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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Philosophical Dilemma and How to protect your house against robbers or killers
Thread: Philosophical Dilemma and How to protect your house against robbers or killers This thread is 5 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 · «PREV / NEXT»
Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted April 14, 2017 07:06 AM

also if you do get injured, just lie about being attacked by pro-russian separatists and you will receive premium healthcare in one of the Baltic Fascist hospitals completely free. As well as epic attention from our politicians and media.
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Elvin
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posted April 14, 2017 07:43 AM

Did you try the home alone course? Fatalities may or not be involved.
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posted April 14, 2017 09:56 AM
Edited by frostysh at 09:59, 14 Apr 2017.

Kipshasz -

*facepalm* I very want to answer in a very sarcastic manner, but I will try to be polite as I can.

1) frostysh spent a long time the any kind of natio-guys, the above mentioned general name for a many organization, included.

--- a) frostysh supported them, helped to them, etc, but NEVER support their ideas, ideologoy, and other connected mythological stuff, and frostysh NEVER hided that, and say in open that "I am not a darn fan of that stuff!"

--- b) frostysh had even some friends from the above mentioned guys, I hope they is still alive

--- c) of course frostysh have a conflicts with some other members of the above mentioned stuff, but there was and (and I have no doubts) is a lot of conflicts inside of the above mentioned organizations.

--- d) So why frostysh supported for entire Maidan, and even after (for an example, even now, working on farm frostysh can easily destroy most of lie about Donbass stuff in social network (especially VK), that creating by pro-separ guys through text conversation), coz' frostysh think that will be better for peoples of RoU, but this NOT means that I must to accept their frigging ideological nonsense!

--- e) I have searched trough Internet anybody 'smarty nation-guys' that can say something reasonable about their ideology - but I have found NOBODY who can say anything reasonable (especially in social networks such as VK), and this is only getting stronger my general expression about.

2) I have no alive elders that was in serve in the army:

--- a) grand-grand father served in the Army of the Russian Empire on the WW1, died from wounds (he had actually the bullet hole or shrapnel wound near his ear) not long after the war has been over, right in time of "collectivization", grand-grand father was in deep depression after his all property has been expropriated into "kolkhoz".

--- b) after "collectivization", "holodomor", "great purges", "nazi genocide" and w2, only single member of my family is still alive (from around ~15 family members) - my grandmother.

--- c) my grandfather served in Red Army, as a tank pilot, died after a few decades after the war2 coz' of drinking alcohol everyday and killed health in the time of serve.

--- d) some of my family member served in Soviet Army during operation in Afghanistan - died right after arrived back again from Afghanistan, coz' of an accident.

--- e) I have no money to buy hold his shotgun from a sister of my mother and to hold it.

3) As you may forgot, mr Kipshasz, but the State of Israel also have gifted a lot of free medical care, supply, etc and the other help, and the other countries. Also I have remembered some Jewish boxer on Maidan, (I hope he is still alive).

4) I have no money to bought any weapon legal, or not legal, to obtain it for free, perhaps I must for a long time in some other places, and meet the peoples that I have a headaches and I want to vomit from their very ideas, etc but it is almost impossible to do, coz' my mother cannot alone hold the farm for too long + old grandmother that is need for care (well actually, as I have said, I have tried to do such thing by self initiative in the past, and that faced a total collapse, but good that frostysh is still alive and in one single piece.).

fred79, LizardWarrior, Galaad, Elvin -

I don't think that a meele weapons will help and I don't think even the firearms (of which I have not) will help. But the body traps look terrifying but I need a grenades and stuff for that which I have not. In addition I can imagine (despite of if I will be still alive or not) the reaction of Police on that... Economical situation is getting worse, so probably will appear a lot of pity guys that will try to harm innocent peoples to take off their goods.
My house is almost impossible to locket, and I have no normal locks in the house - only medieval like stuff, but it, along with a lot of windows can be easily crashed.
Infographics is look fun (but I have doubts that somebody using a standard signal system), all those stuff perhaps effective in some cases, but I don't think that fists and knifes, etc, can help against AK-rifle for an example.
I think about installing some hand-mad signal system, but I don't know how to do it.
The "home alone course" - what is that? To make a body traps, but I don't know when the attack will be, so this traps will be dangerous to my mother or something.
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Galaad
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posted April 14, 2017 10:03 AM

frostysh said:
Galaad


But I didn't say anything to you?

Honestly I don't really know how to help, if you are in very rural area you could get a good guard dog, but it will take years before he grows.
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frostysh
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posted April 14, 2017 10:10 AM

Galaad said:
But I didn't say anything to you?
Honestly I don't really know how to help, if you are in very rural area you could get a good guard dog, but it will take years before he grows.
And is this automatically means that I cannot comment your posts in this topic? Actually I had a good guard dog, but she has been poisoned by somebody whose brain filled with snow.., ahh, nevermind.
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Galaad
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posted April 14, 2017 10:59 AM

frostysh said:
And is this automatically means that I cannot comment your posts in this topic?


Of course not, but you didn't reply to my post either (and other one was ultra off-topic).
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LizardWarrior
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posted April 14, 2017 12:04 PM
Edited by LizardWarrior at 12:04, 14 Apr 2017.

If you live in such a war zone where getting robbed with an AK-rifle is plausible, then there are only a few things you actually do
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Kipshasz
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posted April 14, 2017 12:08 PM

LizardWarrior said:
If you live in such a war zone where getting robbed with an AK-rifle is plausible, then there are only a few things you actually do


Get yourself a counterfeit Lithuanian passport and flee to the fascists of pribaltica(this is how some of the eastern slavs actually call us, ukrainians included). Then you can go further west and live off welfare.

Also, as I understood from that gibberish post, the samrt one supported the maidown coup. Seems it turned out real well for him, now that he fears for his life. GG, WP comrade.
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posted April 14, 2017 02:15 PM

you didn't tell us you lived in iraq. maybe if you had told us you were in great danger from roving bands of maniacs with ak's, i would have told you to duck and cover. it's simple, really. you just get on your knees, then collapse your body on top of your legs, and cover your head with your hands. worked well for kids in the 50's, in the states.

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LizardWarrior
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posted April 14, 2017 02:20 PM

Also, if you run in a zig-zag pattern, you'll decrease the probability of getting shoot while you flee.
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EnergyZ
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posted April 14, 2017 02:44 PM

Place land mines around the yard. If anyone wants to enter, you just need to take their hand and guide them to the house.

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Kipshasz
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posted April 14, 2017 03:02 PM

fredmuffin said:
you didn't tell us you lived in iraq.


He lives in ukraine, but at this point, there's little difference.
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posted April 14, 2017 03:53 PM
Edited by phe at 16:00, 14 Apr 2017.

moat, walls and shooting towers help too..

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posted April 14, 2017 04:14 PM

Kipshasz said:
fredmuffin said:
you didn't tell us you lived in iraq.


He lives in ukraine, but at this point, there's little difference.


i was joking. he made it seem like it didn't matter what he did, and that none of our advice mattered. which means it made no sense to ask for help in the first place. which means he was trolling... again.

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Kipshasz
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posted April 14, 2017 06:45 PM

fred79 said:
Kipshasz said:
fredmuffin said:
you didn't tell us you lived in iraq.


He lives in ukraine, but at this point, there's little difference.


i was joking. he made it seem like it didn't matter what he did, and that none of our advice mattered. which means it made no sense to ask for help in the first place. which means he was trolling... again.



It didn't mattered, because he "couldn't afford it" or something like that. It's hard to make out his gibberish, and Verriker is nowhere to be found, so no translation either


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frostysh
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posted April 15, 2017 10:20 AM

LizardWarrior -

Nope, but after some events, the AK-rifles and grenades became much more common there.

Kipshasz -



Mr Kipshasz, if you have changed decoration for a while, and ahh, witnessed all of that "old cool like streets (that of course become like that due to the special programs of government to attract the tourists)", "the old-school barbers, etc"m this is not means that life in the past was so "old-school" and cool . When I am tried to speak with you on the level of geopolitics, strategies, diplomacy, etc (for first time I am really thought that you may be a smarty natio-guy, that will help me to find some answers). Your answers was like the level "Litvak durak, Lithuanian-Ukraine Union like the cool old-school past *facepalm*", , this is a level of the radical grannies talkins' on the yard, but not the level of what frostysh want to speak.
So I have decided that your stuff is totally not interesting to me, and automatically switched my satire-answers.



EnergyZ -

I have no land mines available. Actually I don't what I will do, but first thing is easy - to not get psychological pressure to eat you. For frostysh it is simple, coz' of his 'experience', and I have many times watched how actually mortal danger can easily broke a peoples, they becoming evil coz' of their fear, or just going crazy, etc - in case of frostysh usually all is ok. So first stage mentioned in this topic, and ifnographics - take calm is probably ok. But what the hell to do next in case of attack, Idkn
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Kipshasz
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posted April 15, 2017 11:01 AM

oh look, the samrt one is trying out satire, how cute. Not that it works for him, and is still a  bunch of gibberish.

Why don't you invest in some language courses, "weak rural man".
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Elvin
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posted April 15, 2017 11:48 AM

Kipshasz said:
Why don't you invest in some language courses, "weak rural man".


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frostysh
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posted April 15, 2017 12:12 PM

frostysh is almost always speaking in the satirical manner, even in the real life .
Mr Elvin - that is a cool peasant, looks similar to frostysh, for an exception that frostysh have a shortcut hair. But in general - a pretty similar, indeed .
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Kipshasz
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posted April 15, 2017 07:40 PM

Nonsense.
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