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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: If you were madly in love...
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 17, 2014 12:25 PM

Poll Question:
If you were madly in love...

If you were madly in love, would you agree to being castrated to save the life of the woman you love? You would be making the ultimate sacrifice a male can make for her but you'd be no longer a man for her.
So, what would it be?

Responses:
Yes
No
Not with a rusty razor but I'd agree to chemical castration.
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Warmonger
Warmonger


Promising
Legendary Hero
fallen artist
posted May 17, 2014 12:57 PM

How could I fall in love with a girls who doesn't like my thing? That's odd, at least.
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 17, 2014 01:19 PM

What makes you think that it's her who demands it?

You are both abducted by a crazy billionaire who makes sick experiments on couples.

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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 17, 2014 01:24 PM


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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted May 17, 2014 01:41 PM

artu said:

You are both abducted by a crazy billionaire who makes sick experiments on couples.

What makes you think a crazy billionaire will keep his word?
He may proceed with killing her anyway.
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 17, 2014 01:43 PM

It's a hypothetical situation, don't avoid the question on technicalities.

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 17, 2014 01:44 PM

My evolutionary instincts say hell no. Why should I lose the one thing that pleasures me and ensures procreation? There are plenty of women to bang, the hell with love.

Right artu?

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted May 17, 2014 01:55 PM

I don't know, I mean.. As far as I know, women don't have dicks.. Right guys? And she has pleasure and procreation, so... I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm not entirely sure you're right on that one Fred.
I guess it only shows how much we men suck.. I mean after all, I'm sure if the situation was reversed, a woman wouldn't hesitate to cut off her dick.. your dick.. whatever.
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 17, 2014 03:35 PM

Quote:
I'm not entirely sure you're right on that one Fred.

huh?
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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted May 17, 2014 03:40 PM

I would probably get castrated for a friends life as well. I know it will suck big time, but if those are the options, well, there are no options. I will do almost anything to save someones LIFE.
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted May 17, 2014 03:58 PM

Okai, I admit it, you all look the same to me.
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 17, 2014 04:44 PM

artu said:
It's a hypothetical situation, don't avoid the question on technicalities.


good lord, the irony.

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 17, 2014 06:53 PM

Hmmm this is a bizarre poll.  Perhaps, would you be prepared to die for a loved one?  Be a better question.

For some reason it reminded me of the bug scene in Evolution.  The bug gets into Harry Block (Orlando Jones') suit.

[an alien bug is crawling inside Block's leg]
Dr. Allison Reed: What are you gonna do?
Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate.
Harry Block: Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
Ira Kane: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
Nurse Tate: Doctor, look!
Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles.
Harry Block: Take it! Take it! Take the leg!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted May 17, 2014 06:57 PM

After reading the last line, I remember it!

About the question, it's always easy to give once opinion, but it's an entirely different matter to do. I'd of course claim yes, but I don't know if I could.. there's so much I can't do which isn't nearly as scary.
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted May 17, 2014 07:44 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 19:57, 17 May 2014.

I'd do without hesitation, and those that know me know that I don't say that lightly.

@Meroe




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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 17, 2014 09:19 PM

meroe said:
Perhaps, would you be prepared to die for a loved one?  Be a better question.

Men say they'd die gladly easier than they'd get castrated. When you imagine it, the second option really seems more revolting. It's rather like the scene in the Sopranos where they keep threatening this guy with death and he's like a rock, no sign of fear, nothing. They move to plan B and tell him they'll cut his balls off if he doesn't cooperate and it works like a charm.

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 17, 2014 09:33 PM
Edited by meroe at 21:35, 17 May 2014.

Yeah the reason for that Artu is that I guess most guys wouldn't see the point of living after being emasculated.

Dying heroically to save a loved one is the ultimate sacrifice for love (as seen by others too).  But being turned into a eunuch as a fully grown man who has probably experienced sex, must be a step too far I guess.

@Tsar - "There is always time for lubricant!!!!!"  I nearly died laughing when I first saw that.  Oh it made my week.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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xerox
xerox


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 17, 2014 09:34 PM

This is a great example of how the twoness norm in relationships can severely restrict your freedom. The twoness norm is a cancer to relationships, because it results in submission. I do not know why people put up with norms that restricts themselves.
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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted May 17, 2014 09:36 PM

What???
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Fauch
Fauch


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 17, 2014 09:36 PM

what the hell is twoness?

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