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fred79
fred79


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posted November 03, 2016 12:45 PM

i need some help, guys...

i ate 6 pieces of buttered toast with apple butter in a less than a 24 hour period...


am i gonna die? can you overdose on deliciousness? do i at least need to seek help for my addiction?

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted November 03, 2016 12:58 PM

Little! I like your snacks

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fred79
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posted November 03, 2016 01:46 PM
Edited by fred79 at 13:47, 03 Nov 2016.

Ghost said:
I like your snacks


well, you can't have my snacks. and if you try to take them, i'll bite your snowing hands off.

...i mean, no! i'd be HAPPY to share my delicious snacks!



*looks around worriedly, scratching arms*

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Ghost
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posted November 03, 2016 01:58 PM

I think buy toaster, no hurry, so I eat more than you

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fred79
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posted November 03, 2016 01:58 PM

lol, smart man.

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Kipshasz
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posted November 03, 2016 02:14 PM

I think you need to eat at least 6 more.

with crispy bacon.
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markmasters
markmasters


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posted November 03, 2016 02:29 PM

6 is an evil number, I think you should at least one more

And you gave me inspiration for my lunch today....

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Galaad
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posted November 03, 2016 02:37 PM

Kipshasz said:
I think you need to eat at least 6 more.


At least.

Quote:
with crispy bacon.


Also tons of fat, pure fat.
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Ghost
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posted November 03, 2016 02:44 PM

Galaad said:
Kipshasz said:
I think you need to eat at least 6 more.


At least.

Quote:
with crispy bacon.


Also tons of fat, pure fat.


and tomatoes, cheeses, maybe onions

Good idea, for someone day

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frostymuaddib
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posted November 03, 2016 03:06 PM

Add a beer. Or two.

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fred79
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posted November 03, 2016 03:26 PM

you turds are trying to fatten me up, aren't you? preparing me for thanksgiving? trying to make sure my clothes no longer fit?

i'll have you know, i wear nothing but leggings and spandex tube tops.

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Galaad
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posted November 03, 2016 03:29 PM

You got it all wrong, fat doesn't make you fatter.
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fred79
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posted November 03, 2016 03:45 PM

mind = blown


then what does? i've had it wrong all this time.

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Maurice
Maurice

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posted November 03, 2016 04:01 PM

Sugars make you fat.
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fred79
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posted November 04, 2016 05:32 AM
Edited by fred79 at 06:01, 04 Nov 2016.

i...  i...


had 3 pieces before i went to sleep. not 2, but 3. i'm now gaining a tolerancy for this stuff.


and now, i'm afraid, i'm going to go have at least 2 more.



the first step to fighting addiction, i know, is acknowledging there is an addiction in the first place. but what's the next step? eating more buttered toast with apple butter? sweet jesus, i hope so.

...

GOD I NEED MORE OF IT. BRB.




edit: maybe there's hope for me after all. i was able to eat only two pieces. maybe because i wasn't very hungry. but if i wasn't very hungry, WHY eat any at all?

i'm doomed.

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fred79
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posted November 10, 2016 10:17 PM

well, i was strong for a couple days. i had chocolate chip(chunk) cookies for breakfast yesterday(and throughout the day), and was able to resist my addiction.

then today, i fell off the wagon again. only 2 pieces this time for breakfast, but still...

i fear that, before the end of the day, the only thing stopping me from the buttered toast with apple butter fix, is more homemade chocolate chip(chunk) cookies. with ice-cold milk.

...i had gone to the grocery store last night, and bought two more jars of apple butter. the first one only has a couple of spoons' worth left in it. i... couldn't resist stocking up. soon, i think, i'll be filling the cupboards.


SOMEBODY HELP ME.

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LizardWarrior
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posted November 10, 2016 10:22 PM

Get a watermelon, it's stupidly sweet, but also full of water and you'll feel too bloated to eat anything else
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fred79
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posted November 10, 2016 10:25 PM

I CAN'T. watermelon season is over. there aren't any in the stores anymore. and it'd take too long to grow my own. some months, maybe.

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Galaad
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posted November 10, 2016 10:27 PM

Eat fruits, salad, vegetables etc, all the boring stuff.
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fred79
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posted November 10, 2016 10:31 PM
Edited by fred79 at 23:04, 10 Nov 2016.

NO. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. I'M GOING TO INGEST MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF APPLE BUTTER ON BUTTERED TOAST. WITH GLASS AFTER GLASS OF ICE COLD MILK.

SEE IF I WON'T.






...i'm sorry, guys. i don't know what came over me. i totally won't suck any dick for SWEET JESUS I NEED MORE. NOW!!!!


brb.


...i ate two more pieces. i'm so ashamed of myself. i'm sure to be a lard-ass by next summer.

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