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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition
Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition This thread is 23 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 ... 19 20 21 22 23 · «PREV / NEXT»
Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted December 14, 2017 04:42 PM

You can't properly lick and lol at the same time.

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AlHazin
AlHazin


Promising
Supreme Hero
Tutto Ť possibile
posted December 14, 2017 05:10 PM

Ghost, I declare as haram your very existence. Thereís now a fatwa against you, try hiding at Santaís house or something itís near you anyway.
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"Poetry is a felt change of consciousness" - Markkur
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted December 14, 2017 05:26 PM

AlHazin said:
Ghost, I declare as haram your very existence. Thereís now a fatwa against you, try hiding at Santaís house or something itís near you anyway.


Core rule number 1:

Do not bleep with Finns.

Comrade mustache had to learn that the hard way.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted December 14, 2017 05:33 PM

AlHazin, yeah I eat pork. Before the Islam time, your people eaten meat and blood by culture. About the same race in Middle East, and older religion Jews never eaten pork nor blood. Now you can eat it without problem



Babylonian meal

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AlHazin
AlHazin


Promising
Supreme Hero
Tutto Ť possibile
posted December 14, 2017 05:36 PM

Hah, Iíll use a Finn against a Finn.

This is Homer converted:


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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted December 14, 2017 05:51 PM

Sunni mosque may build in Helsinki, Finland

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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted December 14, 2017 08:19 PM

Ghost said:
Galaad said:
What, Gryphs with Verriker?


Would you want to join them? Gryphs is inexperienced


So you were the one who took her away...

That's it! I'll embrace my inner kebab for a brief period until I rescue Gryphs through the power of jihad!

Wait, why am I talking about jihad instead of a GLORIOUS CRUSADE!?

AlHazin, help me defeat the heathen!

Wait, why am I asking the infidel now?

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I blame Arminius.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted December 15, 2017 04:51 PM

I got zucced now for 30 days.


This time I pissed off some ukrainians with a run down of their history starting with Kievan Rus and ending with maidan.


Won't crappost here, since getting Corribused is way worse than what that beta zucc can dish out.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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AlHazin
AlHazin


Promising
Supreme Hero
Tutto Ť possibile
posted December 15, 2017 05:46 PM

An infidel calling me an infidel, I have lived to see that.

You finally came up to you senses, weíll take a step at the Holy Land, I have something to check out out there.
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"Poetry is a felt change of consciousness" - Markkur
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted December 23, 2017 07:55 PM

When I have a diplomacy, I never combat against monster, and take a resources but I search for the same race (join them!), and I combat with artifacts, I also join to efreets, and dragons for armaggedon hero. Why allied AI combat monsters, and lost them! If I play for experience points. AI never lost about monster. Hard to understand that I has very powerful heroes. I never played 8 heroes but two heroes. Video could shows how is beauty strategy! So then watcher wonder at AI does "suicide". Diplomacy is very powerful, and hard playing against players. Scouting helps also much by very fast. Now I play with cove. Second hero is very powerful without taking experience. Unbalanced!

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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted December 27, 2017 05:04 AM
Edited by artu at 05:16, 27 Dec 2017.

This probably wont have the same effect when you hadnt concentrated from the beginning but times are fast, so scroll to 7:20 for a camera trick with spirit.
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An unknown king, and mature pussy becomes known - Ghost

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted December 27, 2017 08:02 AM

Kipshasz said:
I got zucced now for 30 days.


This time I pissed off some ukrainians with a run down of their history starting with Kievan Rus and ending with maidan.

Zucced History is a touchy subject, isn't it?

But you wished them a merry Christmas right?
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"It's amazing somebody didn't see him in the parking lot and just immediately drive over him multiple times on the spot in an act of spontaneous compassion and heroism."
-Blizzardboy

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted December 27, 2017 11:30 AM

Elvin said:
Kipshasz said:
I got zucced now for 30 days.


This time I pissed off some ukrainians with a run down of their history starting with Kievan Rus and ending with maidan.

Zucced History is a touchy subject, isn't it?

But you wished them a merry Christmas right?


nah, I found a video where one khokhol dingus is whining about getting paid a 1000 euros (after all the tax deductions) while working in Lithuania (mind you, for a blue collar job, to get paid as mych you have to be either - a) - a long time employee or b) - pretty much be the best in your field), and instead of a "merry Christmas", I told them to go and bleeping bleep themselves and their mothers to boot.

This "slav" labor is a touchy subject here, as people who refuse to hire them here will be accused of being "vatniks" and their rep ruined, and these "slav" dinguses are abusing it to the fullest. One fellow who runs a construction business, said to me that his khokhols are demanding a luxury apartment for rent, elite prostitutes and daily cash(50 euro) for expenses. It ruins the man, but he won't hire locals. And he needed a painter stat. I volunteered as part time, since my gig in a woodworking shop is slow these days, and I could use some extra cash, but... no dice. The dude much rather be put out of business by the "brotherly republic who fights so we can all be free from russian tyrrany" (which is a bit late, since the USSR collapsed, as we all know in the early 90s, and ironic, since in the ethnic hierarchy of the USSR, khokhols were second after the Russians, for bleeps sake, two of the major Gensecs were ukrainian, Comrade Agricultural Experiments and Comrade Eyebrows and Medals)
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted December 27, 2017 12:05 PM

I hate hangovers.
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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Cave Moose
posted December 27, 2017 12:18 PM

I don't like sand.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted December 27, 2017 12:20 PM

You don't have to experience sand.
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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Cave Moose
posted December 27, 2017 12:22 PM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 12:40, 27 Dec 2017.

"It's rough and coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted December 27, 2017 01:50 PM

NoobX said:
You don't have to experience sand.

AlHazin has to. But he doesnt have to experience hangovers.

And of course you hate them. It's not a real hangover if you dont swear to yourself that you'll never ever drink again.
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An unknown king, and mature pussy becomes known - Ghost

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted December 27, 2017 02:31 PM

Oh, trust me, I always do that.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted December 27, 2017 02:51 PM

Do you want to play Ravnica or Gen. Guile? A new maps! The most hard-core than all my maps, what you have experienced

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