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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Ferret Fanclub!!
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Cat
Cat


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posted March 27, 2002 01:29 AM
Edited By: Cat on 24 Jul 2003

Ferret Fanclub!!

Okay, I'm in a funny mood (as I have had no sleep for a while) and have also been told to make a new crazy thread, so I thought I'd explain why ferrets are great!

1) They are always 12" or more

2) They look good with hairy backs

3) They are cuddly

4) You can stick them in a hutch and ignore them for most of the day

5) They understand that they are not allowed in your bed

6) They won't embarrass you in front of your friends

7) However, they can be jealous of other ferrets...

8) They love you no matter what you look like naked

Not bad for off the top of my head in the middle of the night.....

[EDIT:- I thought I'd bring this one back to the top, to celebrate my furry little friends again]
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RMS
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posted March 27, 2002 01:48 AM

...yeah, ferrets are pretty cool...Iwould actually try to convince my parents to get one, but I have a semi-vicious poodle, and they're not a very good match, so so much for my lifelong dream
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posted March 27, 2002 01:57 AM

I was allowed rats but never Ferrets... does that make sense? No, it does not...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 27, 2002 02:08 AM

So you were allowed to have one kind of weird animal but not another? yeah youre right, that doesnt make any sense.
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RMS
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posted March 27, 2002 02:28 AM

...so you want ferrets but don't have any?
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Fantusta
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posted March 27, 2002 04:53 AM

Hey, if the girls on the board like it, I like it!
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Wesley
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posted March 27, 2002 09:06 AM

Why everybody likes

Small animals?
I dislike all kind of small creeps.

Give me Tigers and other big cats or Mountain Goats/Capricorn or Kangaroe(They are sweet!)


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Aerial
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posted March 27, 2002 09:17 AM

I hate ferrets...ugh they look just like big RATS.
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Cat
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posted March 27, 2002 11:07 AM

Nothing wrong with Rats OR ferrets.. I have had four sets of rats... Fatty and Fidget, Liam and Noel, Lenin and Trotsky and Gizmo and Ginger.  Gizzy and Ging were pedegrees... and they are just soo sweet, you can get them to sit on your shoulder and such..
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Lord_Echo
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posted March 27, 2002 01:48 PM

What the snow(aaaaaa it feels good to swaer agin) is a ferret???

dont worry i just have to catch back at the time i dident sewar
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SirDunco
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posted March 27, 2002 01:51 PM

God save the Ferets!!!!!!!

A feret is a small animal. Lives mostly in the woods and looks like a bif furry hotdog...not realy. I'm surprised that u Lord_Echo don't know what they are.
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RainBow
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posted March 27, 2002 02:00 PM

Hi I'm new here and thought I would be totally lost but hey ferrets.....cool...when I was a little girl I had 2 white ferrets called fatty and skinny they were great...razor sharp teeth  although they never bit me but there was a couple of victims lol
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Cat
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posted March 27, 2002 03:03 PM

*hugs Rainbow*

Thank you! See, ferrets are fantastic!!  You can never have enough ferrets....
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 27, 2002 04:40 PM

Echo, a ferret is a mutated rat.
And u really need some practise on how to spell the word "swear".

/Stefan
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Cat
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posted March 27, 2002 04:45 PM

*Shoves Tosser-eating ferret down Stiven's trousers*
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 27, 2002 04:47 PM

How come u first say u like ferrets and then u get them jealous so they all run away?
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Zud
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posted March 27, 2002 05:00 PM

tosser eating ferret in stivens pants

Spots a rare hairless ferret while in his pants, Noting it isnt even half the usual ferret length and he is feeling especially randy. The horny ferret decides to give it a mercy mating
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 27, 2002 05:17 PM

lol Zud

hehe, well in sweden we have this saying "Du ska inte döma andra efter dig själv" which means about "You should not judge other people depending on youre own experiences"

So just because u had a bad memory with a ferret once doesnt mean the rest of us have

But the rumour has even come to sweden ive heard, every time someone is trying to sell a ferret nowadays they always ask "Youre not that Zud guy on internet are you? because last time he got one, all ferrets got a bad attitude since one had been in his pants so they thought they were the king of the world since they got to compete with something that small..."

Lucky enough some guys actually can compete with those ferrets, so the ferrets attitude is back to normal now i hear. But watch out so Zud doesnt get a another ferret because then we all are in trouble again
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posted March 27, 2002 05:33 PM

Sir_Stiven, if you are that into Zud, just ask him out.. lol!!

Anyway, back to ferrets... hummm...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 27, 2002 05:47 PM

Nah Cat, you know i would never walk out on you but i am kinda suprised that u would let me date since u were so against it earlier? So we are that far ahead already? wow i might need some time here...
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