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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition
Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition This thread is 66 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 23 24 25 26 27 ... 30 40 50 60 66 · «PREV / NEXT»
Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted February 02, 2018 10:01 PM

NoobX said:
I'd tap that.


You're that desperate?


Fredmuffin I summon thee! Your skills as a wingman are needed.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Legendary Hero
Soli deo gloria
posted February 02, 2018 10:13 PM

Some people like em thicc nothing to do with desperation.

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 02, 2018 10:40 PM

Kipshasz said:
Fredmuffin I summon thee! Your skills as a wingman are needed.


some dudes like big girls, i can't help there. if you think about it, a wingman takes care of any issues(big or ugly girls, ****-blocking friends, etc) that may come up while the main man is hunting for prime choice cuts of female(). if the main man is already hunting for what I'D turn down... then that really means, that noobx is actually the wingman; when you think about it. and not only that, he's the best wingman to ever wing, since he is actually hunting for the big girls. and it can actually be understandable to hunt for larger girls, tbh. from what i've heard, big girls are exceptionally good at ****ing ****.

and when i say, from what i've heard, i mean "literally" heard.

here's to you, wingmen.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Legendary Hero
posted February 02, 2018 10:46 PM

I like women.  I like meat.  I like women with meat.  

But not THAT meat.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted February 08, 2018 06:55 PM

Mouth, pussy, or a***? Mouth wins, when *w*, 69, deep, etc is more *** ways. You like mouth then


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Celfious
Celfious


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Legendary Hero
Rat whisperer
posted February 08, 2018 07:59 PM
Edited by Celfious at 20:00, 08 Feb 2018.

Ghost said:

ghost MVP.

Lmao that * was live too
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Celfious
Celfious


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Rat whisperer
posted February 08, 2018 08:10 PM
Edited by Celfious at 20:11, 08 Feb 2018.

Cat traumatizes neighborhood.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 09, 2018 02:40 AM

there are 3 different bots scanning my objects patch thread.

YOU WANT SOME TOO, BOTS? COME GET YOU SOME!


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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted February 09, 2018 01:27 PM

Ok then Ravnica is expert level. Two towns are full monsters, AI hasn't money to buy their AI bonus. I'm not 100% satisfied.

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted February 10, 2018 12:27 PM

I'm lame. And blue. *sigh*

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fred79
fred79


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SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 10, 2018 01:15 PM

hippo's aren't blue. they're greyish and pink.

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fred79
fred79


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SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 10, 2018 01:45 PM

cheer up, poly

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted February 10, 2018 01:54 PM

I just see an avatar. Normal avatar, not text. I have never thought your diseases, for avatar. But your texts are annoyings, for Poly.

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fred79
fred79


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SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 10, 2018 01:55 PM

hey poly, who gives alligators presents on christmas?







SANTA JAWS!


AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


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fred79
fred79


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SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 10, 2018 02:32 PM
Edited by fred79 at 14:33, 10 Feb 2018.

hey poly, what do you get when a duck bends over?








IT'S BUTTQUACK!


AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted February 10, 2018 02:43 PM

You're sweet fred, thanks.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 10, 2018 03:17 PM

did it work? are you cheery yet? or do you want me to find more great kid's jokes to... quack... you up?

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted February 10, 2018 03:57 PM

Thank you for the effort, really.

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fred79
fred79


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SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 10, 2018 04:44 PM

oh, but i'm not done if you're not cheered up, buddy.

so, give me a minute or 3, and i'll hunt some more down(i have to go through a bunch of bad jokes to find good ones).

prepare the corners of your mouth, for curling upwards.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 10, 2018 04:56 PM

hey poly, what do you call a bear with no teeth?









A GUMMY BEAR!


AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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