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Herry
Herry


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100% Devil
posted May 07, 2017 02:33 PM

Dedicated to fred

Upon us you left a mark
Lit our community after it was dark
You'd burrowed in them forums like an aardvark
You brought a cute lil' dog, he would bite and bark
You'd get up early and spam, and I'd say "Oooh what a lark"
A tap-dancing mutant zombie whose profile page I would bookmark
An entertainer whose excitement was so stark

You will be missed, freddy dearest.

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Alas, once upon a day, he broke the profanity barrier
Swiftly, the mods judged him for his error.
Penalized, Fred unleashed his fervor
"Unfair, unfair" he sang, for it was only petty blabber,
At the time he didn't know better,
then why make him face such terror?

"Unfair, unfair", he sang once more.
The punishers grew tired as their ears became sore.
They wanted to hear his complaints nevermore
Thus they called for silence for evermore
Infuriated, he quit the place he'd now abhor

You will be missed, freddy dearest

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Thou shalt be be missed, Fred O dearest.
After leaving the community thou lovest.
For thy freedom of speech, thou payest.
Mods, ye hast caused the banishing of the best.
for the backlash your actions brought upon us is the worst!
Indeed, for our community's discontent is clearest,
for if we compare now and then, the present is the dullest!
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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Initiate
posted May 08, 2017 10:07 AM

That is pretty well made. How long did it take you to get together? I don't think I could have made something like that.

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artu
artu


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Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 08, 2017 10:30 AM

Yeah, it's pretty smooth for something written for fun. Herry is growing up.
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NoobX
NoobX


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posted May 08, 2017 10:41 AM

Can't believe this is the guy who went full Jihad on my thread all those years ago.  I'm impressed
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Herry
Herry


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100% Devil
posted May 08, 2017 11:13 AM
Edited by Herry at 11:24, 08 May 2017.

@Ohfor: About 20-30 minutes. The tough part was choosing which word the others would rhyme with. Other than that, it's organized like an ordinary story would be, but in a more poetic approach.

Glad you guys like it
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fred79
fred79


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SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted April 18, 2018 05:21 AM

since this thread is dedicated to me, i thought it an appropriate thread to post something that i want saved(which is currently in the vw):

fred79 said:
artu said:
Okay, let me elaborate. You did say people needed training, that is not what I mean by the "swell" thing. What I mean is that you still want all kind of weapons to be available just like it is now, nobody else (American) in that thread said they support that. So, what you think of as missing the essence is actually people telling you no matter how much training you give, there is still no sense in having military grade assault rifles. Remove the words "military grade assault rifle" and insert "biochemical bomb." Biochemical bombs dont kill people, people do. If some terrorist has it, we should too, so we can protect ourself against such criminals, of course people should be trained to use them properly, they should know it is a responsibility to own biochemical bombs etc... Would this make sense to you?


"swell" in america, means "great", man. meaning, "no reason to change". not sure if it means something else in turkey.

"i still want all kinds of weapons"... we don't have access to all kinds of weapons. we have access to revolvers, pistols, rifles, shotguns, and semi-automatic rifles. for everything past that, we need a class-3 weapons license. actual "assault rifles"(a favorite phrase of the left to describe semi-auto rifles) are anywhere from 3rd-burst to full auto, which is what the military has. you need a class-3 weapons license to own one, and there's a $200 tax to get one, AFTER an fbi/atf background check.
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so, to state clearly, i think what we can own now, is fine. THAT is what i think is fine. BUT i also think that idiots and the mentally ill SHOULDN'T have one period(just like i don't think they should be allowed to procreate, OR have a soapbox to express themselves); and i think people should have to take a test and receive training beforehand, IF they even get one, period. i believe in the 2nd amendment, but what i DON'T believe is arming morons or the mentally ill.

"military grade assault rifles"... see above. if you from the left, knew more about guns, you wouldn't be using these ridiculously loaded and provocative phrases to describe a semi-automatic rifle(you're describing the military version of the rifle, and NOT the civilian version of the rifle). it is BECAUSE the left use these phrases, that the RIGHT believe:

a. the left are ignorant or lying, regarding firearms.

b. the left use these phrases because they are afraid of guns(possibly due to being largely ignorant about them, and the issues surrounding mass shootings in general), and want them taken from law-abiding civilians. because, why ELSE would a group use such loaded and provocative phrases, if they WEREN'T trying to lie(or were just completely ignorant regarding the issue) to people in order to push their anti-gun agenda? and why else would they be attempting to punish law-abiding citizens who own guns, when only a small percentage of people are committing these crimes?

now, read a and b again. knowing your opponent, is how you learn both sides of the issue. if you are a reasonable person, you can see why someone would be led to believe both a AND b, based on the left continually:

1. using the phrase "assault rifle" to describe something that ISN'T an assault rifle.

2. continually pointing towards an inanimate object being the source of an issue, instead of the willful HUMAN element wielding said object.

3. pushing for stronger laws, based on 1 and 2.


do you see why such left-thinking(and actions based on that misguided thinking) is WHY law-abiding gun owners THINK the way they do?



as for your "bomb" argument, where does it end on the other spectrum? knives? is that really a good direction to be going in? especially being, that criminals would be able to get guns regardless of law, just like they do now, and just like how illegal drugs are gotten now?

the problem(s) with the left, is that they have no understanding of the objects they so despise. they have no grip on what needs done, to solve the mass-shooting issue. and, they have no understanding of what they're even dealing with; regarding everything surrounding the issue in the u.s.  at ALL. at ALL, artu.

take the florida shooting, for example. some of the kids that spoke out about guns, are kids that actually BULLIED THE SHOOTER. they ADMITTED TO IT.

and have you heard ANY of the left, pointing THAT out? nope. not on the news, certainly. and WHY? because the news is a CONTROLLED MEDIUM. it used to be just TWO companies that controlled all media in the states. and now, one of those companies is supposedly buying the other out. you can understand, i think, that even now, with TWO companies running ALL media and yammering on and on about gun violence and how SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE TO STOP IT(but again, erroneously going about it absolutely the wrong way), that THAT particular voice would be TWICE as bad, if only ONE entity were controlling all media in the u.s.

now, just WHY would such a vastly controlled medium, that has pushed the same rotten government and corporate agendas for years like it was candy, and not poison, to the masses, be SO hell-bent on focusing on diminishing gun rights and/or outright attempting to REMOVE firearms from the populace at large?

DESPITE the fact, that everything they try, is for NAUGHT. there is something like 500,000,000 firearms in the u.s., atm. just HOW do you, or the left, PROPOSE to stop ANY of those 500,000,000 firearms from being used for an illegal or harmful purpose? it is not logically OR logistically possible, to REMOVE WHAT ALREADY EXISTS. any laws submitted to try and HALT that, is sheer stupidity, no matter what.

ANY anti-gun sentiment LOSES on this issue, no matter what(even my own, with how i think guns should be more regulated). you cannot STOP people from owning ANY firearms, period. NO ONE can solve this issue by attempting to stop what is PREVALENT in our culture, and what could be gotten ILLEGALLY anyway.

the ONLY way you can stop this issue, is to stop what's causing it.

the school shootings? try looking at the bullies. school kids are snows; they were when I was in school, which is one of the reasons why i ended up leaving and not graduating.

as for the adults shooting lots of people? well, you can't stop that. the only thing you can do there, is increase security everywhere. which they will. just like with the "taking off your shoes before you board a plane because there was once a bomb in a shoe".

and that's not even mentioning, the MEDIA COVERAGE of these events. they turn these shooters into CELEBRITIES. like they didn't learn that was a bad thing, when covering serial killers in the 80's. all of a sudden, they forget a vital lesson? just to PROMOTE gun violence by making shooters celebrities, so that they can have more ammunition for their ANTI-GUN AGENDA?

the media factors HUGE into these things, man. and so does the internet. both promise INSTANT STARDOM to a would-be shooter; who would otherwise likely live an unknown existence where they're just PUSHED AROUND AND ALIENATED BY EVERYONE IN SOCIETY ANYWAY. just like in school. i mean, forget the mass shooting stats. take a gander at the SUICIDE stats, and you'll see what the underlying issue is. people everywhere are largely UNHAPPY, man. and who can blame them? life in our societies are RIGGED, man. the least significant will ALWAYS LOSE until things change for the better. and by "better", i don't mean removing something to EXPRESS that deep-rooted human issue, regarding human existence in society today.

things are FUBAR, man. not just in the states, but nearly everywhere. --->overpopulation<---, internet sociology, inhumanity to man, and technology are taking their toll on us; not just the rest of the natural world.

most of your(and the left's) focus is on an inanimate object, artu. neither you, NOR most of the left-leaning, is focusing on the ENTIRE PICTURE.

not saying the entire right is, either. but I   AM.



btw, thanks, herry.

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


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Prince of Poetry
posted April 18, 2018 07:51 AM

QP awarded to Jihad Harry for his poetic beauty. Congrats 100% devil, you've earned it.

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Herry
Herry


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100% Devil
posted April 18, 2018 08:46 AM

Blizzardboy said:
Congrats 100% devil, you've earned it.

I'd like you to know that I'm only 100% devil because my custom status is stuck. I can't even delete it. Well, not that I'd like it deleted anyway. Would be nice to change it, but I'm too lazy to get 6 QPs, so I'm fine with it.
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Blizzardboy
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Prince of Poetry
posted April 18, 2018 10:36 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 11:01, 18 Apr 2018.

Now that you have replaced One Thousand and One Nights as the newest classic, we will Disney-fy your work and sell it to small children. Please sign below so that we can get started.
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted April 18, 2018 03:11 PM

Surprisingly good.
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Herry
Herry


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posted April 18, 2018 03:17 PM

Do you guys realize that this was necro'd, though?
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fred79
fred79


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SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted April 18, 2018 03:40 PM

Herry said:
Do you guys realize that this was necro'd, though?


my powers of necromancy are subtle.

that is a nice poem, despite it's subject matter.

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Herry
Herry


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posted April 18, 2018 04:11 PM

fred79 said:
Herry said:
Do you guys realize that this was necro'd, though?


my powers of necromancy are subtle.

that is a nice poem, despite it's subject matter.


I can't even look at it. The powers of embarrassment are too strong.
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fred79
fred79


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SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted April 18, 2018 07:42 PM

screw the past. live in the now.

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fred79
fred79


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SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 02, 2018 11:53 PM

i'm docking the "jolly roger" in these waters! this cove'll serve us well, smee!

are there any present who wishes to join our dastardly crew?

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tSar-Ivor
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Soli deo gloria
posted May 03, 2018 01:06 AM

Quote:
i'm docking the "jolly roger" in these waters! this cove'll serve us well, smee!


lovely/
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Drakon-Deus
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Everywhere and nowhere
posted May 04, 2018 10:29 PM

I've sailed the wild Atlantic crossed the broad Pacific Shore,
I've sailed around the stormy Capes and heard the Forties roar,
I've flied the Indian Ocean I've sailed the China Sea,
But there's a sea back home in Scotland more than all the rest to me.


It's the blue blue blue sea of Ibrox (sea of Ibrox),
It's the greatest sight that I have ever seen (ever seen),
It's the blue blue blue sea of Ibrox (sea of Ibrox),
And it's part of every Rangers player's dream.

No more I'll sail the Seven Seas no more I'll ever roam,
No more I'll feel the urge again I'm back where I belong,
At three o'clock each Saturday I'll join the mighty throng,
With flags and banners all around I'll proudly sing this song.


It's the blue blue blue sea of Ibrox (sea of Ibrox),
It's the greatest sight that I have ever seen (ever seen),
It's the blue blue blue sea of Ibrox (sea of Ibrox),
And it's part of every Rangers player's dream.

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tSar-Ivor
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Soli deo gloria
posted May 04, 2018 10:31 PM

His body is made out of swords,
His blood of steel and his heart of glass
He survived through countless battles
Not even once retreating
Not even once being understood
He was always alone
Intoxicated with victory in a hill of swords
Thus, his life has no meaning
That body, was certainly made out of swords.

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Neraus
Neraus


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posted May 04, 2018 10:58 PM
Edited by Neraus at 22:59, 04 May 2018.

So as I pray, UNLIMITED BLADEWORKS!

Sorry, couldn't resist that.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Everywhere and nowhere
posted May 19, 2018 10:31 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 22:36, 19 May 2018.

Moscow does not believe in tears

Everything didn't work out instantly
Moscow was not built in a day

Moscow did not believe in tears
But believed in love

Covered in snow
Hibernating foliage
Will find the path to warmth and saplings to land

Alexandra, Alexandra
The city is ours together

We became its destiny
Take a look at its face

Regardless of what happened before
It will alleviate all your sorrows

And that's how it became for us
An engagement to the Garden Ring



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