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Heroes Community > Other Side of the Monitor > Thread: The WTF thread
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Salamandre
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posted December 05, 2014 07:52 AM

Well, my target was the wtf thread because you wouldn't expect a procedure as charging somali pirates to be done 48 hours, like a bicycle thief. So giving a penalty to french police for not being able to charge them properly in 48 hours is a joke. In fact, by using such unrealistic delays you finish by either relax criminals or charge innocents.
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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted December 13, 2014 01:03 AM

Lol at Greenpeace
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Minion
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posted December 13, 2014 02:05 AM

I really wish this news turns out to be exaggerated. That site is such a marvel.
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artu
artu


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posted January 12, 2015 11:43 PM

You want a baby joke, here is one from real life.
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artu
artu


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posted February 28, 2015 08:54 PM

Ringo must be having the fun of his life now. Maybe, this is the way to treat conspiracy theories, to troll them.
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Salamandre
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posted March 18, 2015 02:53 AM

Trying to register at gamerhome.bbs, H3 chinese site having walkthroughs for all good maps. With my super instant page translator, all went great until...




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Stevie
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posted March 18, 2015 02:57 AM

MikeLitoris lmao.
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Salamandre
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posted March 18, 2015 03:08 AM

Why lmao, Mike Litoris is my fetish hero in H3.

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Salamandre
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posted April 30, 2015 10:04 PM

I was just curious and I was right:


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husham123
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posted April 30, 2015 10:51 PM

Well, that 'drama' in that post wasn't what he wanted to say.
Let me clarify things.


Homewer, no joke was about to be posted there, but most peoples know this. Now, let's talk about Illuminati/Aliens.
If you want to learn more, go to Illuminatti, and later to Aliens
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artu
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posted August 22, 2015 10:47 AM

Swedish Left Party Chapter Wants To Make Urinating While Standing Illegal For Men
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NoobX
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posted August 22, 2015 11:39 AM

Now this is why I'm for skining these people and tossing them into a pool of lemon juice.
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Salamandre
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posted August 22, 2015 12:11 PM

Will not work for long, seeing that they will soon crawl before charia laws. Then men will rule.

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artu
artu


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posted August 22, 2015 03:13 PM

"A representative from the party said he hopes to move toward sitting only bathrooms."

Put aside the political absurdity of it, I wonder how do they plan on designing toilet seats that you will be able to sit and pee in but wont be able to do the same thing standing up. I literally cant picture such a toilet seat, the opposite (the wall-hung urinal) is quite easy to come up with but this...
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Zenofex
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posted August 22, 2015 06:11 PM

I guess you need to really run out of issues and social problems to bring about such crap to public attention.

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Fauch
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posted August 22, 2015 06:32 PM

artu said:
"A representative from the party said he hopes to move toward sitting only bathrooms."

Put aside the political absurdity of it, I wonder how do they plan on designing toilet seats that you will be able to sit and pee in but wont be able to do the same thing standing up. I literally cant picture such a toilet seat, the opposite (the wall-hung urinal) is quite easy to come up with but this...


make the ceiling really low so you can't stand up

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Pawek_13
Pawek_13


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posted August 22, 2015 06:49 PM

Fauch said:
make the ceiling really low so you can't stand up

But you have to stand up after using a toilet anyway... It just doesn't make sense.

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EnergyZ
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posted August 22, 2015 07:00 PM

Pawek_13 said:
Fauch said:
make the ceiling really low so you can't stand up

But you have to stand up after using a toilet anyway... It just doesn't make sense.


Maybe just crawling the way out...? Those insane extremists aren't just worth talking about.

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fred79
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posted August 22, 2015 09:10 PM

artu said:
"I wonder how do they plan on designing toilet seats that you will be able to sit and pee in but wont be able to do the same thing standing up. I literally cant picture such a toilet seat, the opposite (the wall-hung urinal) is quite easy to come up with but this...


simple fix. these whackjobs can just play around with men's butts and enlarge their prostate glands. then the dude's'll have to sit down to pee. problem solved, thanks to my genius.

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fred79
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posted August 27, 2015 05:54 PM
Edited by fred79 at 17:57, 27 Aug 2015.

more shootings in the states because...

1. apparently, americans are told that fame and fortune await. and when they can't have it through hard work and determination, they take it by force and by notoriety through death.

2. "why can't i hold all these... guns?"




tldr; idiot preaching about idiots. more people have guns that are peacable folk, than morons who go on shooting sprees because they can't achieve a long-defunct(and illusory anyway)"american dream".

it's like the guy doing the report didn't take into account that these people who go nuts and kill strangers or their own family are just substandard idiotic humans who can't handle the fact that the world doesn't revolve around them, and that they can't control it; because they aren't the ones in control.

to the idiot who came up with that load of tripe "investigation": stupid people believe whatever they are taught by their culture/media/authority figures. stupid people will be stupid. sometimes, violently so. 'nuff said.

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