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frostysh
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posted April 13, 2017 06:52 PM

Philosophical Dilemma and How to protect your house against robbers or killers


This is a draft, so I decide to post it there, and then maybe on some forum about self-defense or something like that.

So frostysh may not call frostysh if cannot imagine the variant when robber or killer will attack my farm, actually it have happened in the past that my farm has been robbed . There was a very hard time, but frostysh was a kiddo in that times. So we can imagine a situation when killers or robbers tryin to kill or rob frostysh. Unfortunately against killers frostysh can do nothing, and perhaps screw all of that maybe better will let to kill me, some time of horrific pain and the end of story, anyway if "the other side" (the hell I have doubts in that, but still ) exist, and some kind "judgement" will be, frostysh will face it without any shame, and say all that I have done right into face of God or Spagetti monster, of whatever it will be, as frostysh have always this habit during a life,  coz' I have done nothing bad in my life (for an exception of the single case in my kiddo life, when I refused to hit off the snow from the heads of my friends that beating some girl... this is my problem, I am like a SpongeBob, soft ), and nobody, and no any frigging nonsense, ideologies, etc was unable to persuade frostysh to do something bad, and I am really proud about that. frostysh have no children, frostysh even not have a girl (nor had...), but screw that I just hope that planted by me trees will be ok. But there is single problem - my mother and her (mine) farm, which is old, and had a life like snow, coz' of frigging SU and it's politics , but what the hell, peoples suffers, and still suffering for nothin' peoples died and still dying for nothing, for nonsense, and this will be no exclusion from the endless ocean of such hell.
Well in case of robbers frostysh can try to defend.


What we have:

1) A very rural area.

2) A farm-house with lot of glass and old windows, and almost without the any normal locks. (actually frostysh is poor as hell, so nothin to take there, except of few sheep and few birds)

3) frostysh himself + one human over 70 years old, + one human over 90 years old. frostysh is not tough, no tall, nor have the military education (well frostysh witnessed how peoples get wounded and dying, frostysh by himself was in 'difficult' situations, but still)

4) Weapons, few axes, few knifes, coz' frostysh have no money for the any legal or not legal firearms , I have an old knife which have faced a many things along with frostysh, and were in many places, I have called it



- "Badlucky One", coz' this knife brings nothing good anyone including any holders of it in past

Any good ideas? Thanx for the answers.
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Kipshasz
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posted April 13, 2017 07:11 PM

so the samrt one was visited by pravi sektor? gerojem slava.
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The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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fred79
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posted April 13, 2017 07:34 PM

i'll see your badlucky one, and raise you mr. kink:


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Kipshasz
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posted April 13, 2017 07:49 PM

Get an trusty double barrel shotgun and some birdshot. also knives. if your elders served somewhere peculiar in their youth(which i doubt, since we, the fascists of pribaltica did most of the spec ops work in the ussr) throwing knives as well.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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posted April 13, 2017 08:38 PM



hey frostysh, i have some infographics that could help you; of the home defense and booby trap persuasion. i could post them here for you, if you want. even CHILDREN need to know how to defend themselves, right?

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LizardWarrior
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posted April 13, 2017 08:39 PM
Edited by LizardWarrior at 20:48, 13 Apr 2017.

I like infographs!

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posted April 13, 2017 08:41 PM

NO, LIZ! I WAS KIDDING! YOU'RE GONNA GET THE ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER! ABORT! ABORT!

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posted April 13, 2017 08:42 PM

Oh no, they are gonna find my illegal tank I was building

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posted April 13, 2017 08:45 PM

lol, i wonder how far this will go? even though it's only free(and abundant all over the internet) information, the CHILDREN. dear GOD, the CHILDREN.

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LizardWarrior
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posted April 13, 2017 08:46 PM

But but... I just like infographs

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posted April 13, 2017 08:58 PM

oh, i like the new format, lw!

preparing_a_house_for_boogeymen.png
shotshell_antipersonnel_mine.avi
montagnard_crossbow.mp4
cartridge_trap@tiptoe.com
homemade_napalm@needsomesalve?.org
fun_with_thermite.jpg
co2_canister_boomies@loltheregoesyourhand.net
having_a_blast_with_household_chemicals.gif
wheeee_homemade_shotgun.wmv
homemade_dmt@whoopswrongfolder.com
how_to_grow_marijuana_outdoors@thisdoesntbelonghere.net
special_ops_training_guide.pdf

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LizardWarrior
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posted April 13, 2017 09:06 PM


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posted April 13, 2017 09:07 PM

it looks like you like infographics just as much as i do, liz. you probably have all the same ones i do, lol.

the question is, do you print them out and laminate them?

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LizardWarrior
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posted April 13, 2017 09:10 PM

Nope, but I gotta agree that an infograph about homemade shotguns hanged on my wall would be a very interesting conversation piece.

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Kipshasz
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posted April 13, 2017 09:43 PM

step 1 of that infograph would be to collect birch bark. that stuff lights up even when it's damp.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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posted April 13, 2017 09:44 PM

i think this one applies to this site:


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posted April 13, 2017 10:09 PM

And that's why people don't use Blender much, you want to select a vertex, you need to first press "B" for "Box selection", like seriously wtf. The day I get back to 3d I get back to 3ds max. Pros use several softwares for different tasks anyway though, the more you know the better.
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posted April 13, 2017 10:12 PM

LizardWarrior said:
Hit Where it Hurts


Eyes + balls are missing, much easier to do and very effective.
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phe
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posted April 13, 2017 10:57 PM
Edited by phe at 22:59, 13 Apr 2017.

attach your knife to a long stick or get a gun....

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fred79
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posted April 14, 2017 02:40 AM

oh yeah, the topic. frostysh, the best offense is a good defense. if you don't have good locks for your doors, you can install the medieval defense system for doors: security planks/bars. here is a link with some info. here is another kind of door barring system. if your doors are hollow, like a gentleman said in the first link, screw 3/4 inch plywood to the door for more support. if you have doorknobs that are sturdy installed in sturdy doors and floors worth a damn, you can use the door handle bar as seen in the second link. for added security with that, you can screw a bit of wood to the floor where the bar rests on the floor, to help prevent slippage/give in case the door is kicked from the outside. if installing medieval-style mounting brackets for a door brace that lies horizontally across the door, make sure that you install the braces to studs near the door, and not the frame itself.

additionally, you can also improve security by never having your blinds/curtains open at night, and by cutting back foliage/branches around the house(that people can conceal themselves in, or gain access to the roof or otherwise). being that it's a farm, lock up anything outside that can be used to get inside the house.

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