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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition
Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition This thread is 31 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 24 25 26 27 28 ... 30 31 · «PREV / NEXT»
Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted February 10, 2018 01:54 PM

I just see an avatar. Normal avatar, not text. I have never thought your diseases, for avatar. But your texts are annoyings, for Poly.

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fred79
fred79


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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 01:55 PM

hey poly, who gives alligators presents on christmas?







SANTA JAWS!


AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


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fred79
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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 02:32 PM
Edited by fred79 at 14:33, 10 Feb 2018.

hey poly, what do you get when a duck bends over?








IT'S BUTTQUACK!


AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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*snazzy karate reference*
posted February 10, 2018 02:43 PM

You're sweet fred, thanks.

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fred79
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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 03:17 PM

did it work? are you cheery yet? or do you want me to find more great kid's jokes to... quack... you up?

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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*snazzy karate reference*
posted February 10, 2018 03:57 PM

Thank you for the effort, really.

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fred79
fred79


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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 04:44 PM

oh, but i'm not done if you're not cheered up, buddy.

so, give me a minute or 3, and i'll hunt some more down(i have to go through a bunch of bad jokes to find good ones).

prepare the corners of your mouth, for curling upwards.

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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 04:56 PM

hey poly, what do you call a bear with no teeth?









A GUMMY BEAR!


AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 05:13 PM

hey poly, what do you call a nosy pepper?


JALEPENO BIZNESS!


AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 05:20 PM

hey poly, why do chicken coups always have two doors?









BECAUSE WITH FOUR, THEY'D BE CHICKEN SEDANS!


AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 05:30 PM

hey poly, what do clouds wear under their shorts?









THUNDERPANTS!


AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 05:42 PM

corny humor not doing it for you, huh? fine, i'm switching gears. time to melt your icy heart with a cool island... wait. i mean, cool your hot heart with a... no.

HEARTWARMING! let's do heartwarming!

old pals:





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fred79
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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 05:57 PM

ok, if this one doesn't get you in the warm squishies, i'm gonna bring out the big guns. consider yourself warned...


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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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*snazzy karate reference*
posted February 10, 2018 06:21 PM

Stop, stop, stop you magnificent snow! Thank you
____________
Screw interest, take initiative!
Anonymous

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fred79
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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 06:24 PM

you good? you sure?

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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*snazzy karate reference*
posted February 10, 2018 06:26 PM

sure

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fred79
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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 06:29 PM

ok, i'll believe you. just this one time. what're you doing today?

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted February 10, 2018 06:33 PM

Masturbated

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fred79
fred79


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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 06:35 PM

i did 160 pushups so far today(sets of 40). i plan on doing more as the day goes on.

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mr. skeltal
posted February 10, 2018 06:44 PM

later i'm going to do the drowning worm...


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