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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: The Gryphs and Neraus Love Thread
Thread: The Gryphs and Neraus Love Thread
NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
~Knowledge is power~
posted May 19, 2017 10:00 PM

The Gryphs and Neraus Love Thread

Well, my Sicilian brother in... being human, I guess, time to make your move.

*pushes Neraus into Gryphs*
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted May 19, 2017 10:10 PM

NoobX said:

*pushes Neraus into Gryphs*


Watch out, that is how babies are made! Btw. haven't both Gryphs and Neraus seemed suspiciously absent ever since their big announcement?
Makes you wonder what is going on in Sicily right now... do I hear chain cuffs and prayers?

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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted May 19, 2017 11:01 PM

OhforfSake said:
do I hear chain cuffs and prayers?


Only prayers right now, she hasn't actually showed up yet, neither did she answer my passionate declaration...

But I guess, Gryphs if you're reading this... Uhhh... You're pretty cool, I can excuse you if you're a pagan, or an heretic or something else... I won't smother you with incense and holy water?
I meant, do you have plans for Saturday night? I can take you to a nice place along the coast if you like, we can kill Saracens together... I meant, kill time together, yes, that's what I meant.
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Wait, where is my clever punchline?

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verriker
verriker


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Legendary Hero
Erwin Loses A Kidney
posted May 19, 2017 11:10 PM

Gryphs freedom fighter because she is always fighting for a bit of freedom from all these horny stalker blokes on the Internet forum lol
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Gryphs
Gryphs


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The Clever Title
posted May 19, 2017 11:15 PM

Oh, Neraus you know you can smother me with incense any day.
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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted May 19, 2017 11:31 PM

Then it's settled, I'll incense you up so much, that you shall be known as the holiest creation of the Lord, I'll make you so hallowed, that the 31st of October shall be known as Gryphs day.

That's going to cost a fortune though... but for you, I'm going to give up the golden roofing of my private sanctuary in my private island off the coast. Maybe I'm going to give up the golden trims of the doors too, not the goblets though, the Pope would excommunicate me if I did.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 19, 2017 11:40 PM

Neraus said:
not the goblets though, the Pope would excommunicate me if I did.


Meh, guess you don't really love her.
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phe
phe


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Life and Freedom
posted May 20, 2017 07:46 AM
Edited by phe at 08:51, 20 May 2017.

These Saracens are currently crowding around Sicily in theit boats...now when merciless duet of Neraus(as undead knight) and Gryphs(succumbus) cooperate noone will be saved...
Deus Vult!

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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted May 20, 2017 10:20 AM

Succumbus

This is going to be an interesting meeting. Who wants some popcorn?
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NoobX
NoobX


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~Knowledge is power~
posted May 20, 2017 10:46 AM
Edited by NoobX at 10:46, 20 May 2017.

This is not how I imagined it
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Neraus
Neraus


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Emperor of the Bromans
posted May 20, 2017 02:12 PM

I know, it's a thousand times better!

@Galaad

I guess I can make arrangements with some cardinals to influence the Pope... Of course, also to have a new Pope that is going to sanctify this union.
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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Initiate
posted June 20, 2017 11:49 AM

To ensure a happy couple, I urge you, Neraus & Gryphs, to immediately seek out Mvass' council. With the power of his theory of the pillars he shall ensure the happiness you two so deserve.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted June 20, 2017 12:10 PM

Elvin said:
Who wants some popcorn?


Me, half salt half sugar with a Darth Vader figurine pls.
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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted June 20, 2017 12:15 PM
Edited by Neraus at 12:15, 20 Jun 2017.

@forfy
That was enlightening.

...

I'm confused though, am I supposed to fall unto her or just make a list of my virtues?
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 22, 2017 03:14 PM

Neraus is a little boy so dick, and Gryphs has p. Love is a love! I know when my ex-GF was been my thumb cleft size. Wake up your cock, but kiss was been nice, and better

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