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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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zombie
posted October 04, 2017 05:34 PM

Did she at least get the sharingan?
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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posted October 04, 2017 08:41 PM

Well, I heard about that. Some people actually have their sclera injected with strange colors. But, then again, that treatment is done by professionals only.

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PandaTar
PandaTar


Promising
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Celestial Heavens Mascot
posted October 04, 2017 08:48 PM

Elvin said:

What were the odds that she'd experience excruciating pain and reduced eyesight?


Similar to the odds of realizing the blatant stupidity of her idea.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted October 04, 2017 09:16 PM

Almost as weird.

A driver finds a 7 meter python blocking his way, then steps off the car to physically force it off the road. The python disagreed and gave him a strong hug.

...What the hell.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted October 04, 2017 09:21 PM

human stupidity is infinite.

But the broad who tattooed her eye really takes the retard cake.

I did laugh my rear end off when I first read about this. Still hilarious
That stint goes straight to the top 10 tattoo fails, right after the idiot who tattooed thick rim glasses on hi face.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted October 06, 2017 04:57 PM
Edited by Elvin at 16:59, 06 Oct 2017.



Lmao.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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posted October 06, 2017 07:06 PM

haha, excellent.

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 07, 2017 03:04 PM

Time traveller from 2048 warns people aliens will attack earth in 2018

According to police, the man told them he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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Wog refugee
posted October 07, 2017 03:05 PM

"sweetly, bring me some potatoes from market, will you?"
"are we going to have fries at the dinner, mummy?"
"no honey, what a preposterous idea; it is for tonight concert!"

vegetables orchestra

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Maurice
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Part of the furniture
posted October 07, 2017 04:43 PM

artu said:
Time traveller from 2048 warns people aliens will attack earth in 2018

According to police, the man told them he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol.


He was sent to warn people to leave? And just exactly where are we supposed to go, eh? It's not like we can leave the planet in our current state of technological development .

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted October 07, 2017 05:50 PM

Quote:
According to police, the man told them he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol.

Was he sure it was the aliens that gave him the alcohol?

Salamandre said:
vegetables orchestra

I suppose it's cheaper than buying all those instruments. Plus they get to eat them afterwards ^^
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Elvin
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Tastes like chicken
posted October 19, 2017 06:15 AM

Spider? Kill it with fire!

Just make sure you can put out said fire if you're using a flamethrower.
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PandaTar
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posted October 20, 2017 02:26 PM

Said person would not like playing Necropolis.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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Wog refugee
posted October 31, 2017 12:36 AM

No sombrero on Halloween

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


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Cave Moose
posted October 31, 2017 04:09 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 04:14, 31 Oct 2017.

I can understand that point of view. University campuses need to demonstrate a heightened sensitivity due to their broad, multinational range of students.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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Wog refugee
posted October 31, 2017 04:20 AM

Is exactly the opposite, they should teach tolerance and independent thinking precisely because there are so many ethnics. When you keep talking about "culture appropriation" you focus on differences.  

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 31, 2017 05:44 AM

Blizzardboy said:
I can understand that point of view.

Well, that's what it should remain as, a perspective. What I mean is, if I'm reading some sociology book or article and the writer goes "treating other cultures' daily clothes like a vampire costume is, even if not deliberate, an ethnocentric stance." I would think, "hmmm, interesting..." I may even find it valid to a degree, in the sense that it would be decoding the subconscious tendecy of how we always place our customs as the "normal" ones and see the others' regularity as eccentric. But then I'd turn the page and move on. These are not things to be "offended" at, to be offended should not be this easy and spoiled. I cant picture anybody with a healthy life, spending a minute feeling offended at some sombrero on a halloween costume. It sounds like something people who are bored out of all their senses would come up with just for the sake of feeling offended. Talk about first world problems!
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Minion
Minion


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posted October 31, 2017 01:43 PM

I was actually contemplating about buying a sombrero for Halloween party and to go as "Trump's nightmare"

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