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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Ruj is.
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted July 25, 2013 09:26 PM

Ruj is.

Rum is the food of the gopds. It's what jesus ate at the ;last supper, and by god it's what I'll drink at my funeral, I bid thee ADIEU MON AMI!
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VOKIALBG
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posted July 25, 2013 09:32 PM

Trolling is not the most interesting thing to do, you know that, right?
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted July 25, 2013 09:34 PM

\Dw black guyt delete thread when he feels like it, plus I feel inclined to post here cause cor will punish meh ass for sure.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 25, 2013 09:37 PM

I never understood people who post while being drunk (amusing as it may be).
If you're drunk you should be out there partying until you're either too tired or too sober to stay awake.
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted July 25, 2013 09:41 PM

But I am, Hc is but 1/10 of the -lace I go to when I]m drunk Hc is but a corner stone, somewhere to vent my eterna; honestym, besides It's snowing RUM!
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 25, 2013 09:42 PM

Go to sleep, Tsar, you're drunk.
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted July 25, 2013 09:44 PM

It's 20 43 and ( drunk all whiskety with m8 and I moved unto rum and rum is snowing scary snow I see things that shpoiu;dmt be there!
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 25, 2013 09:52 PM

So where's your "m8"?
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted July 25, 2013 09:54 PM

hE'SSITTING IN A C0RNER SCREAMIG LIUKE AN animal!
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 25, 2013 10:00 PM

......

I'm out.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 25, 2013 10:18 PM

*jawdrop*

Wow, this is just...
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted July 25, 2013 10:23 PM

Darby M'Graw! Fetch aft the rum, Darby!
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seraphim
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posted July 25, 2013 10:27 PM

Tsar-Ivor said:
hE'SSITTING IN A C0RNER SCREAMIG LIUKE AN animal!


I have the uncanny feeling that tsar is making out with a puppet.

The horror!

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meroe
meroe


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posted July 25, 2013 10:28 PM

Oh isn't Tsar cute when drunk.  Kinda aggressive and cute at the same time.  Excellent.
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frostymuaddib
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育碧是白痴
posted July 25, 2013 10:30 PM

Cheers Tsar-Ivor, if your're drunk, you are not the only one I had too much beer, rakija and wine...

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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted July 25, 2013 10:33 PM

I am now wondering how much Tsar has drunk.  Is he a half a lager shandy and he is anyone's, type, or is he the "pure vodka runs through his veins", type and he has left South Britain as dry as a desert?
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 25, 2013 10:41 PM

frostymuaddib said:
Cheers Tsar-Ivor, if your're drunk, you are not the only one I had too much beer, rakija and wine...

Nope, you can never have too much
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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The_Polyglot
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Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted July 25, 2013 10:43 PM

Says the 15-year-old?
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted July 25, 2013 10:52 PM

Could be wonder drug for dreamy just unknown place.. You drink lots of mixed Cherry or vanilla hm.. unknown girl look at you and ask you etc Ok good drinker .. more good drinker .. ok more drink She's the amphetamine so drink giver get sleep

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Celfious
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posted July 25, 2013 10:58 PM

Tsar-Ivor said:
Rum is the food of the gopds.
no no not rum you have it mistake,  its BBQ sauce.

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