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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: If HC was something like a real-life club....
Thread: If HC was something like a real-life club.... This thread is 6 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 · «PREV / NEXT»
antipaladin
antipaladin


Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted July 15, 2013 09:56 PM

its too hot to wear a tox in Israel in the summer... i don't think there are enough deodorants for that.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 15, 2013 09:57 PM

Lately I've been trying to talk with the Jamaican accent. Ya, mon, serious busyness. So, yeah, you'd prolly be hearing me in a deep, calm Jamaican voice often responding to anything you ask me with "Drugs, mon"

D'ya wanna somm weed, mon?


Anyways, I'd probably have a bright green T-shirt and black jeans, and I would most likely be chillin' in a corner while listening to Nirvana on my headphones. That is, unless the DJ plays some good rock songs; that would be a different story...
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Minion
Minion


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posted July 15, 2013 09:59 PM

There is not enough corners in a bar for all of you to sit alone, geez what a bunch of fun people.

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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted July 15, 2013 09:59 PM
Edited by meroe at 22:01, 15 Jul 2013.

fred79 said:
meroe, you seem increasingly familiar to me...

you stateside? red hair? live on the eastern shore(or used to)?

(more questions to come, after these are answered)




Nope

@Anti - if we are going to slow dance, you need a tux and you better use deodorant, or else.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 15, 2013 10:01 PM

tuxedo?

my soulpatch gives me away. I danced with the girl with the chain, she moved pretty fast but I was there to keep up.



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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted July 15, 2013 10:04 PM

Hm I can sit with NoobX and Antipaladin can loan my perfume

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 15, 2013 10:06 PM

...and I'm up on my feet dancin' nao. Just get the Specter away from me!
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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posted July 15, 2013 10:07 PM


would my fall\winter attire be better? i dont wear ties'.
never wore them in my life time..
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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted July 15, 2013 10:12 PM

antipaladin said:

would my fall\winter attire be better? i dont wear ties'.
never wore them in my life time..


Much better Anti.  I almost approve

However, its a 30's night club, I'm wearing my most beautiful liquid silver satin bias cut dress, that sweeps the floor (I look like something out of a movie dammit).  You will wear a tie.

No Tie, no slow dance.  Without said Tie, I will rebuff your advances and dance with a Clark Gable look alike instead ... he is wearing a tie!!!!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 15, 2013 10:13 PM

A tie is important.. in so many ways.
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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


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Cerise Princess
posted July 15, 2013 10:14 PM

Do you also accept bowties?
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted July 15, 2013 10:16 PM

Bowties are cool

@Meroe: No, really. No-one wants to be around a depressed schmuck, and I wouldn't dream of imposing my company on You all, among other things.
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william
william


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LummoxLewis
posted July 15, 2013 10:19 PM

Probably chill in the back with a cigarette, a drink and wearing my leather jacket.
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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted July 15, 2013 10:20 PM

Oh Lord Have Mercy!!!!!  What is it with depressed males at the moment??????

Poly, is a 30's club.  There is slow soulful music playing, endless drinks in tall glasses, flowers and waiters bringing you tasty morsels at the snap of your finger.

And I am there, dammit.  
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted July 15, 2013 10:23 PM
Edited by The_Polyglot at 22:26, 15 Jul 2013.

I still wouldn't come. There are things I can hide about my person online that would be painfully apparent IRL.

On the Internet, no-one knows You're really a hippopotamus
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted July 15, 2013 10:24 PM

On the internet no one knows how devilishly handsome I am.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 15, 2013 10:25 PM
Edited by NoobX at 22:27, 15 Jul 2013.

You know, I can use a tie to hang myself. So that I can say that I had a hangover; that I hanged around with you guys.


These jokes are horrible, aren't they?
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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted July 15, 2013 10:25 PM

WILLIAM!!!!!!  You beaut!

Forget the 30's bar.  Its now going to be me and Billy boy watching the footie with a dozen tinny's (for Will) and a few Bundy's and coke for me
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted July 15, 2013 10:30 PM

You heard the lady, rapscallions no more dirty 30's



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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 15, 2013 10:33 PM

Okay, guys, this is supposed to be a fun thread right?

I've got the Flame-wielder avvie! Let's fire up this partaaay Booze for everyone!
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