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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Lie Detector Game
Thread: Lie Detector Game This thread is 94 pages long: 1 10 20 30 ... 37 38 39 40 41 ... 50 60 70 80 90 94 · «PREV / NEXT»
NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted June 08, 2016 01:26 PM

I wanna breed with an alien.
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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted June 08, 2016 01:32 PM

Even copulation is stretching it methinks, so breeding must be definitely false?
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NoobX
NoobX


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Legendary Hero
posted June 09, 2016 09:56 PM

Yeah, I wouldn't even want to find out what the offspring would be like...  Let alone father him.

You're up.
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 17, 2016 02:18 AM

minion, wtf, man?

snow it, my turn:


i replaced 3 tires on my car today due to running over a spike strip.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 24, 2016 09:43 PM

Lie.


very good, fred. it's your turn.


thanks, fred!




if you snowers abandon this thread, i will give you all a pressed fruit bowl of someone with the worst visual std's i can find on the internet.

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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 24, 2016 09:59 PM

no you won't. You'll prolly join the Yankeestani Military again, be sent to a buffer zone like the Baltics, and if I find you in my country, I'm going to murder you with an axe and mount your head on a pike near the gate to my property as a warning to other yankeestani.

Shalom. *a tirade of russian swearwords*.


I'm posting this after I had a half a liter of mead and 8 beers, so pay no mind to this, just looking to went my rage.
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 24, 2016 10:04 PM

you don't scare me, kippers. did you want to answer my statement, or would you prefer the pressed fruit bowl of a man with horrible std's? the clock's ticking.

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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted June 24, 2016 10:39 PM

True.

Can I still get the fruit bowl though?

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 24, 2016 10:43 PM

Raenus said:
Can I still get the fruit bowl though?


you'll have to google "pressed fruit bowl", and check out some images. make sure to report back if you find anything remarkable.

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Raenus
Raenus


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Grouchy curmudgeon
posted June 24, 2016 10:52 PM

Oh sweet lord........ I need to up my slang repository.   You can keep whatever you had in mind.


I find cheese revolting.

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 25, 2016 12:37 AM
Edited by fred79 at 00:38, 25 Jun 2016.

True. and lol.

wait! what about fumunda cheese?

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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted June 25, 2016 01:46 AM

Nah, cheese is amazing. Can't beat a nice, sharp cheddar.......although blue cheese is a bit harsh to me.

You are up next, random person that will most likely be fred.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 25, 2016 02:20 AM

most likely, since everyone else seems bored with this game.

myself, i love cheese, but cheddar ranks pretty low on my list. i prefer monterey jack, swiss, havarti, provolone... the more subtle cheeses. i haven't had blue cheese in quite a while(and didn't really like it at all). i hate the liquid-y kind, too. nasty stuff. i prefer my cheese to hold it's form. the texture is part of it's appeal.

anyway,

I slapped around the cleaning lady once for not getting the semen stains out of my underwear.

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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted June 25, 2016 02:51 AM

You might be one slick SoB, but even you have your limits. False.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 25, 2016 03:11 AM

of course it's false. i never had a cleaning lady.

you're up, player number 2.

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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted June 25, 2016 04:21 AM

I once attended an event hosted by the aryan nation.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 25, 2016 04:30 AM

True.

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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted June 25, 2016 04:56 AM

Hell no.    Good to see that my image as white trash has been fully realized though

You are up player one.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 25, 2016 05:14 AM

lol, i gave the opposite of the truth because i wanted to see if someone else would join in. but snow it, looks like we're the last two that want to play.


i can't help being highly amused every time i see people outside the abortion clinics with their jesus stuff put up in protest. for some reason, it really cracks me up.

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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted June 28, 2016 10:22 AM

Bonus points if a chartreuse microbus is involved. True.

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