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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Dedicated to fred
Thread: Dedicated to fred This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV
fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 26, 2018 04:31 AM
Edited by fred79 at 04:33, 26 May 2018.

well boys, it looks like we're not going to be able to pillage this boat! but no matter!

*makes his way to the captain's quarters and grabs the maps and other paperwork, all in a handful of seconds*

we'll track these vermin back to their port of call, and decimate their homeland! now that they are defenseless, there will be easy pickings!

HAW HAW HAW!

BACK TO THE JOLLY ROGER, LADS! WE'VE GOT TO PREPARE FOR OUR JOURNEY!


*the crew cheers as they make an expedient retreat from the doomed ship*

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted May 26, 2018 02:03 PM

"But, Cap'n, didn't you promise us a pissing contest? Wouldn't this be the best opportunity? The one who manages to finish it closest to the gunpowder would get an extra share!"

*grumpily goes back to work and hoists the Jolly Roger, then climbs back into the crows nest*

In the mean time, the vessel behind us explodes in a huge ball of flame, sending wooden debris and shrapnel allover the place.

*Picks out his looking glass and spies the horizon for sails, lands and potential brothel windows to peer through*

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Quién Sabe?
posted May 28, 2018 10:34 PM

In the meantime, some fun trivia.

Smee had pleasant names for everything, and his cutlass was Johnny Corkscrew, because he wriggled it in the wound. One could mention many lovable traits in Smee. For instance, after killing, it was his spectacles he wiped instead of his weapon.

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 29, 2018 12:33 AM

they're trying to pit us against each other, smee. THOSE BLEEDING, GUTLESS CODFISH!

you know what we're going to have to do, don't you, smee?


you aim, and i'll pull the trigger.


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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Quién Sabe?
posted May 29, 2018 04:13 AM

It must be the Pan behind this farce, captain. Or that Ruuuuufioooooo...


Ready sir! *takes aim*


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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 29, 2018 05:55 AM

*pulls trigger*

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 02, 2018 03:18 PM

smee, we may have an enemy pirate in our midst...

ready the crew and the ship. also, be kind and fetch me my meathook for battle...



now, blizz...

*looks down at a dirty, skeletal figure*

would you be so kind as to marinate...

*takes a casual piss on blizz, who's still in the brig*

...for a while, why i ruminate... *ahhhhh*  ...and consider the possibility of you getting a roommate in the near future, squirrel-boy?

*shakes off, tucks away, and stalks off; gripping hook behind back*

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Quién Sabe?
posted July 02, 2018 03:37 PM

Aye aye sir!

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