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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted March 09, 2017 12:05 PM
Edited by markmasters at 12:21, 09 Mar 2017.

You walk into an inn...

Based on the Inn's of the HoMM games

A hero walks into a bar and after giving the innkeep a generous tip he whispers:

Give a generous tip and i'll tell you a random fact, juicy gossip or useless line.

So what are you waiting for? Give that generous tip! (Which surprisingly seems to cost 0 gold)

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rejuvenation process
posted March 09, 2017 12:16 PM

markmasters said:
You walk into a bar and after giving the innkeep a generous tip he whispers:


I already gave the tip, I expect to get my money's worth! Wait..
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Restoring the light, facing the dark.

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted March 09, 2017 12:22 PM
Edited by markmasters at 12:24, 09 Mar 2017.

The innkeep whispers:

Since the post is edited I'll give you this one for free: Elvin is the most greedy hero in the land

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rejuvenation process
posted March 09, 2017 12:36 PM

*Gives another generous tip*

This had better be more enlightening.
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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted March 09, 2017 12:38 PM

The innkeep whispers:

Elvin is the most generous hero of the land

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted March 09, 2017 01:16 PM

*Gives a generous tip of 0 gold*

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted March 09, 2017 01:22 PM

The innkeep whispers:

Never spit into the wind

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted March 09, 2017 01:27 PM

*Gives another generous tip*

Is the wind an euphemism for farting? Sadly I don't really bend that much.
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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted March 09, 2017 01:36 PM

The innkeep whispers:

A group of unicorns is called a blessing of unicorns

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted March 09, 2017 01:41 PM

Do you want to pay a tip?

Here's a tip. Don't pay for tips.

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted March 09, 2017 01:51 PM

The innkeeper remains silent...

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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted March 09, 2017 07:24 PM

I shall pay a generous tip! In imps that joined me in the last trip outside.
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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted March 09, 2017 08:32 PM

The innkeep whispers:
Don't leave your shoes unattended while Fred is around

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
HC SUPPORTER
posted March 09, 2017 08:35 PM

*Pay 1 Diamond*
Join the Creature Quest discord server already?
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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted March 09, 2017 08:36 PM

The innkeep whispers:

Phoenixes are overpowered....and euh yeah, i'll download it right away

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted March 09, 2017 09:01 PM

You walk into an inn... turns out the inn is your wife and now she's pregnant... I mean *Pays another generous tip*

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Mediczero
Mediczero


Famous Hero
Warlord of the sea
posted March 09, 2017 09:01 PM

Hands over a large pearl
Would this go for a generous tip?

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Chewer of Expensive Shoes
posted March 09, 2017 10:30 PM

*gives markmasters the tip*

are you ready to receive all of it, marky mark?

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted March 09, 2017 10:31 PM

OhforfSake said:
You walk into an inn... turns out the inn is your wife and now she's pregnant... I mean *Pays another generous tip*


The innkeep whispers:

I heard a crusader is much more skilled then a regular Erathian swordsman and can strike twice in the time the swordsman could strike once

Mediczero said:
Hands over a large pearl
Would this go for a generous tip?


The innkeep whispers:

It is said Elvin obtained a red star by sacrificing a ginger

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
HC SUPPORTER
posted March 09, 2017 10:42 PM
Edited by Stevie at 22:45, 09 Mar 2017.

markmasters said:
It is said Elvin obtained a red star by sacrificing a ginger


Mystery behind Marzhin's sudden disappearance, solved.

*Tips 1 Diamonds"

Tell me anything.
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