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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: We need underwater balloons
Thread: We need underwater balloons
artu
artu


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posted January 04, 2017 03:03 PM

We need underwater balloons

There you go.
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OhforfSake
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posted January 04, 2017 03:18 PM

There is nothing wrong with saying condoms.


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Ghost
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posted January 04, 2017 04:18 PM



Adult playings, this post is only to adult place @ohforsake I guess you have been read a sexy wordböök so balloon never been new word

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OhforfSake
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posted January 04, 2017 06:08 PM

Sexy wordbook is sexy!

Who wants to have sex? (No I'm not offering my body to your experiments)

Or to quote Elvin:
Quote:
SEX

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Ghost
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posted January 04, 2017 08:30 PM

elvin isn't woman. His female friend may be beauty in your opinion. Go to Greece! And balloon is yours!

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OhforfSake
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posted January 04, 2017 09:53 PM

Did you hear that Elvin? I find your female friend beautiful! Will you really ignore such a nice compliment?

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OhforfSake
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posted January 04, 2017 11:40 PM

Elvin please.

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Blizzardboy
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posted January 05, 2017 03:47 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 04:00, 05 Jan 2017.

artu said:
There you go.


You mean underwater zeppelins?

I would pay out the nose to have an underwater zeppelin. Or even a land zeppelin. Just give me a giant blimp with wheels and let me drive around. My sex appeal would reach unmatched proportions. You could be missing all of your arms and legs from an industrial cabbage farming accident and women would still think you're hot. Theyd be all like "oooohh blizzardboy, your land blimp is so big", and I'd be like "I got it from worker's compensation after the industrial cabbage farming accident. The cabbage shredder took off both my arms, then my legs got stuck in the tractor ramp and were slowly crushed to pieces" and theyd be all like "ooohh blizzardboy you're so brave!" and I'd be like, "I used to walk on legs, but now I wander the earth the only way a man in my sitaution can... by land blimp" and they'd be like "TAKE ME NOW!"
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friendofgunnar
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posted January 05, 2017 04:05 AM

I think the novelty of a legless, armless, land-zeppelin captain would wear off after awhile.  

What you should do is turn it into a moveable feast, like in the sequel to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  Just a nonstop moving incubator of rave music, culinary hedonism, and mindless debauchery.

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fred79
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posted January 05, 2017 04:12 AM

now THAT sounds like fun. i'd ride anybody's balloon for that.

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Elvin
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posted January 05, 2017 05:27 AM

friendofgunnar said:
Just a nonstop moving incubator of rave music, culinary hedonism, and mindless debauchery.

Ooh!

OhforfSake said:
Elvin please.

Okay okay, I will ignore the compliment.
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted January 05, 2017 11:41 AM

Quote:
You mean underwater zeppelins?

No, I mean balloons. They are more oxymoronic as intended and had it been possible, I think they'd look cooler under the sea than zeppelins:

Balloon:


Zeppelin:


Kitty:


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Galaad
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posted January 05, 2017 11:47 AM

Quote:
A balloon fetish is a sexual fetish that involves balloons. A balloon fetishist is also referred to as a "looner". Some balloon fetishists "revel in the popping of balloons

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fred79
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posted January 05, 2017 11:49 AM

artu said:




QP THE MAN!

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OhforfSake
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posted January 05, 2017 01:13 PM

Elvin said:
OhforfSake said:
Elvin please.

Okay okay, I will ignore the compliment.


Thank you.

If this was Mortal Kombat, some guy would be yelling friendship at my corpse right about now.

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