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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Life Goals
Thread: Life Goals
Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted August 08, 2017 10:52 AM

Life Goals

1) To have a staring contest with Corribus and be the last man to blink.

2) Bring back pan and Iris!

3) Prevent the inevitable turning of Galaad and his crusade that will claim the lives of many Ashanites.

4) Be as awesome as kip would have wanted.

5) To still be here when Azadrius and baklava return, no matter how many years it takes.

6) Bring back bliz from his inactivity, for one last epic duel session.

7) Collect and watch the beautiful jellyfish in an aquarium with Corribus. Then dump my politicians in there and provide popcorn for everyone.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted August 08, 2017 11:40 AM

I would cross out number 2, 'cause not even 30000 spartans would be enough to counter Galaad.
Unless you dress up in kraut WW2 military gear and use an MG-42.
That's his cryptonite.
Whoops...
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted August 08, 2017 11:46 AM

Number 3, you mean?
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted August 08, 2017 12:05 PM

I have a plan about that. Challenge him for the leadership of his forces in a hand-to-hand duel. He can't refuse, there is only the matter of taking him down. And what to do about those forces afterwards..
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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted August 08, 2017 02:15 PM

Elvin said:
1) To have a staring contest with Corribus and be the last man to blink.

Good luck with that!
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Legendary Hero
Live today for we die tomorrow
posted August 08, 2017 03:03 PM

Just prod him in the eye...simple.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted August 08, 2017 03:35 PM

tSar-Ivor said:
Just prod him in the eye...simple.

Elvin dreads even the slightless possibility of being trapped in Cor's punishment room. Compared to that, the punishment that Pan put him through is harmless fraternity hazing.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Legendary Hero
Live today for we die tomorrow
posted August 08, 2017 03:38 PM

A true man is not afraid of punishment, without dread he will shove his schlong into the terror's eyes and subdue the beast to his indomitable will or perish in the attempt.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness" Jenny.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted August 08, 2017 03:46 PM

Cor's torture fun house is the one thing all men dread.
We currently sacrifice a hundred nooblings to it daily.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted August 08, 2017 04:21 PM

Poking is a shortcut, there is no glory in this. I want an epic showdown of intense willpower.
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verriker
verriker


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Jonny Come Sometime
posted August 08, 2017 04:32 PM

my life goals are to get the packet of crisps down Waitrose, find an excuse to have that bloke who stinks up the office fired or wash himself and lead an ill-fated expedition to China to defeat erwin, which will be a movie where I am conveniently the last survivor played by Russell Crowe, Cevin Costner and Tom Cruise to become the magical white savior of China who masters their culture better than they do and knocks erwin down his peg or two cheers lol
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted August 08, 2017 07:33 PM

My life goals are still harder.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted August 08, 2017 08:16 PM

Verriker is in the cloud, when she smokes weed, it calls cloud, and drunkard drink alcohol, it calls drunk. Cloud who smoked weed, he laughs lol

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