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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: If HC was something like a real-life club....
Thread: If HC was something like a real-life club.... This thread is 6 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 · «PREV / NEXT»
GunFred
GunFred


Supreme Hero
Sexy Manticore
posted July 18, 2013 10:21 AM

NoobX said:
You know nothing, ugly orange beast! Now, go and hide in your pit of lameness and never crawl out again.

Okay, we PARTAAYY now!!

Manticores are highly knowledgable beasts, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and manticores certainly do not crawl.

Also, nobody knows how to party like manticores do, especially not noob-boy-toy-beliebers such as yourself.
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GunFred
GunFred


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Sexy Manticore
posted July 18, 2013 10:34 AM
Edited by GunFred at 10:36, 18 Jul 2013.

fred79 said:
yeah, that video isn't gay at all.

Yeah totally but manticores are such sexy beasts that they get away with a level of gayness that would cause humans to be stoned to death by even the most tolerant people.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 10:46 AM

So you admit that manticores are homosexual while you call Modern Talking that. My hypocrisy-sense is tingling...
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GunFred
GunFred


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Sexy Manticore
posted July 18, 2013 11:15 AM
Edited by GunFred at 11:15, 18 Jul 2013.

Drakon-Deus said:
So you admit that manticores are homosexual while you call Modern Talking that. My hypocrisy-sense is tingling...

No, I meant that manticores are such sex-beast-machines that they can get away with such sexually questionable behaviour and still be manly. Of course, being manly is no big achievment when compared to the metrosexuals of today and the inhabitants of this fabulous community.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 18, 2013 11:36 AM

Yeah, with that face you should be glad that you aren't considered a nature's sense of humor.
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GunFred
GunFred


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Sexy Manticore
posted July 18, 2013 11:47 AM

NoobX said:
Yeah, with that face you should be glad that you aren't considered a nature's sense of humor.

At least I have a face...

Seriously though, there is nothing natural or humorous about what the H5 animators did to my people...
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 18, 2013 11:52 AM

You know, HoMM3 Manticores have lion heads which are a lot better than... this thing...
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 11:53 AM

They got the looks right, but they were prety much snowww as units.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 12:06 PM

Yes, they were among the weakest lvl6 uits when they should've been the strongest because lion+bat+scorpion= badass to me.
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GunFred
GunFred


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Sexy Manticore
posted July 18, 2013 12:14 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
Yes, they were among the weakest lvl6 uits when they should've been the strongest because lion+bat+scorpion= badass to me.

When you add human into the mix, the power level and badassery is severely crippled along with a small intelligence boost...
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 18, 2013 12:18 PM


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GunFred
GunFred


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Sexy Manticore
posted July 18, 2013 12:26 PM

Drakon-Deus said:


I can see that gramps have not aged well...

Dog face and retardation is all that is left in the once legendary manticore. I have to admit to that he had this comming even if it is sad to see a relative having decayed this much.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted July 18, 2013 09:58 PM

i must put my 2 cents here,but im bored, so i sell 30 MB ISP for the price of 10$ per month , who wants to buy?
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 19, 2013 10:06 AM

Ya, mon, dis place needs somm internut so dat I can daonload somm good music.
But if ya wanna party after, ya will provide us with the internut access fo' free.
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted September 21, 2013 06:11 PM

Causal clothing. Trying to blend in with the crowd, not standing out. Otherwise trying to be nice and have a good time.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted September 21, 2013 06:14 PM

Don't be so modest, you'd be the soul of the party forf

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted September 21, 2013 06:40 PM

Thank you But to be honest, I'm very shy in real life.

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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
posted September 21, 2013 07:55 PM

I would dress something that doesn't draw attention lol. I'm quite shy in RL.

Food? Some good sandwich should do the trick. Oh, and of course, Spanish Omelette

Drinks? Anything I have ordered in the Starlite tavern, like gyn or vodka with 7up.
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted September 21, 2013 08:01 PM

Vodka with 7up?

Vodka is not for mixing. Now rum on the other hand...
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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On the Other Side!
posted September 21, 2013 08:04 PM

Geny said:
Vodka with 7up?

Vodka is not for mixing. Now rum on the other hand...

Hey, I like it. Not as much as mixed with lemon or orange, but still
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