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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Darwin Awards!
Thread: Darwin Awards! This thread is 24 pages long: 1 10 ... 17 18 19 20 21 ... 24 · «PREV / NEXT»
Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted April 22, 2017 11:38 AM


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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted April 22, 2017 01:01 PM

Ouch..

Btw since we are in a new page, we should probably put those in links. Takes longer for a page to load with all those gifs.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted April 22, 2017 01:05 PM
Edited by Galaad at 22:53, 24 Apr 2017.

Oh, I thought it was only taking time for me as I have a **** connection, ok sure.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d2/e2/bf/d2e2bf05aca19ba158adb5b307bbcfdd.jpg
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted April 28, 2017 09:14 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 21:17, 28 Apr 2017.

The fall of the Tower.

What's missing here...

This one is approved by terrorists.

Too many news(report(er)s).

Don't touch my circles tires!

They were right, the 'gator needs the beer!

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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted April 29, 2017 05:43 PM

leftists actors exhibit against marine le Pen

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted April 30, 2017 12:32 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 23:11, 01 May 2017.

The Ultimate Award! Summer vacation at home.


The world's worst trucker. But great at destroying!

Does it say "apply directly"?

Counting how many counters I busted...

Maybe he wanted to compete against the car?

LSD makes anyone see shiny colors!

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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted May 02, 2017 12:53 AM

EnergyZ said:
Counting how many counters I busted...

Looks to me like the counter is already cracked before he does it.
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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted May 02, 2017 10:09 AM

EnergyZ said:
Counting how many counters I busted...


As Corribus already said, it looks like the counter was prepared. Probably as a joke, to create a shock effect?

Quote:
LSD makes anyone see shiny colors!


Not sure I understand the LSD and color reference with this one? There's a cat on the prowl against the snake laying there and while the cat is fully focussed on the snake, he jolts and jumps the snake as he gets hit from behind with that rake.
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted May 02, 2017 10:41 AM
Edited by EnergyZ at 00:19, 22 May 2017.

Maurice said:
EnergyZ said:
Counting how many counters I busted...


As Corribus already said, it looks like the counter was prepared. Probably as a joke, to create a shock effect?



Corribus said:

Looks to me like the counter is already cracked before he does it.


Could be right. But a busted counter is a busted counter. Someone has to fix it.

Quote:
LSD makes anyone see shiny colors!


Not sure I understand the LSD and color reference with this one? There's a cat on the prowl against the snake laying there and while the cat is fully focussed on the snake, he jolts and jumps the snake as he gets hit from behind with that rake.


I don't think a cat would be start jumping off like that at random. Like it would be on drugs or something. Nevermind.

Here are some new ones instead.

Keep your eyes where they belong to.

I have allergies towards green colors.

Double damage.

High extreme sports.

Playing with magical fire!

Stay away to prevent accidents!

Happiness can be found in little things. Especially those that are inflatable.


Mysteries of the witchcraft, unveiled!

"Whoops, it slipped off. Can I get it back?"

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted May 22, 2017 06:59 AM
Edited by Elvin at 07:05, 22 May 2017.

The inflatable boat was love at first sight Wheee~!

Also love the one with the washing machine. A professor used to say that inertia is laziness of the matter

EnergyZ said:
The fall of the Tower.

ABORT, ABORT!

EnergyZ said:
Too many news(report(er)s).

That last one probably has a sense of humour ^^

EnergyZ said:
They were right, the 'gator needs the beer!


I did tell galaad that I should buy the gator a beer.. Honestly I'm surprised that the guy didn't lose his head.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted May 31, 2017 03:55 PM
Edited by Elvin at 15:57, 31 May 2017.

Parents somehow realize that their 192kg 10yo boy might be having health problems

What the strawberry cupcake.. What was their first hint?

Really?
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted June 18, 2017 10:08 AM

Goodness. That's... heavy, so to speak. Heavy foolishness, that is.

Anyway, here's another diamond in the mud.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted June 18, 2017 11:33 AM

The cake was a lie!

Crocodile Tries To Bite Man's Head Off

Sometimes happens if you put your freaking head into their mouth.
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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 18, 2017 11:37 AM

lol, i love crocodiles. i like how the croc was obviously still talking snow when he backed into the water. like, "ANYONE ELSE WANT SOME? COME IN AND GET SOME!!!"

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Cave Moose
posted June 18, 2017 11:50 AM

10 seconds of torture while I had to watch that.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted June 18, 2017 12:01 PM

Watching hurt me too but the disbelief at what happened was too great. What a snowed up job, to entertain people with your head on the line..
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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 18, 2017 12:10 PM

the guy might as well wear loose clothing around industrial machinery. his faith in cold-blooded reptiles not using their reptilian brains is more than a little stupid. crocs are known for killing people. the only way that guy could be more stupid, is to put his head in a hippo's mouth. if he could even get close enough before he was killed.

my guess is, that guy never saw the video/pics of the guy who did that with merely his hand, and had it ripped off.

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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted June 18, 2017 12:15 PM
Edited by Salamandre at 12:16, 18 Jun 2017.

Disgusting, ketchup on a hotdog!

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted June 18, 2017 12:16 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 12:19, 18 Jun 2017.

Eh, it is just for fame. It's just a foolish attempt, anyway. If that would've been done by a visitor of the zoo, the crocodile would likely have been killed, just for someone else's stupidity.

Salamandre said:
Disgusting, ketchup on a hotdog!


Reminds me of this.

Anyway, here's the newest sport: kicking a tire with a car.

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 18, 2017 12:18 PM

Salamandre said:
Disgusting, ketchup on a hotdog!


he must've wanted pickle on his hot dog, and they were all out of relish.

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