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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Elvin get over here!
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Storm-Giant
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posted March 10, 2016 06:54 PM

Fred, you are so getting the 2016 HC noob award lmao
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 10, 2016 06:57 PM

Oh that's cute. Two ex-military having a dick measuring competition. Just the entertainment I need to pass time at the base right now.
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fred79
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posted March 10, 2016 06:58 PM

JoonasTo said:
You of all people should know what lengths people are willing to go to, fred.


i don't know what you're talking about. i'm a god-fearing, decent citizen of the greatest country on earth. ever.

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posted March 10, 2016 07:00 PM

Storm-Giant said:
Fred, you are so getting the 2016 HC noob award lmao


you sure you didn't take the bait as well?

Storm-Giant said:
Less bickering, more socioquery



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posted March 10, 2016 07:04 PM

@Geny

You would know about military dick measuring competitions!
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posted March 10, 2016 07:07 PM

This is not the first time they've done this, silly muffin. I let them play along because it is fun
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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 10, 2016 07:09 PM

Someone's feeling sassy tonight. Do I need to remind you that you're talking to a goddamn captain, son! I don't need to have competitions, because none one is even in my league.
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posted March 10, 2016 07:10 PM

Can't help myself but smile.
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posted March 10, 2016 07:10 PM
Edited by Elvin at 19:11, 10 Mar 2016.

Yessir, captain sassypants. Permission to take you siriusly, sir!
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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 10, 2016 07:13 PM

You can very well try, if you think you can handle it, soldier!
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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 10, 2016 07:15 PM

Oh look, armchair officer Geny! How was your afternoon tea today? Did the idiot rookie forget to put in sugar today?
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posted March 10, 2016 07:15 PM

fred, just shut up this once and enjoy the show
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posted March 10, 2016 07:18 PM

JoonasTo said:
You of all people should know what lengths people are willing to go to, fred.


Oh, I definitely know what length I want you two to go to
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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 10, 2016 07:18 PM

Oh I'm fine, thanks for asking. Still making sofisticated weapons for our to use while you primitives crawl in the mud with your old-snow AK-47s.
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posted March 10, 2016 07:19 PM

Stevie said:
fred, just shut up this once and enjoy the show


i'd give a nasty retort to join in the fun, but i'm too tired. i'll leave ya'll to it. i feel drained.



maybe because i spend so much time with ya'll's moms.

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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 10, 2016 07:23 PM
Edited by Geny at 19:24, 10 Mar 2016.

Really? Is your dick still attached to your body? It is? Then you didn't make any passes on my mother or she would have torn it off and shove it in your mouth.
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posted March 10, 2016 07:24 PM

you whine like a snow. you want to get slapped like a snow?

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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 10, 2016 07:24 PM

kiryu133 said:
JoonasTo said:
You of all people should know what lengths people are willing to go to, fred.


Oh, I definitely know what length I want you two to go to :cool

I guess that's the kind of thing that gets you hot, huh? Let me quess, you're a swede? I bet you troll outside in a dress and make people refer to you as female too?
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posted March 10, 2016 07:27 PM

joonas, you're just mad because kiryu won't let you suck his dick.

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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 10, 2016 07:28 PM

fred79 said:
you whine like a snow. you want to get slapped like a snow?

Go on, bring it! I live in a country where you can die any day on the street. You think I'm afraid of an aging hippy with drug problems?
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