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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 18, 2014 04:56 PM |
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Its starts off very good. Is it a story you've worked on or was it just off the top of your head?
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Living time backwards
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 18, 2014 04:58 PM |
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Top of mah head there Forfy. You know, like "In a deep dark cave, colder than the grave" hahaha just silliness.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 18, 2014 05:00 PM |
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That's sound good too, but rather scary. Have you ever written stories?
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Living time backwards
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 18, 2014 05:03 PM |
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Edited by JoonasTo at 17:03, 18 Jun 2014.
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Quote:
Neraus runs from one spot the to the next before lying on the floor, mouth opened in a snarl like a weird animal skin rug.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted June 18, 2014 08:12 PM |
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Quote:
Poly hunkers down and places a cushion on his lap and covers himself in a shawl to mimic a chair.
How did you know I'd try to hide like that in a pinch? 
Story's amazing! 
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted June 18, 2014 08:21 PM |
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THREAD REOPENED
This is not a spamfest and I would really, really appreciate not having to clean the thread again.
If for whatever reason you do not care for the story, keep your opinions to yourself and stop criticizing the author.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 18, 2014 10:37 PM |
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HC Trench
Geny is thrashing at his hobby horse and galloping like a demented toddler full pelt away from the trench. Trumpeting the 'Ride of the Valkyries' to himself as he raises his saber and charges towards the direction of Pandora's Cottage. "Dada da dah dah, dada da dah dah, dada da dah dah, dada da dah!!!!".
Veco stands watching Geny gambol off into the distance, a look of aloof bemusement on his face. "He seriously needs to see a doctor", he states before returning to the poker game with Baklava, Tsar and Ghost. Ghost is dealer and its time for the Flop. "Man sees green, but good for King, yes  but girl crying to stop, its burn". Baklava throws his cards down and smashes his head into the table, "just please gas me now". Tsar, drops his glass and simply chugs from the last bottle of Kip's possibly lethal home brew. Veco pinched the top of his nose, "Lame-o's".
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 18, 2014 11:09 PM |
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Ghost comment is just perfect
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 18, 2014 11:34 PM |
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Agreed. 
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Living time backwards
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 19, 2014 12:32 AM |
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Edited by meroe at 01:25, 19 Jun 2014.
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Blizz disengages his periscope. His eyes narrow. Rummaging through his rucksack, he takes out dynamite and electrical cable and heads for the main burrow. Deftly placing the dynamite in strategic places around the entrance and connecting the cable, he works his way backwards unfurling the cable as he goes. Back in his main burrow he stacks his vast collection of 'Bunny Boilers' and 'Mature Hoppers' into his rucksack along with a pair of Meroe's panties, his survival gear, camouflage makeup and a pack of Red Vines.
Checking the other tunnels and priming the traps, Blizz prepares to move camp again.
Lighting the fuse, he starts crawling through the jumbled roots of a large tree into a secret tunnel. Blizz snakes his way through the pitch black tunnel before the deep rumble of the exploding dynamite rocks him. Dirt and soil loosened from the blast flake down from the tunnels walls, but Blizz continues on. Only a few hundred feet more and another system of tunnels would protect him from Joonas and the Mods, again.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 19, 2014 12:48 AM |
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He's your panties!?
But what are you wearing then? His undies? 
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Living time backwards
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 19, 2014 04:27 PM |
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Azzie and Smithey both make for the tank. Both with visions of driving off into the sunset victorious in their minds, they fight each other to be first into the hatch. No dastardly or underhanded method is forgotten as they both bite, scratch, pull hair, kick and barge each other. Azzie, biting Smithey's outstretched forearm, manages to get his leg into the hatch. "AAAARRRRGGHH", cries Smithey as he pulls his arm away, minus a chunk of flesh, but quickly latches his free hand into Azzie's man hair. Azzie tumbles butt first through the hatch, taking Smithey with him by the hair as they land in a crumpled heap to the sounds of a massive clump of hair being torn out at the roots. "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!" screams Azzie, tentatively patting a bald patch of sore red scalp.
Too busy fighting to notice that Joonas has thrown a gas grenade into the hatch, Smithey and Azzie continue to fight each other, arms flailing and heads pulled aside, until they both eventually slowly collapse into a huffing pile and then into a deep sleep.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 19, 2014 04:41 PM |
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Who is going to stop Joonas...
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 19, 2014 04:58 PM |
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Joonas is a rock, he can't be stopped.
Did you not read the Magical HC Adventure?
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 19, 2014 04:59 PM |
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 19, 2014 05:03 PM |
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Far off into the distance, a solitary figure approaches. Behind him the sky rumbles ominously, as though the dark clouds escort him like huge threatening angels. He stops, his long black jacket billowing in the frigid winds that circle him. Like a silent black looming monolith he stands. Above him the skies begin to rumble and turn. They move faster, gaining strength as they clash and the thunder cracks.
"F**k it", Adrius curses. He is late again. He looks down at his scuffed and scratched boots. His teeth gnash together. Taking his mobile out of his pocket, he angrily jabs at the numbers. He waits ..... "Yes, Ummm I want a large Meat Feast with extra chili to go please. Yeah and garlic bread and a bottle of Pepsi. Nah I'll collect".
The skies erupt with a deafening roar. Lightening strikes the dry ground, exploding in flames. A tornado of mammoth proportions burst through the maelstrom and hits the ground where Adrius stands, as he disappears in a flash of black motion.
From the HC Trench, Joonas waves a goodbye to Adrius.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 19, 2014 05:09 PM |
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so adrius is a warlock? i never would've guessed.
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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted June 19, 2014 05:10 PM |
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Poor Adrius, always missing out on the stabby fun. XD
Of course, he could just unleash Peducard, but that would be too easy, and he wouldn't get any stabbing in himself, now would he?
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 19, 2014 05:16 PM |
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Oh Ad, what have you become? You're like a god in mortal form, yet all you do is behave like a human. Like you don't even know.
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Living time backwards
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 19, 2014 05:20 PM |
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