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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Random thoughts: Fred's edition
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fred79
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posted January 09, 2017 11:05 AM

tSar-Ivor said:
I think I actually physically felt and experienced my mind snap, it feels like taking a nose dive into the abyss.


to me it felt like a string snapping in my head, and then i felt relaxed as all hell(both body and mind). i felt like i could do anything, without any sort of fear or worry of what happens afterward at all. and yet, i was still very lucid. i could still reason, after a fashion. but it was a very "relaxed" reasoning. i had no hangups regarding anything, whatsoever.

the first time lasted for some hours.

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Neraus
Neraus


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posted January 09, 2017 02:21 PM

artu said:
tSar-Ivor said:
Please someone explain to me what constitutes 'mastery' when beating down a woman who is literally half your size and 6 years younger. Plz, it could be jedi friggin mind tricks for all I bloody know.

I can't carry on my work, my mind is set ablaze with WATASHI!!!!!!KININARIMASU!!!!!

I think in that medieval sense, mastery is exactly being able to beat her because of his physical superiority.  Simply put, being stronger like a master to a slave: I can do whatever I want to you. The past is seldom chivalric.  


I'd say, since she was so stubborn in not wanting him, the mastery was convincing her to the point that she desired no man other than him.

You know, he beat the tuna so well that the dish could be rated 5 stars 10/10.
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artu
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posted January 09, 2017 03:02 PM
Edited by artu at 15:02, 09 Jan 2017.

But he didn't convince her with some subtle playboy technique or flirtatiousness, did he. He "convinced" her by using brute force:
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the story had it that, when she rejected his advances, the duke forced his way into her chamber at Bruges and, in his fury, beat and kicked her, so impressing her with his mastery that she declared she would marry nobody else.'

So mastery in this context does not mean expert skill or knowledge but plainly the state of being master; power of command or control.
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Neraus
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posted January 09, 2017 03:06 PM
Edited by Neraus at 15:07, 09 Jan 2017.

I was implying he made her create an earthquake on her bed after unleashing a tsunami.

I'll check myself out...
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Ghost
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posted January 09, 2017 03:17 PM

Today I ate 1,5kg kebab and I bought the world's famous tuong ot sriracha that coffee maker, and toaster


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artu
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posted January 09, 2017 03:18 PM

That wouldn't be (at least publicly) possible in that age. She would say nothing to suggest they had sex before wedlock.
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Neraus
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posted January 09, 2017 03:37 PM

Technically I was joking, real life doesn't work like certain Japanese media usually.

Who knows it came to the same circumstances that led to his birth, he was known as William the snow after all.

Well, it is also a legend, why should he have to gain her consent, if marrying him was beneficial to her family who says her father wouldn't force her to marry him.



Now you made me try to fit a joke with a possibility in reality, you truly are an evil person.
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OhforfSake
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posted January 09, 2017 03:49 PM
Edited by OhforfSake at 15:50, 09 Jan 2017.

Neraus said:
he made her create an earthquake on her bed after unleashing a tsunami.



Is that what we call feces now?

Edit: William the snow? Did they even have snow back then?
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artu
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posted January 09, 2017 04:49 PM

Well, the whole thing sounds like the fantasy of a lonely, D&D playing teenager that way, doesn't it?

- Oh, William, you ruined me for other men. Conquer me again my king, charge me with that lance.
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Ghost
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posted January 09, 2017 05:04 PM



Beautiful dirty snow, do we like her? WDK what woman think handsome dirty men

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fred79
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posted January 09, 2017 05:17 PM

artu said:
- Oh, William, you ruined me for other men. Conquer me again my king, charge me with that lance.


hope that'll fit in my sig.

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fred79
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posted January 09, 2017 05:19 PM
Edited by fred79 at 17:20, 09 Jan 2017.

testes...



YAAAY!
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OhforfSake
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posted January 09, 2017 06:08 PM

fred79 said:
- Oh, William, you ruined me for other men. Conquer me again my king, charge me with that lance. - artu

FTFY

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artu
artu


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posted January 09, 2017 06:40 PM

Well, I guess I walked right into that one. Have your fun you fiends.
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fred79
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posted January 09, 2017 07:07 PM

lol, at least you have me pegged correctly. finally.

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Neraus
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posted January 09, 2017 07:43 PM

OhforfSake said:
Edit: William the snow? Did they even have snow back then?


I know right?
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Gryphs
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posted January 09, 2017 07:49 PM

Neraus said:
if marrying him was beneficial to her family who says her father wouldn't force her to marry him.
I think everyone would just assume this to have happened.
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tSar-Ivor
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posted January 09, 2017 07:50 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 19:52, 09 Jan 2017.

WOW, it makes perfect sense now, he beat her with his meat hammer onto the floor. THEN it says he kicked her, but this is a twist in translation, (when translating you translate the phrases and the 'meaning' rather than the words) it's his third leg after all. So he 'kicked her with his penis' while she was on the floor, i.e pull back and then release (or thrust whathaveyou).
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted January 09, 2017 07:59 PM

Gryphs avatar dress as albino elf, I will meet ultra white-skinned body, but first play Heroes with gourmet. Important matter is tension

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AlHazin
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posted January 09, 2017 08:56 PM

Need to stop vomiting, any clue?
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