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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The 2L Joke Thread
Thread: The 2L Joke Thread This thread is 2 pages long: 1 2 · «PREV
Herry
Herry


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
100% Devil
posted December 23, 2016 07:21 PM
Edited by Herry at 11:51, 30 Dec 2016.

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only comes once in a year.

Come on guys will you let the thread die like this??
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AlHazin
AlHazin


Promising
Supreme Hero
النور
posted December 30, 2016 12:43 PM

Witness my sacrifice :

What separates man from monkey?

Mediterranean.

(I won't precise the side though lol)
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Herry
Herry


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100% Devil
posted January 06, 2017 02:38 PM

Why is the Black Sea black?

Because it's mourning over the loss of the Dead Sea
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted January 11, 2017 02:15 AM

How can you tell an ocean is friendly?

It always waves (lol)
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Herry
Herry


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Famous Hero
100% Devil
posted January 25, 2017 08:08 PM

I just that realized that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

...Can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted January 26, 2017 02:44 PM

How can you tell if a shark likes you?

He takes off another bite!

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted February 17, 2023 06:54 PM

How do you talk without a brain?

I'm a Democrat!
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted February 17, 2023 07:12 PM

Womam said an ugly penis

Male said I'm using penis pump

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