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AlHazin
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posted April 15, 2017 07:45 PM

Cuticles.
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frostysh
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posted April 16, 2017 08:33 AM

I have a large axe also (for the branches, etc), but I have never even thought to use it against other human, just curious in case of danger is there is some special combat tricks with axe, or something?
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Kipshasz
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posted April 16, 2017 09:15 AM

propaganda.
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posted April 16, 2017 09:28 AM

frostysh said:
just curious in case of danger is there is some special combat tricks with axe, or something?


chop chop chop watch the motha****ers drop
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Kipshasz
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posted April 16, 2017 09:36 AM

Also keep in mind, that an axe which is originally meant as a tool is pretty useless as a weapon. Because balance reasons.

But that's some baltic fascist propaganda and nonsense anyways.
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LizardWarrior
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posted April 16, 2017 09:52 AM

True, that's why most battle axes have small heads.

Quote:
Axes designed for warfare ranged in weight from just over 0.5 kg to 3 kg ( 1 to 6 pounds), and in length from just over 30 cm to upwards of 1.5 m (1 to 5 feet)


But still, better than nothing I guess
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posted April 16, 2017 10:21 AM
Edited by frostysh at 10:26, 16 Apr 2017.

Mr Kipshasz -



Your attempts to be sarcastic is poor as frostysh' attempts to become a soldier . Perhaps you have not enough Genetics for that (same as mister Steive sometime mentioned about Science in conversation with frostysh), only a pure Ukrainians with a salo, smaletz, and oseledec' and other, I have no doubts very necessary things , can be such sarcastic as frostysh . It's the same as thinkin' as your avatar is close to the portret of Gats (the character from "Berserk" anime) , in the first case it is depicting a truly ideo-guy follows the rules, traditions and similar stuff, without any doubts and any attempts to decide something by yourself, in the second case it is depicting a free and self-sustained guy, with hard immunity to any ideological influence (and actually to anything including the fist blow from a giant monster ), that can easily screw up any traditions and rules if he think it's not true

P.S. And I don't remember that I have used word 'fascist', I am actually don't bothering myself in attempts to distinguish an of branches and movements, and so on of the Nationalism stuff, so I usually using the term - Nation-guys, or more short Natio-guys.



So where I have stopped, ahh the axe - a bloody hell I have no idea how to use it in case of self-defense, but think that I am good, and attackers will be no doubts bad (the peoples that have made a bad choices) gives to me a lot of courage. And I am agree with mr LizardWarrior it's better than nothing. Well actually in my child age I have tried few times to use knife in combat, or something like that, but thanx to the all gods without a lot of success, usually were in use wooden sticks, small stones for throwing, etc.
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posted April 16, 2017 10:23 AM

you guys offend mr. kink. OF COURSE axes are for people. just watch "the walking dead", or any of the best "friday the 13th" movies. axes SING for contact with humans.

just don't forget to wear a mask, frostysh. the best axe killers wear masks. otherwise you're doing it wrong. and they have to see the mask BEFORE the axe hits them. otherwise, the surprise is ruined. there's a protocol to these things, you know.

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AlHazin
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posted April 16, 2017 10:27 AM

The axe still has a 150% damage bonus against flesh beasts like demons and animals, it's main drawback though is that it's a two handed weapon thus you can't use a shield with it. If you have multiple enemies that will sign your death.

You can use a wide panel of ranged weapons, a quick crossbow or a firearm. Still you will suffer a huge melee penalty halfing your damages at each hit. So you better make it rain on tge enemy before he reaches your adjacent tiles.

I suggest you configure the battlefield to 6 sides tiles btw.

Remember, if the intruder is something like a dreadknight or an ancient behemoth you're pretty much going to die, those thins will rape your defense so focus on the amount of damage you can quickly cause. No need to play defensive with them they make it impossible. Learn offense.

If you go for your classical sword + shield then add an amulet of osmosis or something for a fastest hit recovery and make sure the shield is a relic pr something bling bling so that you can quick block.

In Ukraine and generally Eastern Europe they say they still practice magic. Fire magic is handy, burning forests, baking eggs. You can ask a Romanian to teach you necromancy and vampire things for survival.
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fred79
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posted April 16, 2017 10:30 AM

only pussies use shields, alhazin. case in point: gimli. there's a reason why "AND MY AXE!" became a favorite battle cry among goofy nerds and other internet whackjobs.

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frostysh
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posted April 16, 2017 10:30 AM

fred79 said:
you guys offend mr. kink. OF COURSE axes are for people. just watch "the walking dead", or any of the best "friday the 13th" movies. axes SING for contact with humans.
just don't forget to wear a mask, frostysh. the best axe killers wear masks. otherwise you're doing it wrong. and they have to see the mask BEFORE the axe hits them. otherwise, the surprise is ruined. there's a protocol to these things, you know.
Well, from my experience, the violence in the real life mr fred79, is not as fun as violence in the movies. And I don't think that my self defense will be successful in case of attack, rather I think it will be the last battle of frostysh . But at least I have something, I mean large axe in hands of frostysh it is not a fists of frostysh, which almost useless in such case.
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posted April 16, 2017 10:34 AM

frostysh said:
Well, from my experience, the violence in the real life mr fred79, is not as fun as violence in the movies.


of course not. it's 100 TIMES BETTER. so get yourself a sack mask or make something out of wood to cover your face, and get TO IT. your axe is SCREAMING for bloody attention. i can HEAR it from HERE.

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frostysh
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posted April 16, 2017 10:43 AM

AlHazin said:
The axe still has a 150% damage bonus against flesh beasts like demons and animals, it's main drawback though is that it's a two handed weapon thus you can't use a shield with it. If you have multiple enemies that will sign your death.

You can use a wide panel of ranged weapons, a quick crossbow or a firearm. Still you will suffer a huge melee penalty halfing your damages at each hit. So you better make it rain on tge enemy before he reaches your adjacent tiles.

I suggest you configure the battlefield to 6 sides tiles btw.

Remember, if the intruder is something like a dreadknight or an ancient behemoth you're pretty much going to die, those thins will rape your defense so focus on the amount of damage you can quickly cause. No need to play defensive with them they make it impossible. Learn offense.

If you go for your classical sword + shield then add an amulet of osmosis or something for a fastest hit recovery and make sure the shield is a relic pr something bling bling so that you can quick block.

In Ukraine and generally Eastern Europe they say they still practice magic. Fire magic is handy, burning forests, baking eggs. You can ask a Romanian to teach you necromancy and vampire things for survival.
I am not the bad, so I will not use any necromancy nor vampiric.
Firearm is ok, but I have nothing like that. Anyway, the attackers or robbers is humans too. Despite of their training or nonsense in their brains, they have feelings, such as fear. Of course in case of frostysh standard life situation "alone in the dark" the hell it is more difficult to adjust your emotion than in case if your are in group, but frostysh is familiar with it, so the hell.
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Kipshasz
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posted April 16, 2017 11:03 AM

you should charge them naked and scream about propaganda and hooked nosed bad guys.


And how cute, you worked for 5 hard minutes to make that banner thing . Must be the hardest you worked, right? I have some of those old soviet era "veteran of labour" medals I've been casting for fun out of lead, and selling them to your kind for outrageous prices. I'll set aside you one.

You don't know what satire is mr "hooked nosed bad guys in video games are antisemitic propaganda". "weak rural man". Only in ukraine.

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posted April 16, 2017 01:08 PM

@AlHazin

I disagree, you should be learning some holy magic and first aid, here in Sicily we're littered with shrines all over the roads, and if you ask around our priests are more than available for teaching useful spells.

I'd add, you should invest in a trip to England if you're planning to use a sword, I heard there is a druid up there that can enchant your sword and give it a good +200% against demons and undead, or else you have to go in a keep deep in Cornwall, the one where it is said that a famous rebel ended his days, there is a pool of everlasting blood that will give you a +150% damage against other humans.

If you're in the market for more particular spells, Greece's the place to go, if you find the secret Cabal in Thrace, you can ask to be initiated in their mysteries, eventually getting turned into a woman if you're a man, then, after a pilgrimage to the shrines of the Aegean sea, you'll become a full blown witch, such a change will give you tremendous magical powers, but it will count as a full reset, so be sure of it, since you'll lose all your EXP and bonuses, but you get the power to turn people into swines.

If you're a polearms guy like myself, Jerusalem is the place you need to go, and take a shard of Longinus' spear and fuse it with your own spear, giving it a ludicrous 95% chance to banish any otherworldly entity plus a bonus of +150% damage against the pagans of your religion, however it also gives a -50% damage to people either following your faith or an heretical version of it, you can exploit that by rapidly converting if another religion allows for a quick conversion, but I heard that trying this exploit may strike you with lightning if you abuse it.
It's pretty OP I know.
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Kipshasz
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posted April 16, 2017 01:28 PM

Neraus said:
@AlHazin

I disagree, you should be learning some holy magic and first aid, here in Sicily we're littered with shrines all over the roads, and if you ask around our priests are more than available for teaching useful spells.

I'd add, you should invest in a trip to England if you're planning to use a sword, I heard there is a druid up there that can enchant your sword and give it a good +200% against demons and undead, or else you have to go in a keep deep in Cornwall, the one where it is said that a famous rebel ended his days, there is a pool of everlasting blood that will give you a +150% damage against other humans.

If you're in the market for more particular spells, Greece's the place to go, if you find the secret Cabal in Thrace, you can ask to be initiated in their mysteries, eventually getting turned into a woman if you're a man, then, after a pilgrimage to the shrines of the Aegean sea, you'll become a full blown witch, such a change will give you tremendous magical powers, but it will count as a full reset, so be sure of it, since you'll lose all your EXP and bonuses, but you get the power to turn people into swines.

If you're a polearms guy like myself, Jerusalem is the place you need to go, and take a shard of Longinus' spear and fuse it with your own spear, giving it a ludicrous 95% chance to banish any otherworldly entity plus a bonus of +150% damage against the pagans of your religion, however it also gives a -50% damage to people either following your faith or an heretical version of it, you can exploit that by rapidly converting if another religion allows for a quick conversion, but I heard that trying this exploit may strike you with lightning if you abuse it.
It's pretty OP I know.



But all of that cost money, and with the sums actually needed, he can buy himself a nice apartment in a chruschevka and remove himself from a terrible fate of living in a harsh and unforgiving enviroment that is chernobyl.

The samrt can't handle the cheeki breeki.
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LizardWarrior
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posted April 16, 2017 02:13 PM

AlHazin said:
You can ask a Romanian to teach you necromancy and vampire things for survival.


But that's gonna cost... your soul and the ability to eat garlic spiced food
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posted April 16, 2017 02:18 PM

frostysh said:
frostysh is almost always speaking in the satirical manner, even in the real life .


You know, that might be the main reason why most people have trouble dealing with you.
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AlHazin
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posted April 16, 2017 02:20 PM

Neraus said:
@AlHazin

If you're in the market for more particular spells, Greece's the place to go, if you find the secret Cabal in Thrace, you can ask to be initiated in their mysteries, eventually getting turned into a woman if you're a man, then, after a pilgrimage to the shrines of the Aegean sea, you'll become a full blown witch, such a change will give you tremendous magical powers, but it will count as a full reset, so be sure of it, since you'll lose all your EXP and bonuses, but you get the power to turn people into swines.


And you'll have periods lol Not worth it not worth it at all ^^

As Kip sais the dude can't handle such travel distances and suremy can't afford them, Romania on the other hand is nearby. They are said to master fire magic in Ukraine they got wizards you know.
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posted April 16, 2017 02:26 PM

Galaad said:
frostysh said:
frostysh is almost always speaking in the satirical manner, even in the real life .


You know, that might be the main reason why most people have trouble dealing with you.


and this, boys and girls, is one of the most accurate indicators of trolls: their inability to be sincere. just so you know. mods.

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