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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 22, 2013 06:31 PM

"Oh thank you, kind sir! Thank you!" Trutha was almost skipping with joy. He turned to Brian, "you see, sir, some people are very eager to leave right now. What do everyone think? Should we head for Omnia right now or not?"
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master_learn
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walking to the library
posted July 22, 2013 06:41 PM

Do you have any other plan except frontal attack as a D'reg would do?
I think going without any plan is dangerous and I am affraid I won't be able to offer any help.

I am under the impression that Omnia is in fact the dangerous place you wanted to escape from in the first place until it is safe for you to come back?
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posted July 23, 2013 01:58 AM

Anatolios saw the assassin on the roof with his apprentices, of course. With his headgear properly calibrated as it was it would be difficult not to. But being in the metaphorical sense a few sandwiches short of a picnic, he didn't pay them much mind.

Now having a general idea of which way he needed to go to reach his transportation he clambered down from the roof of the Drum. Something had to be done about that river, he mused; he absolutely needed pure water from it for his latest work. He'd have to find some way to purify at least a portion of it, though since he was going to go through the trouble anyway he might as well go all out. Maybe something with cogs would help...

"Yes, no, I must go at once and consult my notes," he announced to no one in particular, having taken no notice of the proceeding conversation.

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posted July 23, 2013 07:12 PM

Wolfram listened to the suggestions being made around him by the people the Omnian had assembled to go on his quest.
But the worst of them was setting out now.
"Are you daft, lad?" Wolfram said agitated. "Setting out now, pah. Well, I wish you good luck and a fine funeral. If suicide is part of the deal you may keep it." Wolfram stuffed his pipe, lit it and took a few puffs before going on.
"Listen, I have traveled all my life. And night time is the worst time to do so. The road is most dangerous at night, there are bandits, wild animals, vampires, tree roots you cannot see and trip over and many more dangers. If you're serious about this, give everyone time to get home, pack and get a good night sleep. When we set out tomorrow we'll make for beter time, be less cranky and run less a risk."
Wolfram made a show of smoking his pipe somewhat contemplatively and waiting for a reaction.
"Well, I'm headin back in for a beer or two more. I'll see you lot by the west gate two hours after sunrise and we'll make for Omnia. I know a nice shortcut we can take." And with a wink, Wolfram went back into the Drum.
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posted July 25, 2013 04:24 PM

"I'm sure the Great God Om *great horns hand-sign* will not forget anyone who helped dispose of this false prophet. And I will personally pray for each and every one of you."

'Great... Jusht show me t'way to the spouse o'dis false pamphlet, an' I'll help 'em in any way I can, 'kay? I'm Bilious b'the wa'.'
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 30, 2013 03:26 PM

"This man's got a point", I said as I pointed at Wolfram while he was still in my sight. "There were quite a number of unlucky fellas who wandered in the wilderness. I've seen their still warm dead bodies almost every morning I scouted the area for the mercenary groups I was in. Here's some gold for you to rent a room and buy somethin' to eat. I'll be waiting for you here."

Without wasting another moment, I went inside the Mended Drum and ordered myself a beer.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 02, 2013 04:02 PM

The next morning all the adventurers ((unless specified otherwise)) eventually gathered at the city gate. It did not look the same way it did the day before. For one, it was closed. Those who spent some time in Ankh-Morpork knew it be very strange indeed, as the Ankh-Morpork gates were never closed. Even in times of invasions the standard Ankh-Morporkian reaction was to let the invading hordes in and sell them souvenirs and their own ethnic food until they went broke and went away. This time, however, they were most definitely closed. And guarded. Two watchmen stood in front of the gate, leaning against the wall. The older one was staring at the morning sky. The shorter watchmen, who passed as a human being only because no one could identify him as any other species, fiddled with a cigarette in his hands.

"Look at the sky. It's well into morning already.” Grumbled the older watchmen. “How much longer must we wait?”

"Relax, sarge, I'm sure they'll relieve us soon enough.” The short one answered finishing rolling his cigarette. “What do you have to hurry home to, anyway? It's not like your old lady is there at this hour.”

"Exactly. If we're stuck here any longer I might actually meet her and then what do I do? What do I even say to her?”

"That her hair looks nice? It's usually works or so I hear.”

"You're not a married man, Nobby, and it shows. Talks is how arguments start. And then the next thing you know you find yourself sleeping outside with a lump on your head. My happy family life is built on never having to come into direct contact with my wife and I'm not going to change it. I don't care what Vimes said, if the next shift doesn't come soon I'm leaving and damn it all. And all this because of that bloody ape...” at this point he noticed the group of adventurers approaching the gate, “walk on by citizens, the gate is closed. This is Watch business so just come back later!”
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posted August 03, 2013 09:27 AM

After the wise words of Wolfram Brian decided to not waste more time in asking questions and went to the Patrician with a written report on the current stage of events,concerning the Omnian.
The proposed place and time for leaving the city were carefully written as well as the rest information in it.
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 03, 2013 12:21 PM

A messenger found Brian shortly after he filed his report. It seemed that the Patrician took this matter seriously. Then again, he took everything seriously. The messenger handed Brian his new orders and went away. The orders read as such:

"If a hostile power is rising that might endanger Ankh-Morpork we must be informed. Accompany the Omnian and investigate further. Send raven when new information of the threat is acquired."
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posted August 03, 2013 01:16 PM

Having bad feeling about this chain of events,Brian slept for some hours in the guild and departed in the morning to the gate.
When he arrived,for his astonishment,he saw the miracle with his own eyes-the gate was CLOSED.He thought maybe he was still dreaming,but soon understood that was not the case,when he saw the last evening company of fellas.
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posted August 03, 2013 02:41 PM

Anatolios' plans to return to Ephebe ran into a temporary hitch: as occasionally happened, his atheist had escaped. That would have been inconvenient enough, but by the little pile of lightning-struck ashes five or six strides from the Automatic Mobile, there didn't look to be much point in returning the man to the Horrible Energy And Destruction Accepting, Capturing, and Handling Enclosure. He'd have to find another one, or else wait around in taverns until he'd found enough people pondering the existence of the gods to get him all the way back to Ephebe.*

Regardless, it was for this reason that come morning, Ana could be found still wandering the streets of Ankh-Morpork rather than trundling across country. Specifically in the vicinity of the closed gate, pondering where he could find a replacement atheist.


*Anatolios, sadly from his perspective, would never be able to pass as a convincing enough atheist to fuel the Automatic Mobile himself. His extensive work with converting divine retribution into fuel for his transportation meant that he was more likely to disbelieve gravity than the gods.

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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 07, 2013 02:58 PM
Edited by Geny at 08:21, 10 Aug 2013.

"What do you mean ”the gate is closed”?” Trutha asked in horrified shock, “we're in a hurry! The fate of my country if not the world depends on it!”

"I don't know about all that,” answered the sergeant with a tone implying that the world could go to hell as long as it didn't do it on his watch and made sure to keep the noise down, “all I know is that I'm Under Orders from Commander Vimes not to let anyone out of the city until the book is recovered.”

"A book?! All of this is over a lost book??”

"The Librarian said it was a powerful book.” Said Corporal Nobbes, “he said it could perform miracles. For all we know it could do anything. Make a man fly. Destroy a city. Turn the world upside down. Clear the Ankh!”

"I doubt that and frankly I don't care.” The Sergeant smirked, “and whatever it can or can't do no one is getting out of the city until it's found. You got a problem with it, you can take it up with Commander Vimes down at the Watch House.”
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posted August 08, 2013 01:55 AM

Lost in thought as to where he could find a new fuel source in a city with over three hundred places of worship, Anatolios almost missed the guard's words. Almost, but not quite.

"...miracles. For all we know it could do anything. Make a man fly. Destroy a city. Turn the world upside down. Clear the Ankh!"

The speed with which that caught Anatolios' attention was akin to that of a hound at an all-you-can-eat buffet hearing a plate drop, but with less in the way of broken dishes. Clear the Ankh! That was exactly what he needed!

"Fascinating!" Ana strode right up to the guard with no attention for such mundane things as personal space or the fact that these people could have him arrested for not respecting it. Also, he still had his kerchief over his face from the night before. "Pray tell, what might this tome look like? What is it called?"

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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 10, 2013 08:30 AM

Corporal Nobbes took a step back. People usually avoided looking at him if at all possible. The Watchmen were an exception, but mostly because they knew Nobby was an old buddy of Sergeant Colon and no one wanted to get on his bad side. Someone actually violating his private space was a novelty. One he wasn't sure how to take.

"I tole you, I dunno what it looks like. The only one who does is the Librarian and I ain't asking him questions when he's pissed.”
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 10, 2013 08:49 AM

"Uh, but if someone stole the book and knew what it can do, chances are he's already outside Ankh. He wouldn't risk staying here and getting caught."
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posted August 10, 2013 10:36 AM

Well, if it can clear the Ankh, surely it could clear my head!

'So, where's this Librarian fellow?'
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 10, 2013 10:55 AM

Sergeant Colon snapped at the group in a tired voice.

"Wherever the criminal is, I don't have to tell the particulars of Ongoing Investigation to civilians. As for the Librarian, he's at the main Watch house along with Commander Vimes. Now go on, clear out. You're one step away from Obstructing Justice."
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posted August 11, 2013 01:46 AM

"Very good! I will speak to the Librarian at once. Thank you, my good sirs!" Anatolios turned to leave in search of the Watch house.
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posted August 11, 2013 07:06 PM

"Well," Wolfram said slightly theatrically to his companions.
"We can do two things here. We can wait for this to resolve itself, in a nearby bar for instance. Or we can cram some Oompha down our pants and see what we can do about this."
As he shot a look across the group he added, "And I'm fine with either option."
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 11, 2013 10:52 PM

"I say it's better we do something about this", I responded. "Who knows, maybe will receive some sort of a reward or something for returning the book."
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