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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


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By the power of Vivendi!
posted August 04, 2017 09:43 PM

Ghost said:
Ok! WTF my guy is paedophilia, and bi-sexuality. He was cummed at young gnomes. But guess what? He is no longer weak, he has jujutsu brown belt, and taekwondo purple belt I don't understand him, when he's star trek, and x-files fan, he likes space, and computer games. But very dangeous now


This is golden, right here

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 04, 2017 09:51 PM

but a more important thing: Did you brought any rakia with you? Because I'm all out.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted August 04, 2017 09:59 PM

We don't have rakia. Finnish Alko (alcohol shop) choose the best quality so unnecessary to talk about Rakia. I'm sorry, Artu! Your Rakia isn't good in Finland. We have a hell of expensive drink, you can buy what you want in Finland, all is the best

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted August 04, 2017 10:02 PM

That's okay, Ghost. I rarely drink Raki these days anyway. If I come to Finland, I'll let you pick the drink.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 04, 2017 10:11 PM

If you go to finland, buy all your booze in Estonia.



Funny thing with this brand of vodka is, that for a Baltic Jackass like myself, I can translate this vodka's name as "Mens' Food".
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted August 04, 2017 10:16 PM

Not a hangover, just a good quality.

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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


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By the power of Vivendi!
posted August 04, 2017 10:39 PM

For my friend, Kip.

Home made brew:


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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 04, 2017 10:52 PM

that's the stuff. shame we don't have it for sale here, or at least I didn't saw it.
We do have some Grappa though, and in one supermarket chain, the 1,5 liter bottle of "Russkoje Standart" costs 18 euros, for a brief time.(like a weekly discount most likely, cause' nobody wants to buy that snow in fear of being accused of spying for Putin)
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


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By the power of Vivendi!
posted August 04, 2017 10:53 PM

At least we have quality alcohol here in Serbia

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 04, 2017 11:24 PM

Verriker's signature single malt whiskey "Fėgheadair Murtair" is the best drink we have in the stocks of HC's tavern. it tastes of scottish highlands and Erwin memes.

Although your Rakia is not to shabby either.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted August 05, 2017 12:55 AM

Holy Crap! I just learned that in 1672, the Dutch not only killed their prime minister but they ATE him.
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fred79
fred79


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posted August 05, 2017 03:00 AM

artu said:
Holy Crap! I just learned that in 1672, the Dutch not only killed their prime minister but they ATE him.


what else do you do with prime ministers? where do you think the phrase "prime cuts of meat" came from?

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 05, 2017 10:32 AM

chemicals in the water turn the frigging frogs communist!
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


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posted August 05, 2017 10:57 AM

lol

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


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Elvin's Lightside
posted August 05, 2017 06:59 PM

artu said:
Holy Crap! I just learned that in 1672, the Dutch not only killed their prime minister but they ATE him.



Being orange isn't easy.

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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posted August 05, 2017 10:10 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 22:14, 05 Aug 2017.

I suppose that's one way to overcome scurvy.
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AlHazin
AlHazin


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Tutto č possibile
posted August 05, 2017 11:06 PM

artu said:
Holy Crap! I just learned that in 1672, the Dutch not only killed their prime minister but they ATE him.



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"The Erwin is out there as they say once in a while lol" - Verriker.
A felt change of consciousness - Markkur.
Use this code in Creature Quest! t2QEc#j7h

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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Live today for we die tomorrow
posted August 06, 2017 02:55 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 15:00, 06 Aug 2017.

artu said:
Holy Crap! I just learned that in 1672, the Dutch not only killed their prime minister but they ATE him.


Haha reading the account on a random site and the comments made me giggle:

Quote:
Did someone say Cornelius was 'arrested on trumped-up charges'?


Quote:
From the House of Orange apparently

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted August 06, 2017 03:20 PM
Edited by Ghost at 15:23, 06 Aug 2017.

How to make a English hamburger?

Try this English hamburger recipe for four people:

You need 1/4 kilo minced meat
1 small onion
a little salt and pepper
a little butter

4 bread rolls
2 tomatoes
lettuce
ketchup, mustard

Onion mixes it with the minced meat, and you add a little salt and pepper.

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted August 06, 2017 03:30 PM

AlHazin said:
Coming from you...


I'm sorry, I didn't think so..

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