I could instantly remember in a few minutes were 18, but since I couldn't almost remember some of them from like more than 10 years ago, I quite accurately added 4 to the number for the ones I probably forgot about and reached 22.
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