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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: HC Awards 2013
Thread: HC Awards 2013 This thread is 9 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 · «PREV / NEXT»
Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Duke of the Glade
posted January 15, 2014 05:55 PM

Appearance, skill and life choices are no longer aspects of life now? I suppose I have to go update my vocabulary then...
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted January 15, 2014 08:01 PM
Edited by The_Gootch at 20:13, 15 Jan 2014.

Your vocabulary doesn't need to be updated, only your priorities, boy.

For example, learn how to fight. Learn how to beat your fears.  Learn how to hurt someone and learn the will to do it so that the next time some group of jagoffs jump you, you go down swinging instead of just taking it by crumpling up into a fetal position and subsequently running to the internet for emotional support.  You'll still have your bruises, but at least you'll have your dignity.

Tldr version:  Man up, sissy.  (There.  I did it for you)
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 16, 2014 02:13 AM
Edited by NoobX at 02:17, 16 Jan 2014.

Gnomes2169 said:
Since Nooby seems to be dead, I guess I'll just usurp his throne get this kicked off this year!

I'll make sure that you die in a most horrible way, traitor! (or I just won't nominate you for anything *shrugs*)


Best Poster Overall: Salamandre - dunno why, he seems like a really great poster

Best Newbie: Orzie - for his work in the Succession Wars mod thread

Best Spammer: ForfynatorX19

Best Thread: Dream Talk - and you should post there more!!!1!

Best Moderator: Corribus - for handling WoG, VW and OSM. My respect to you, sir

Most Interesting Member: ForfynatorX19

Happiest Poster: Ghost, hell no! Joonas seems pretty happy to be in Seoul

Grumpiest Poster: Kip - complaining about everything (not saying that he's a bad poster, tho)

Most Boring Poster: Sir_Stanil - BAN HIMMM I DON'T WANT HIS NAME SHOWING UP HERE ANYMORE!!

Most Confusing Poster: Meroe - I can't get her at all. Must be because of the woman factor...

Poster Who You'd be Willing to Room With: Xerox - because of my previous roomate

Poster that You Wouldn't Want to Meet in Battle: Vindicator - because I want to include him into this list

Poster Who You'd Most Willingly Have as Your King: BAKLAVA THE GREAT - because he is a Serb

Poster Who You Think Should be a Mod: Hobbit - in the WoG subforum

Poster You'd Like to Know Better: let's go with Dagoth!

Poster You Miss: Dag, Misty, Galatea, Doomforge, Shares, Edn, B-E-T-A, Acu, Vlaad

Best Inn Poster: master_learn - he's always there for the newbies

Best Tavern Poster: Stormy - zap! zap!

Best VW Poster: ForfynatorX19

Best Other Games Poster: Stormy - zap! zap! zap! zap!

Best Glade Poster: Kip - because he is trying his best to keep it somewhat alive

Best OSM Poster: Baklava - he's like the only OSMer that makes posts which I actually read

Best talks like ghost: Fred69 gave it a good try

Best thinks like celfius: Tsar - I seriously have no clue on why

The Most Naive Poster: Gun_Fred - he is a fanatical Swede/manticore, mon

HC's craziest anime fan: Joonas - it's gotten to a point where it becomes creepy

Most depressing member: Adrius - I can't leave him out of the list

Most memorable poster: in a bad way, but still deserving of this award - Drakon-Deus

Most random poster: ForfynatorX19 - I've got no idea how he managed to pull this off

Poster That You'd Like to Meet IRL: Baklava - I'm just dying to meet him

Most Active Poster: Idk, Stormy was everywhere last year

Weirdest thread maker: Smithey - hey, don't look at me, man, I've got nothing to do with it
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Vindicator
Vindicator


Supreme Hero
Right Back Extraordinaire
posted January 16, 2014 02:15 AM

Quote:
Poster that You Wouldn't Want to Meet in Battle: Vindicator - because I want to include him into this list


...

I'll take it.

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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posted January 16, 2014 02:25 AM

NoobX said:
Best Spammer: ForfynatorX19

Most Interesting Member: ForfynatorX19

Best VW Poster: ForfynatorX19

Most random poster: ForfynatorX19 - I've got no idea how he managed to pull this off




Thanks

Vindicator said:
Quote:
Poster that You Wouldn't Want to Meet in Battle: Vindicator - because I want to include him into this list


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I'll take it.


You know.. I haven't been able to help find your comments in this thread very funny! This and your reply to Gnomes about not being included once I'm sorry I didn't find room for you in my nominations, I did consider nominate you for most depressing member after what you wrote in this thread, but I thought it might have been taken the wrong way.. thanks for calling me most memorable this year
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Vindicator
Vindicator


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Right Back Extraordinaire
posted January 16, 2014 02:30 AM

It's cool man, I know I haven't been someone worthy of winning awards (and I don't mean that in depressed, self-deprecating way, it's just the truth ). I just like making cynical (is that the right word) comments, so there we go.

I'll try to actually be a memorable part of the community this year.

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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posted January 16, 2014 02:35 AM

Vindicator said:

I'll try to actually be a memorable part of the community this year.


In the future that is 2015: - This place, where upon we stand now, was once known as heroescommuntiy, a glorious society where fruitful bonds between people across the oceans grew and nurtured (except once in a while when it was run by a squirrel). Alas it should not last, for one day, in the year 2014, in his mad quest of recognition, VINDICATOR burned it down, and now we stand upon its ashes.

Next year there'll probably be more (and better suited) categories as well. I'm just glad I didn't get voted most creepy this time around.

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted January 16, 2014 02:40 AM

noobx said:
Poster Who You Think Should be a Mod: Hobbit - in the WoG subforum

I think Hobbit's a cool guy and all but I'd really like to hear about the line of reasoning behind this. I dont recall him posting specifically about Wog or something, why do you think he should moderate Wog threads?

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 16, 2014 02:58 AM

fred69 said:
i can't do it by myself, people...

Sure you can.
You see, in my dormitory you have to prove yourself before you get accepted into the "Circle" by doing a 69 with yourself, but basicly all you have to do is autofellatio because ==>

==> 6 + 9 = 15

When turned upside down and rotated, a 6 makes a 9 ==>

==> 9 + 9 = 18

From there you have to give up your pride for the greater cause ==>

==> 18(you) - 15(pride) = 3(greater cause)

Now, you commit yourself to the greater cause ==>

==> 18 : 3 = 6

And 6 is the same 6 from the 69, so that's why it must be taken into consideration ==>

==> 6 : 6 = 1

1 represents the number of persons performing 69, thus making this an autofellatio.
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Vindicator
Vindicator


Supreme Hero
Right Back Extraordinaire
posted January 16, 2014 03:02 AM

Quote:
In the future that is 2015: - This place, where upon we stand now, was once known as heroescommuntiy, a glorious society where fruitful bonds between people across the oceans grew and nurtured (except once in a while when it was run by a squirrel). Alas it should not last, for one day, in the year 2014, in his mad quest of recognition, VINDICATOR burned it down, and now we stand upon its ashes.



That'll work too. Probably less to clean up as well.

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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posted January 16, 2014 03:03 AM

NoobX said:
18 : 3 = 6




Pretty sure this is wrong
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 16, 2014 03:04 AM

artu said:
noobx said:
Poster Who You Think Should be a Mod: Hobbit - in the WoG subforum

I think Hobbit's a cool guy and all but I'd really like to hear about the line of reasoning behind this. I dont recall him posting specifically about Wog or something, why do you think he should moderate Wog threads?

Dunno, he just poped into my mind and I remembered that he's posting in the WoG subforum
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 16, 2014 03:07 AM

OhforfSake said:
NoobX said:
18 : 3 = 6




Pretty sure this is wrong

Really? Good. You're doing an autofellatio to get into a sect; something's supposed to be wrong there.
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OhforfSake
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posted January 16, 2014 03:11 AM

Is an autofellatio the same as a wet dream and a dry spell combined with a hot summer day and no blankets?
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 16, 2014 03:13 AM

You decide in the end
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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted January 16, 2014 03:16 AM

So that is what boys do in their dorms.  Attempt autofellatio?  Well that is just about going to send me over the edge this evening.  Ugh.  Truly.  Ugh.

FYI, us girls only put make up on and styled each others hair.  Nobody needed to self abuse to get into any 'club'.

What kind of school are you going too?????
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OhforfSake
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posted January 16, 2014 03:23 AM
Edited by OhforfSake at 04:13, 16 Jan 2014.

meroe said:
So that is what boys do in their dorms.  Attempt autofellatio?  Well that is just about going to send me over the edge this evening.  Ugh.  Truly.  Ugh.


What? No of course not, that's disgusting. We practice gymnastics. We're not freaks you know.

meroe said:

FYI, us girls only put make up on and styled each others hair.  Nobody needed to self abuse to get into any 'club'.



There's also the pillow fights in underwear!

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NoobX
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Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 16, 2014 03:24 AM
Edited by NoobX at 03:27, 16 Jan 2014.

meroe said:
So that is what boys do in their dorms.  Attempt autofellatio?  Well that is just about going to send me over the edge this evening.  Ugh.  Truly.  Ugh.

I didn't do it, but I think I know who did, otherwise he couldn't have told me about it.

Quote:
FYI, us girls only put make up on and styled each others hair.  Nobody needed to self abuse to get into any 'club'.

You don't want to know what girls do here... No, that's just going beyond the levels of insanity...

Quote:
What kind of school are you going too?????

It's not important, yeah, that'll do.
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Vindicator
Vindicator


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Right Back Extraordinaire
posted January 16, 2014 03:24 AM

Quote:
What kind of school are you going too?????


Hopefully one that teaches him the difference between "too" and "to".

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted January 16, 2014 03:34 AM

fred79 said:
this thread keeps getting better and better.

We should burn it down then!
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Well, I'll just go to sleep now. It's 3:33 AM here and I'm dead tired...
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