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Thread: If HC was something like a real-life club.... This thread is 6 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 · «PREV / NEXT»
NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 15, 2013 10:42 PM

Haha, but I ain't fightin' over Meroe. I already have a different girl in mind.

Welp, sorry to spoil your plan. Now, PARTAAAY!!
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 15, 2013 10:50 PM
Edited by NoobX at 23:21, 15 Jul 2013.

Yeah, yeah, Big Bad Guy talking, heard that one before. As I said, PARTAAAYYY!


Also, I'm still waiting for the you-know-what thing. Don't think that I forgot about it.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted July 15, 2013 10:50 PM

Aha ok my final post! Ok London 2015! So much better than Colorado when from New York etc London is "small city" so taxi must not problem etc What ever hm you know time!!

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Minion
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posted July 15, 2013 10:52 PM

Goodie good! Now some B.Y.O.B from System of Down and some great drinks for meee everyoneeee

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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posted July 15, 2013 10:53 PM

New theory: Ghost is a Time Lord.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 15, 2013 11:10 PM

Minion said:
Goodie good! Now some B.Y.O.B from System of Down

Karaoke night, GO!

~Everybody who's going to the party have a really good time~


But a party ain't a party without Nirvana!

~WITH THE LIGHTS OUT IT'S LESS DANGEROUS! HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US! I FEEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS! HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US!~

@fred, let's keep it our little secret. No one has to know about it now...
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted July 15, 2013 11:12 PM

G'day Meroe how ya going mate? Few tinnies, cook up a mean barbie and watch some Aussie Rules mate!
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted July 15, 2013 11:34 PM

i'd sit a corner sipping my non-alcoholic drink and shooting people down verbally for no reason.

Except when someone comes over and actually talks to me. Then i'll go embarrass myself in my usual OTT borderline-aspie rantics of course.


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carcity
carcity


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posted July 16, 2013 01:13 AM

If the bar got this crowded, I'd probably leave.
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fred79
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posted July 16, 2013 01:40 AM

carcity said:
If the bar got this crowded, I'd probably leave.


you know, being in a crowded club has it's perks. like, for instance, moving through the crowd, to rub your body against sexy female(or male, if you prefer) bodies upon passing them.

this is one reason why some concerts are awesome to be at. my first manson concert, had a little goth chick grinding her *** into my crotch, she kept looking back at me and smiling. man, that was a great concert...

so much rubby, touchy-feely. mmmmm... i think i'll go out clubbing.

(now, in THIS club, since it is mostly dudes, i will have to stay in my seat, like i said before. sausage-fests aren't my thing. )
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 17, 2013 07:14 PM

fred79 said:
you know, being in a crowded club has it's perks. like, for instance, moving through the crowd, to rub your body against sexy female bodies upon passing them.

This is exactly what happened on the second day of my excursion ^^ There were these other guys (and girls!) that were staying in the same hotel we were staying in, and they came to the same night club we went to... Basicly, there was almost no room left in the club and it was impossible not to rub against some girl's booty while moving around.

Ah, the nostalgia...


Btw, why has this thread become inactive? It's actually pretty good - compared to the ones in the VW, that is.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted July 17, 2013 07:27 PM

And compared to the oens in the OSM it's heaven.
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GunFred
GunFred


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Sexy Manticore
posted July 18, 2013 08:38 AM

I do not go to gay bars so you would not see me there...
NoobX said:
Haha, but I ain't fightin' over Meroe. I already have a different girl in mind.

Welp, sorry to spoil your plan. Now, PARTAAAY!!

I thought you true desires had already been revealed...
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fred79
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posted July 18, 2013 08:55 AM

GunFred said:
I do not go to gay bars so you would not see me there...


don't knock gay clubs, man. straight girls go there to let loose, because they think guys aren't watching, and don't feel either the pressure to perform, or the pressure of being gawked at. you will see straight girls dancing like strippers, and most likely wearing stripper clothes, especially on either goth night or 80's night(if the club has them, check FIRST, lol).

a friend of mine turned me on to the club, i went there for a couple of years on goth nights and 80's nights. goth nights=girls in their bras and underwear, fishnet stockings, and boots,(all very lovely), and 80's nights is "no-holds barred party 'till we fall down nights". besides, gay dudes will buy you drinks, call you hot, and you get to relax in a testosterone-free(except your own, lol) atmosphere. call the club and ask first which nights to come if you aren't gay. they will tell you, probably fridays(date night), and saturdays. gay dudes are friendly, and cool as hell. not to mention, i have never talked to one that seemed stupid to me, unlike straight dudes, where idiots are a dime a dozen.

NoobX said:
Haha, but I ain't fightin' over Meroe. I already have a different girl in mind.

Welp, sorry to spoil your plan. Now, PARTAAAY!!

I thought you true desires had already been revealed...


LOL.


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Zenofex
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Kreegan-atheist
posted July 18, 2013 09:31 AM

Drakon-Deus said:
And compared to the oens in the OSM it's heaven.
Cry me a river, whiny one. Right after you learn spelling that is.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 09:42 AM

The truth hurts, doesn't it?




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Zenofex
Zenofex


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Kreegan-atheist
posted July 18, 2013 09:44 AM

You look hurt all right.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 09:47 AM

I never give up, ganbaru wa.


You kreegans were all but extinct after the Reckoning.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 18, 2013 09:56 AM

GunFred said:
I do not go to gay bars so you would not see me there...
NoobX said:
Haha, but I ain't fightin' over Meroe. I already have a different girl in mind.

Welp, sorry to spoil your plan. Now, PARTAAAY!!

I thought you true desires had already been revealed...

You know nothing, ugly orange beast! Now, go and hide in your pit of lameness and never crawl out again.

Okay, we PARTAAYY now!!
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 10:12 AM

I rock a party like nobody can
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