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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Your Imaginary Inventions for the Future
Thread: Your Imaginary Inventions for the Future
artu
artu


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Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 03, 2017 01:52 AM

Your Imaginary Inventions for the Future

Here, you will come up with inventions that will make the life of your grand children better, easier and more productive. There aren't any strict rules except that your inventions must be loosely based on technology even if that technology is on sci-fi territory yet, that is, no obviously magical stuff, explain how your invention works. And please, no cliches such as flying cars or teleporting.  Here I go with the first one:

- Genetically engineered pets that only defecate by farting: The advanced bowels of these little fellas designed by the bio-industrial science facilities are strong enough to turn any dump into gas form before letting it out. No more litter boxes, no more smelly accidents, no more night walks for the doggy. The only thing you need to do after feeding your buddy is to open the window for a few minutes if you have a sensitive nose.
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Celfious
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The highest shadow.
posted May 03, 2017 06:10 AM

artu said:

- Genetically engineered pets that only defecate by farting: The advanced bowels of these little fellas designed by the bio-industrial science facilities are strong enough to turn any dump into gas form before letting it out. No more litter boxes, no more smelly accidents, no more night walks for the doggy. The only thing you need to do after feeding your buddy is to open the window for a few minutes if you have a sensitive nose.
I recently for some reason pondered demolition man with Sylvester Stallone,  and the 3 shells. I wondered if the future people used the bathroom with air but even here I don't know why they would need 3 shells.
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Celfious
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The highest shadow.
posted May 03, 2017 06:24 AM

beverage clouds... raining dairy, juice, and I'm upscale neighborhood carbonated...

malt liquor in the slums. 2160 am I right?
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted May 03, 2017 06:46 AM

A fast and easy way to mow down hordes of roting antifa... Oh wait. It's already invented. and it's called the machinegun.

and before you say something, they showed that it's ok to use violence against your opposition. just sayin.


My invvention actually would be a means of transportation which uses renewable power, that actually is useful and practical.
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Salamandre
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Wog refugee
posted May 03, 2017 09:41 AM

The natural sleeping pill.

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 03, 2017 09:52 AM

A really strong weed can be called a natural sleeping pill I guess but I dont know if it would help in your condition.
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Maurice
Maurice

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posted May 03, 2017 10:05 AM

Chips integrated in your body for multiple purposes:
- ID / passport stuff;
- Payment option (no more debit / credit cards);
- Continuous medical evaluation of the owner's physical condition.
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 03, 2017 10:23 AM
Edited by artu at 10:24, 03 May 2017.

I think chips that can be integrated in your body and are capable of carrying ID data are already a thing, it wouldn't even be considered advanced technology at this point. But it's not a common thing, since most people dislike the idea because of obvious anti-authoritarian reasons.
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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted May 03, 2017 10:41 AM

I know they exist, but their application is still very scarce. I think they will eventually become a common thing, with much more integrated functionality than they have now.
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