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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: GETTING HIT IN THE BALLS
Thread: GETTING HIT IN THE BALLS
fred79
fred79


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posted March 16, 2017 12:59 PM

GETTING HIT IN THE BALLS

ever been hit in the balls? ever feel that lead weight in your stomach as your gonads meet a kick, knee, ball, dog bite, punch, etc? well, watch these gifs and see if you can re-live that feeling! also, this counts as a pro-feminism thread. and i want brownie points for contributing to the movement.











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OhforfSake
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posted March 16, 2017 01:16 PM

Those guys are girls now.

I had a dream the other night where some fat guy sat on my balls, the pain was excruciating, I recall screaming in agony, but he didn't stop he just stayed there with all his weight on my balls and I was paralyzed. It went for so long I even got sort of partly used to the pain though it was still pretty horrific until when I woke up and there was no pain.

The odd thing about it is that I thought if you felt pain in your dreams you would wake up, but I didn't before some time after and when I woke up there wasn't any pain.

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fred79
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posted March 16, 2017 02:49 PM

i don't remember ever dreaming anything that hurt. i've felt cold, and possibly hot, but never pain. i've been near unable to breathe, though. like some of the poor fellas in the op.

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Elvin
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posted March 16, 2017 03:06 PM

Oh sh-!

Rated as OH GOD WHY
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Maurice
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posted March 16, 2017 03:32 PM

fred79 said:
i don't remember ever dreaming anything that hurt. i've felt cold, and possibly hot, but never pain. i've been near unable to breathe, though. like some of the poor fellas in the op.


Try and even remember the sensation of pain. You can't, only an echo of what it was like. Seems to be a psychological thing of the brain, to simply block out such neural signals from your memory. I guess it's akin to trying to remember what it's like to look into a bright lightsource, like the sun (which is basically also a source of pain, to your eyes).
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Salamandre
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posted March 16, 2017 03:48 PM
Edited by Salamandre at 15:54, 16 Mar 2017.

The guy agreeing to take a huge tire in the eggs... I hope he lost any chance of reproduction, fully deserved.

Legendary eggs training:

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fred79
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posted March 16, 2017 03:53 PM

Salamandre said:
The guy agreeing to take a huge tire in the eggs... I hope he lost any chance of reproduction, fully deserved.


well, maybe he just likes his eggs scrambled, sal. not everyone likes theirs hard-boiled.

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fred79
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posted April 22, 2017 01:55 PM

i want toast. what should i put on it? butter's a given.

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Geny
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posted April 22, 2017 04:20 PM

I was hit in the balls once. At a fencing lesson. With the weapon. Yeah...
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Celfious
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posted April 23, 2017 08:31 AM
Edited by Celfious at 08:34, 23 Apr 2017.

I feel really sad for that fighter. I hope he wasn't medically damaged.

however I laughed so hard as a kid playing baseball. when my stepdad pitched and the ball went straight to the nards. he fell flat out
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