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Thread: i need some help, guys... This thread is 2 pages long: 1 2 · «PREV
fred79
fred79


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Chewer of Expensive Shoes
posted January 09, 2017 09:34 PM

i ate two pieces for breakfast this morning. using the last pieces of a loaf of bread. THE END PIECES. i have a disease. i'm sure they're going to have a pill for this kind of thing advertised on t.v. soon. i wonder what it'll be called?

BECAUSE I'M GONNA NEED SOME APPLEPECTATE.

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markmasters
markmasters


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posted January 10, 2017 08:11 AM

What kind of monster eats the two end pieces of a loaf of bread? PREPOSTEROUS, AN OUTRAGE! BURN THE WITCH!

*brings out the torches and pitchforks*

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fred79
fred79


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posted January 10, 2017 08:46 PM

i don't need a good roasting, man. i need AN INTERVENTION.


...of course, i guess that might count...

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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A nonsense.
posted January 11, 2017 01:35 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 01:35, 11 Jan 2017.

Well, if you don't have hands or feet or a mouth, because they've all been incinerated, then you won't be able to indulge in your applebutter addiction.

It's science.
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Ice skating uphill.

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fred79
fred79


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posted January 11, 2017 01:54 AM

remind me to never come to you guys if i have a more serious addiction. you guys are as much help as a barrel of monkeys. the plastic kind.

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Celfious
Celfious


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posted January 11, 2017 02:08 AM
Edited by Celfious at 02:10, 11 Jan 2017.

I've got some stuff for you man, it might help substitute and curb you're crave..

Peanutbutter spread onto original oreos.





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fred79
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posted January 11, 2017 12:00 PM

tried it. i prefer the double-stuffed oreos. i don't think peanut butter is right for oreos, anyway. melted white chocolate, maybe; but not peanut butter. as much of a fan of peanut butter i am(and how i'll eat it on many other things), oreo's and peanut butter is too sweet, for me. but that might be because i tend to go heavy on the peanut butter when i'm eating it on stuff.

really, the only thing oreo's need, vitally, is milk. milk helps cut the sweetness down, so you can eat more of them. milk is great with any sweet food.

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fred79
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posted February 06, 2017 08:19 PM

(to the tune of "apple bottom jeans")

freddy got that apple butter toast (butter toast)
toast with the most (the most)
now freddy's on hc to post
it tastes so good (it tastes so good)
it's damn good food
i'll always eat more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more

apple butter spread
and toast with butter (with butter)
i ate more and slapped my grandma to the floor (ayy)
she knocked my toast, down next to her (right on the floor)
but i can make more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more

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Ghost
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posted February 06, 2017 11:08 PM

Oreo is very weak in Finland, we have a domino, it's much better taste, but high price



From 1950, even if USA was been 1912, and those resemble with.

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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A nonsense.
posted February 07, 2017 12:02 AM

Those look super gay.
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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A nonsense.
posted February 07, 2017 12:03 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 00:03, 07 Feb 2017.

Peanut butter on chocolate pop tarts. Put it on after toasting them so it melts on top. So good.
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fred79
fred79


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posted March 03, 2017 07:35 PM

i forget to record that i had two more pieces for breakfast yesterday. i've been able to cut back. i can see a light at the end of the tunnel...

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted March 03, 2017 08:00 PM

suggestion for Fredmuffin
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Herry can count to potato"- Fred79

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fred79
fred79


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posted April 05, 2017 10:10 AM

i'm down to the last little bit in a jar. it's almost pure liquid at this point. i'm going to try resisting the stuff for awhile; i'm not going to buy any more jars until i get myself under control.

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Elvin
Elvin


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posted April 05, 2017 03:42 PM

Good man.
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Restoring the light, facing the dark.

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fred79
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posted April 22, 2017 02:04 PM
Edited by fred79 at 14:06, 22 Apr 2017.

ideas on what else to eat on toast? i have butter(that's going on there regardless), peanut butter, jelly, miracle whip, key lime curd, ham, yellow mustard, stone-ground spicy mustard, ketchup, soy sauce, steak sauce, expired salad dressing, frozen corn, frozen peas, rabbit, beef, lambs, sloths, carp, orangutan, breakfast cereals, fruit bats...


misspelled da ape. silly me.

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