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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Darwin Awards!
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
zombie
posted October 04, 2017 05:34 PM

Did she at least get the sharingan?
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted October 04, 2017 08:41 PM

Well, I heard about that. Some people actually have their sclera injected with strange colors. But, then again, that treatment is done by professionals only.

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PandaTar
PandaTar


Promising
Supreme Hero
Celestial Heavens Mascot
posted October 04, 2017 08:48 PM

Elvin said:

What were the odds that she'd experience excruciating pain and reduced eyesight?


Similar to the odds of realizing the blatant stupidity of her idea.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted October 04, 2017 09:16 PM

Almost as weird.

A driver finds a 7 meter python blocking his way, then steps off the car to physically force it off the road. The python disagreed and gave him a strong hug.

...What the hell.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted October 04, 2017 09:21 PM

human stupidity is infinite.

But the broad who tattooed her eye really takes the retard cake.

I did laugh my rear end off when I first read about this. Still hilarious
That stint goes straight to the top 10 tattoo fails, right after the idiot who tattooed thick rim glasses on hi face.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted October 06, 2017 04:57 PM
Edited by Elvin at 16:59, 06 Oct 2017.



Lmao.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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Wog refugee
posted October 06, 2017 07:06 PM

haha, excellent.

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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 07, 2017 03:04 PM

Time traveller from 2048 warns people aliens will attack earth in 2018

According to police, the man told them he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted October 07, 2017 03:05 PM

"sweetly, bring me some potatoes from market, will you?"
"are we going to have fries at the dinner, mummy?"
"no honey, what a preposterous idea; it is for tonight concert!"

vegetables orchestra

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted October 07, 2017 04:43 PM

artu said:
Time traveller from 2048 warns people aliens will attack earth in 2018

According to police, the man told them he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol.


He was sent to warn people to leave? And just exactly where are we supposed to go, eh? It's not like we can leave the planet in our current state of technological development .

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted October 07, 2017 05:50 PM

Quote:
According to police, the man told them he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol.

Was he sure it was the aliens that gave him the alcohol?

Salamandre said:
vegetables orchestra

I suppose it's cheaper than buying all those instruments. Plus they get to eat them afterwards ^^
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