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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: One small step for Elvin
Thread: One small step for Elvin
Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted July 16, 2017 09:06 PM

One small step for Elvin

Today I climbed to the top of a rocky island about 30-40m length and 5-6 meters high, cut a caper branch I found at the top and carried it back to the shore as proof of my conquest. This island shall hereby be known as Elvinia.

I also visited a seaside cave that was featured in an old Greek porno, as a friend was was happy to inform us. I was moved. The honour was too much.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted July 16, 2017 09:26 PM

seems you attained quite the enlightenment.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted July 16, 2017 09:38 PM

Mankind will greatly benefit from this knowledge.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted July 17, 2017 10:09 AM

Okay I confess. I did not perform a leap of faith from the top of the rocky island. What does that make me Al Hazin? Faithless? An infidel? A wuss?
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AlHazin
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posted July 17, 2017 12:04 PM

Elvin said:
A wuss?


A puss. A total coward. I is ashamfull of you.

More seriously feeling faith just because you reach a high point or a mountain is a bit of fantasy. God is everywhere, you don't need to get physically high to get closer to Him. Usually if you feel Him on mountains you can feel Him at sea level as well.
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artu
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posted July 17, 2017 05:40 PM
Edited by artu at 17:48, 17 Jul 2017.

AlHazin said:
Feeling faith just because you reach a high point or a mountain is a bit of fantasy.

Opposed to feeling faith in general?

Although, I must admit "we are closer to him than his jugular vein" is classy poetry, the only verse in Quran that really impressed me in literary terms.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted July 17, 2017 08:42 PM

AlHazin said:
God is everywhere, you don't need to get physically high to get closer to Him.

I wasn't looking for God up there. I'd heard there was caper on the top

No actually, I have a habit of setting goals when I'm in a new place. To reach a nearby island, to climb a rock, to reach a cave.
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Blizzardboy
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posted July 18, 2017 12:39 AM

Elvin said:
Today I climbed to the top of a rocky island about 30-40m length and 5-6 meters high, cut a caper branch I found at the top and carried it back to the shore as proof of my conquest. This island shall hereby be known as Elvinia.

I also visited a seaside cave that was featured in an old Greek porno, as a friend was was happy to inform us. I was moved. The honour was too much.


Congratulations. We are very proud of you.

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fred79
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posted July 18, 2017 01:32 AM

Elvin said:
I have a habit of setting goals when I'm in a new place. To reach a nearby island, to climb a rock, to reach a cave.


you should go to a new bar and punch a stranger in the face. then you can try out your ninjitsu moves on them. try a biker bar, if you want the full experience; the only TRUE way to test your skills as a ninja. because if you try this in a primarily black club, you're just going to get shot. and you can't ninjitsu bullets. believe me, i've tried.

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Blizzardboy
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posted July 18, 2017 02:06 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 02:20, 18 Jul 2017.

South central Chicago. Most awesome place in the world. Never have to worry about retirement.

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Elvin
Elvin


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posted July 18, 2017 05:18 AM
Edited by Elvin at 05:20, 18 Jul 2017.

Blizzardboy said:
Congratulations. We are very proud of you.

*Pets bliz and gives him a couple of nuts*

fred79 said:
you should go to a new bar and punch a stranger in the face. then you can try out your ninjitsu moves on them. try a biker bar, if you want the full experience; the only TRUE way to test your skills as a ninja. because if you try this in a primarily black club, you're just going to get shot. and you can't ninjitsu bullets. believe me, i've tried.

I would but aikido philosophy insists that I do not initiate aggression. The old founder would piss himself laughing be disappointed in me.

Unless I taunt them first..? Hey bliz, where can I find a starter biker bar? One with 4-6 bikers before I move on to more difficult challenges.
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fred79
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posted July 18, 2017 05:26 AM

Elvin said:
Hey bliz, where can I find a starter biker bar? One with 4-6 bikers before I move on to more difficult challenges.


well, if you want to start out small, you could always hit the elementary school. they have smaller bikers there. from what i understand, the bikes don't even have motors, so the whole thing's much less menacing. you should be ok, unless you hit up a primarily latino elementary school. then you're just going to end up getting cut.

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Blizzardboy
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posted July 18, 2017 06:01 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 06:05, 18 Jul 2017.

Elvin said:
Blizzardboy said:
Congratulations. We are very proud of you.

*Pets bliz and gives him a couple of nuts*

fred79 said:
you should go to a new bar and punch a stranger in the face. then you can try out your ninjitsu moves on them. try a biker bar, if you want the full experience; the only TRUE way to test your skills as a ninja. because if you try this in a primarily black club, you're just going to get shot. and you can't ninjitsu bullets. believe me, i've tried.

I would but aikido philosophy insists that I do not initiate aggression. The old founder would piss himself laughing be disappointed in me.

Unless I taunt them first..? Hey bliz, where can I find a starter biker bar? One with 4-6 bikers before I move on to more difficult challenges.


Or I could just take you to a bar, and give you a friendly pat on the back as you walk in whilst actually slapping a "I hate ******s" sign on your back.

I'm pretty sure doing the taunting yourself counts as aggression.

You would have my 100% platonic support from the parking lot.

I can direct you to said biker bar.

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Elvin
Elvin


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posted July 18, 2017 08:27 AM

Blizzardboy said:
Or I could just take you to a bar, and give you a friendly pat on the back as you walk in whilst actually slapping a "I hate ******s" sign on your back.

I'm pretty sure doing the taunting yourself counts as aggression.

But the sticker doesn't. Brilliant!

I'll probably need some platonic support after I get beat up by the whole gang. Not saying it will happen but not saying that it won't.
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Galaad
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posted July 19, 2017 09:13 AM

Hurray.
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