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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: If HC was something like a real-life club....
Thread: If HC was something like a real-life club.... This thread is 6 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 · «PREV / NEXT»
Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 15, 2013 09:15 AM

And I'd also bring headphones with my cell phone because I am aware not many of you like Romanian manele music.



But anything rock'n'roll and even some pop and disco is OK with me.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 15, 2013 05:12 PM

I'd sit somewhere with a glass of whiskey in hand and watch you all in amusement.
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Vindicator
Vindicator


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posted July 15, 2013 05:17 PM

I'd probably just chill.
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted July 15, 2013 05:21 PM

Geny said:
I'd sit somewhere with a glass of whiskey in hand and watch you all in amusement.


I do that anyway.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 15, 2013 05:22 PM

I'd be with Dagoth and Azzie drinking.

Then I'd run from the DUELZONE. And laze off with elvin.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 15, 2013 05:31 PM

I would just summon Blue Eyes White Dragon and watch the result in amusement.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 15, 2013 05:34 PM

What you mean all of us laughing at you for shouting at a children's card games card?
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 15, 2013 05:40 PM

I know it's stupid, but others feel that it's fun. For their sake, I'll go with it and pretend
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DagothGares
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posted July 15, 2013 06:29 PM

gnomes2169 said:
I would be with City... but I would chose cool songs and then walk around in my suit and talk to you guys. My accent would be some kind of American, though you wouldn't really notice much of any one region (never had much of a particular accent other then "General American").
Amerikanskiiiii!

I've got an accent that says "I'm foreign." But nothing else really. I don't have that awful, godawful dutch accent.
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted July 15, 2013 06:32 PM

Dutch and Belgians scare me.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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posted July 15, 2013 08:38 PM

1 bottle of Водачка 1 create of Redbull's and LD's Light 100's i'd would be what i bring, and talk about how much i hate my job...
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 15, 2013 08:46 PM

And I would talk about how my math teacher is an alien and how all the girls danced the Batman dance with me
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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


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posted July 15, 2013 09:41 PM

If HC was a club i'd lock drakon into the janitor closet and throw away the key
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 15, 2013 09:43 PM

I played enough Jagged Alliance to know how to pick a lock.

so no, don't work on me.
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meroe
meroe


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posted July 15, 2013 09:48 PM

I would only turn up if the club was set up like a 30's club.  Men in crisp tuxedo's and us girlies wearing figure hugging, floor length satin dresses.  Then spend the evening chilling out with cocktails and listening to the band and torch singer (who hopefully sounds like Bessie Smith or Billie Holiday) all night long.  With the occasional slow dance with a handsome guy.
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as she sounds sometimes, she'd
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rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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antipaladin
antipaladin


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posted July 15, 2013 09:49 PM

c'man girls,no fights. or we will unleash sour ram testicles... sorry,if you haven't understood the joke,your'e probably a noob at HC.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 15, 2013 09:51 PM

A slow dance...anytime .
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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posted July 15, 2013 09:52 PM

meroe said:
I would only turn up if the club was set up like a 30's club.  Men in crisp tuxedo's and us girlies wearing figure hugging, floor length satin dresses.  Then spend the evening chilling out with cocktails and listening to the band and torch singer (who hopefully sounds like Bessie Smith or Billie Holiday) all night long.  With the occasional slow dance with a handsome guy.

how's that?
thats how i go to work...

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted July 15, 2013 09:52 PM

In all seriousness, if HC was a RL club, I'd probably never come
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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted July 15, 2013 09:54 PM

@Poly - rubbish, you would be the first one through the door.

@Anti - that doesn't look like a tuxedo to me
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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