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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: WHO WILL WIN
Thread: WHO WILL WIN This thread is 14 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 · «PREV / NEXT»
Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted May 23, 2017 07:12 PM

That's true.
I also didn't factor in the amount of alcohol that you can sustain compared to artu.

That is not to say that artu is a weak drinker, but if he is capable of downing 4 bottles of raw vodka in three minutes, kip in the same time can drink 12 bottles.
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phe
phe


Famous Hero
Life and Freedom
posted May 23, 2017 07:12 PM

I have just learned a terrible truth..
I think Drakon-Deus is a Sith Lord... The one we have been looking for...

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted May 23, 2017 07:31 PM

Hmm, let's see. Artu is a master of reasoning for reasons within reasons and beyond reasons. Creating links between seemingly unlinked things. A master of deception.

But then Kip can't be influenced by that maze of logic that artu spins, when he deploys his C2H5OH shield. No matter how hard artu tries, he can't breach it and instead gets caught up in the ricochets of his attempts.

Kip wins.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Bad-mannered
Legendary Hero
Everywhere and nowhere
posted May 23, 2017 07:47 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 19:50, 23 May 2017.


phe said:
I have just learned a terrible truth..
I think Drakon-Deus is a Sith Lord... The one we have been looking for...



What's wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman and instead you find...a SITH?!

Have you seen my Jedi friend Homer171 by any chance?

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AlHazin
AlHazin


Famous Hero
Tutto è possibile
posted May 23, 2017 07:47 PM

*Pushes artu*

Alright kafir effendi, no stress my Levantine comrade we won't let those infidels win, even though I believe in God and thus can't believe in you we are both oriental delights who have to sustain each other by causing people diabetes.

Hit that blond boy, hit him! Archu wins, you fools.
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A felt change of consciousness - Markkur

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phe
phe


Famous Hero
Life and Freedom
posted May 23, 2017 07:56 PM
Edited by phe at 20:08, 23 May 2017.

Drakon-Deus said:

phe said:
I have just learned a terrible truth..
I think Drakon-Deus is a Sith Lord... The one we have been looking for...



What's wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman and instead you find...a SITH?!

Have you seen my Jedi friend Homer171 by any chance?

Sith Lord on HC, Jedi Homer disappered...very strange...

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Galaad
Galaad


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Forge activist
posted May 23, 2017 08:01 PM

Hey guys please don't offtopic-spam the thread please, thanks!
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted May 23, 2017 08:21 PM

Artu starts a reasonable argument but kip is highly resistant to the words floating around him. He shakes them off, walks straight up to artu and punches him in the face.

Kip wins.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted May 23, 2017 08:43 PM

Kip wins.. He isn't mute, but also stronger than Artu, and Artu has mental problem about marihuana in sometimes year ago. Yes hard word to Artu, but it's reason than a long theoretical snow. Kip go to! I'm sorry about cruel contest

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
posted May 23, 2017 09:18 PM

Artu is like a monk from tibet, completely focussed untill he needs to do what is desired.

Meanwhile kipshaz is weary from pillaging and plundering and furious duscussions with Alhazin.

So against all odds, Artu wins this one

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Galaad
Galaad


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Forge activist
posted May 23, 2017 09:50 PM
Edited by Galaad at 22:03, 23 May 2017.

Kip tries to hit Artu, Kip misses Artu, because Artu dodged. Artu then hits Kip. Kip insults Artu, Artu replies back and completely destroys Kip verbally. In a last desperate attempt, Kip tries to punch Artu again but went K.O before his fist could land anywhere. Sorry Kip, I know you're not a weakling, but Artu is just that strong.

Artu wins.
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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Mickey cult member
posted May 23, 2017 11:26 PM

Kip

they had a drinking contest and guess who one that

yes Kip one the drinking part for sure but atleast artu held up the talk about Confucius and stuff.


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Dies_Irae
Dies_Irae


Supreme Hero
with fabulous eyes
posted May 24, 2017 09:38 AM
Edited by Dies_Irae at 09:40, 24 May 2017.

Artu is in tune with the Surrealists, as proven by his avatar. Nobody messes with Dalì and his bros Magritte, Ernst etc. Despite Kip's claim of being a god, Surrealism is a power able to bend time, space and above all, REALITY. This causes Kip to get stuck in a pocket universe of melting clocks, monstrous figures, abstract forms and endless plains of nothingness.

Artu wins.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 24, 2017 03:36 PM

so far this has been sooo entertaining to read.
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PandaTar
PandaTar


Promising
Supreme Hero
Celestial Heavens Mascot
posted May 24, 2017 03:50 PM

Kip, me thinks, because a fatal well-aimed slap-on-dah-face wins any argument. Specially if followed by some old ritualistic mating dance which words cannot properly describe without causing severe ever-lasting psychological traumas. You monster.
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 24, 2017 07:36 PM

Kipshasz said:
so far this has been sooo entertaining to read.

So far, so good, blondie.
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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted May 25, 2017 12:22 AM

Last call for votes!!
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted May 25, 2017 06:33 PM

I guess I'll cast my vote for Artu, but I really don't know, but he seems like the underdog in this one.

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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted May 26, 2017 05:44 AM
Edited by Corribus at 05:47, 26 May 2017.

Welp, I think that's it. Kip had Artu for breakfast.

KIP WINS
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 26, 2017 07:28 AM
Edited by Kipshasz at 16:01, 02 Jun 2017.

Another kebab successfully removed from premises.




So, I have to announce the new round right?


Ok... How about...
EnergyZ VS Frostymuaddib


Since none of you posted an awesome enough answer, I'd do it myself.

Both combatants have had sufficient Janissary training before hand, this is going to be a spectacular fight. Sabers clash as neither opponent gives in, and the fight is going to yield, and proclaim that theirs is better with every blow. As soon as #TrueFrosty starts to show signs of weakness, and EnergyZ is about to finish him with the antifa uber combo move, the support group of serbian bards begin to play the hymn of strength and #TrueFrosty is revitalised and has gained the both second and third winds. With an unstopabble barrage of saber slashes as well as a tank formation charging in #TrueFrosty removes the croatian christian nazi EnergyZ. Not everything makes sense, yes, but that's how it goes in the lands of the best slavs, the yugoslavs.


The man who is going to Make Yugoslavia Great Again... FrostyMuaddib! Get going, and make Bros Tito proud.


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The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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