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artu
Promising
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted May 28, 2014 02:36 AM |
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Unfortunately, that "blah blah blah" is where you're completely off. And if you think, at the age of 8, being shown a video to teach the anatomy of the vagina, and how to stimulate it both with the mouth and the penis is pedagogically swell, well, let's just say, I'll take my girlfriends word over yours, since she had six years of training and specialized in child psychology.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 28, 2014 02:51 AM |
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@ artu: whatever you want, i won't strip you of your delusions anyway.
@ meroe: sex, actually. i found a pamphlet on sexual positions, and wanted to try them out. i was interested in girls and their sexuality, as soon as i found out that their genitalia didn't match mine. from them on, i was all about vagina's and sex. i never went through the phase of "girls, ewwww..." i was always "girls, hell yeah".  lol, i remember thinking the other boys were stupid for not wanting to be near girls.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 28, 2014 03:01 AM |
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@FredHefner - I knew it. I could smell the testosterone.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 28, 2014 03:10 AM |
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meroe said:
@FredHefner - I knew it. I could smell the testosterone.
you wish you could. LOL @ "fredhefner". that's great. wrong, but great. i ain't a pimp, i just have animal magnetism. 
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Corribus
Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted May 28, 2014 04:09 AM |
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Thread cleaned. That's enough of that garbage. This is a serious topic.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
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xerox
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 10, 2014 08:05 PM |
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So I did the Kinsley sexuality test and it really surprised me.
On a scale from 1 (exclusively heterosexual) to 6 (exclusively homosexual), I got:
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4. Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual.
I think my friend in the love thread might be a 2, so we sort of mirror each other.
http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/
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Over himself, over his own
body and
mind, the individual is
sovereign.
- John Stuart Mill
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 10, 2014 08:11 PM |
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i got a zero. big surprise there.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 10, 2014 08:15 PM |
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huh, i took it again, and got a 6. what's going on here?
protip: that test is about one of the stupidest that i've ever seen. really, not even kidding.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 10, 2014 08:35 PM |
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Just took the test. Scored a big old 0 (I wasn't surprised). I must admit the questions were rather basic and one sided. Meh
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted June 10, 2014 08:39 PM |
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The Honest Kinsey Scale Test:
-What is your age?
-What is your gender?
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I have never felt sexual desire.
[ ] Is this even a question [ ] Lol
I am bi.
[ ] True [ ] False
I am not really straight.
[ ] True [ ] False
I wouldn't want to die without being bisexual.
[ ] True [ ] False
I have never felt sexual desire.
[ ] Didn't I just answer this? [ ] Seriously dude
I am bi.
[ ] This one too [ ] This was, like, the second or third question.
I am not gay.
[ ] True [ ] False
I can be bi, sometimes.
[ ] True [ ] False
I have always been extremely confident in my sexual orientation.
[ ] Why the hell would I be doing this test then?! [ ] I mean, I am pretty certain. I'm just here to see the test. No, really. No homo, bro.
I find being gay more attractive than not being gay.
[ ] True [ ] False
It's weird to have a guy watching me having sex.
[ ] True [ ] False
I am completely gay.
[ ] True [ ] False
I am sexually submissive.
[ ] What does that have to do with anything? [ ] Mmmrf mmrf, mmrf (rattles handcuffs)
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And then it puts you on a scale of 1 to 6, where I got a 0, due to the test asking me if I'm gay, and me replying that I don't think so.
If that gramps got any kind of money for making this, he's awesome.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted June 10, 2014 08:55 PM |
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Edited by Jabanoss at 20:58, 10 Jun 2014.
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What a ridiculous test. I got F apparently. "The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person."
alrighty then...
I guess it couldn't handle that I am both hetero and secure in my sexuality and at the same time I don't find gay sex to be repulsive.
But I mean, sexuality is spectrum not something that you rank by numbers.
Edit: I just discovered that the test was from 1948, I wonder if mean that they just shiped people who scored 4 or higher straight away to the psychiatric institution? 
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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Fauch
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 10, 2014 09:02 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 21:03, 10 Jun 2014.
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Baklava said:
I have never felt sexual desire.
[ ] Is this even a question [ ] Lol
I have never felt sexual desire.
[ ] Didn't I just answer this? [ ] Seriously dude
actually that 1st question was obvious, but I wasn't sure about the 2nd one. I currently don't feel any desire for it. it seems that would make me a non-sexual exclusively heterosexual?
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I find men more attractive than women.
yes, if the woman is really ugly
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fred79
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 10, 2014 09:11 PM |
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lol @ bak's version. that's exactly what i thought when taking it. a dumbass test, for sure.  
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Minion
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posted June 10, 2014 11:44 PM |
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@Bak you don't seem to realize that this test is not made by Kinsey, but by a random dude on the interwebz?  You are usually smarter than this.
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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Baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted June 11, 2014 12:26 AM |
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Hey, how should I know. This is the first time I've heard of Kinsey's scale. I'm from eastern Europe. Being gay is very... boolean here.
In '48, we were hopping over leftover unexploded bombs and talking to uniformed people about quite why God doesn't exist anymore and what does that have to do with our house now being everyone's house, and therefore their house.
The world became a strange place while we were busy (fruitlessly) figuring out the whole idea of free speech and press and private property and whatnot. I'd say we turned out fine, considering.
But yeah, basically, the Kinsey scale is something that would still be widely regarded as using a tailor ruler to show that everyone's a bit of a midget, really.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted June 11, 2014 12:46 AM |
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What do you expect, it was made in the 1950's? Kinsey scale is a product of it's time... unlike this quiz (seriously, you thought that was a study?), this is perfectly a product of our time. And it looks like if people consider a quiz like this seriously... things are looking very dire :SS
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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Baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted June 11, 2014 12:52 AM |
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Quote:
What do you expect, it was made in the 1950's?
Eastern Europe?
Actually, it kinda was.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted June 11, 2014 05:33 AM |
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Quote:
"The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person.
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Dammit!
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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mvassilev
Responsible
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posted June 11, 2014 07:10 AM |
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I'm predominantly heterosexual (1) according to that test. Probably because I don't find the idea of gay sex to be repulsive.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Orzie
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted September 12, 2014 07:22 AM |
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Edited by Orzie at 07:24, 12 Sep 2014.
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Fauch said:
what are those anti-gays laws? I thought that you had the right to be gay in russia but that it was forbidden to promote homosexuality.
Well, Putin publicly stated that there will be no gay marriage in Russia. The ultimate majority approved that, as expected. We are still being taught that being gay is an illness, not a choice.
UPD. Didn't find a more suitable thread, if someone knows a better one, I can remove the post.
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