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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


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育碧是白痴
posted March 08, 2018 10:07 PM

LizardWarrior, our president is visiting Romania, please keep him, or send him elsewhere

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NoobX
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posted March 09, 2018 12:04 AM
Edited by NoobX at 00:05, 09 Mar 2018.

Vučiću,šećeru!

Goddammit, it doesn't work >:U
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Celfious
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info free express
posted March 09, 2018 04:49 AM

I'm in rehab.
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posted March 09, 2018 07:03 AM

lol @ what the chan's saying about trump possibly meeting with nk's leader.

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fred79
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posted March 10, 2018 04:29 AM


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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted March 10, 2018 04:47 AM

Either I'm really drunk or this is the best sarcasm I looked at since 3 years or something like that.
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posted March 10, 2018 06:08 AM

too bad we're not living in the age of teleporters. we could all get snowed up together whenever we wanted. i think it'd be fun taking turns choosing where we'd raise hell next. we could always pick a place nobody cares about. like sweden, or canada. or detroit. of course, i'd have to arm you all for a night out on the town there. drunk and armed. it'll be fun.

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posted March 10, 2018 03:45 PM

Had an important decision to make yesterday. I was about to buy some oranges and I couldn't decide whether to go for those from Italy or Greece. And then I remembered Elvin, and bought from Greece. To think that factor went into my decision...
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Neraus
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posted March 10, 2018 04:21 PM

For shame Stevie, for shame.

Well, actually, it depends whether they were from Sicily or not and more specifically from the plains of Catania, because if you skipped those you did make the wrong choice.
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Ghost
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Therefore I am
posted March 10, 2018 05:01 PM

The best is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_orange <-- eye-opener

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frostymuaddib
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育碧是白痴
posted March 10, 2018 05:54 PM

Greece FTW!

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fred79
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posted March 11, 2018 07:18 PM

dropping a note here that i'm out for the remainder of the day, so if i don't respond, it's not because i don't have one. it's because i'm not online.

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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 11, 2018 08:31 PM

Stevie said:
I was about to buy some oranges and I couldn't decide whether to go for those from Italy or Greece. And then I remembered Elvin, and bought from Greece.

We have pretty good oranges actually. I have not tried any from Italy to compare but you should be more than fine.
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Kipshasz
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posted March 11, 2018 08:42 PM

We used to get morrocan citruses, namely tangerines. Those were juicy and sweet.
Now we only get spanish tangerines. They are dry and sour, and suck ass.

Oranges are again, spanish and egyptian. Now let me tell you about egyptian oranges. They do not survive the trip up north well. I'm talking bottom of the crate gone bleeping moldy bad. They probably play football with them or something.
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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 12, 2018 09:36 PM

Sorry to hear that, such a waste. I thought it was common practice to export the good stuff. Unless they don't have good stuff to begin with?
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Kipshasz
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posted March 12, 2018 09:48 PM

spaniards can't grow edible fruit to save their lives. that's why they have that stupid tomatina holiday. They can't even butcher a cow properly, and had turned it into a circus as well.


they, along with slavmalians are the dindu nuffins of europe.
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fred79
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posted March 13, 2018 02:44 AM

good thing storm-giant isn't here still, or he'd ream you for that, kippers.

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Kipshasz
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posted March 13, 2018 08:24 AM

Doubt it.


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fred79
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posted March 13, 2018 12:14 PM

shhhh... i'm trying to summon him.

*adjusts chicken's foot on ouija board*

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Neraus
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posted March 13, 2018 02:36 PM

The correct artifact to use would be a red drape and a bull horn.
Add some paella to that and the ritual should be successful.
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