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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition
Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition This thread is 66 pages long: 1 10 20 30 ... 33 34 35 36 37 ... 40 50 60 66 · «PREV / NEXT»
Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted March 13, 2018 02:51 PM

fred79 said:
*adjusts chicken's foot on ouija board*


Maybe you like Cassadaga movie. Quite OK, but raw and ugly movie, for me!


&Neraus

Paella, mexican pot, hawaiian pot, and italian pot





Everyone has a similar taste, but winner is paella, second came mexican pot, and then Italian pot. Fourth rare hawaiian pot.

I always eat them

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted March 13, 2018 08:12 PM

@Elvin

Your fearsome dog





















Real photo.

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted March 13, 2018 09:14 PM

lol, that dog looks like it could be an alien instead of a dog(never seen one like that, before. the eyes look weird, for some reason). reminds me of that dog from "men in black"; i expect it would talk if you were alone with it. and nobody would believe you if you told them.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 13, 2018 09:32 PM

Neraus said:
The correct artifact to use would be a red drape and a bull horn.
Add some paella to that and the ritual should be successful.



Nah you got it all wrong. To summon a spaniard, you need an unemployment welfare check, a USSR flag, some gold, and then you add the red drape, and some tomatoes as well, for the spaniard to chuck at another spaniard, they love that crap.


And you can throw the paella out to the trash, but to be completely fair, I wouldn't even give that to the homeless. Nor I would use it as hog feed.
Feeding anyone spanish cuisine should be considered abuse.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted March 13, 2018 09:44 PM

that's the spirit. we'll get sg out from under that rock, yet.

*pokes under rock with stick*

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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted March 13, 2018 11:07 PM

I can't believe we used to be ruled over by them.

As it always has been, Austrian Habsburgs are better than the Spanish ones...

Come to think of it, if the Habsburgs didn't lose Sicily to the Bourbons, maybe it wouldn't have been Austria-Hungary but rather Austria-Hungary-Sicily.

But it would have been more likely we would have ended up like Bohemia, or worse, like the Lombard-Venetian kingdom and so nothing would have changed...
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted March 14, 2018 07:16 AM

so, my game/map is running ok, until: after month 3, an enemy invades my territory. naturally, i use one of my strongest to hunt him down. as it turns out, we're both pretty evenly matched(though another color is still stronger than me).

he runs. i follow, ending up 5 spaces behind him on the last move. next week hits. it's the week of archangels, and one 15+ group spawns RIGHT BETWEEN US. now, i can't go back around the other side of the map, because my weaker armies will get decimated by this turd. so i attempt to follow, with my army that is more or less equal to his.

and my weakest creatures(with the highest numbers) get wiped out in the battle.

no longer equal, and now i have to start the map over; as that was the tipping point; 3 months in.

snow.

so, my question is, why are creatures spawning so snowing close to me? i had one group spawn literally next to me, that i had to fight immediately because i had to turn around, 10 turns before i got raped by the aa's...

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted March 14, 2018 07:40 AM
Edited by fred79 at 08:10, 14 Mar 2018.

42 robots online? and they're all scanning the "tell a joke" thread?

the one thing they don't have, is a sense of humor. and now THEY'RE GOING TO GET ONE.



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well, i got my ass handed to me. my strongest player, against that pos that evaded me by use of aa's. my 2nd strongest definitely would have been wiped out. now i want to rework parts of the map to make it more even, even though it's supposed to be the most difficult of the 3 maps.

i just don't think it'll be winnable by anyone. what's the use of having to restart a map over and over until you win? that snow gets old fast.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Bad-mannered
Legendary Hero
Everywhere and nowhere
posted March 14, 2018 06:52 PM

Reading what's been going on in the "Funny Links" thread...

And now I think the forum needs an exorcism.










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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted March 15, 2018 09:47 PM

Quote:
Let's not pursue this matter any further because none of us have the answers(to if god exists or not)


i do. i even told people, but nobody believes me.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted March 16, 2018 09:59 AM

huh. 4chan is actually down as the feds are investigating anime kid's suicide.

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted March 16, 2018 05:50 PM

What? Link?
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted March 16, 2018 06:41 PM

link to what?

the chan appears to be running now, btw. i think the site was frozen while the feds got the site logs and whatever else they needed to possibly prosecute. apparently the kid was from r9k, and live-streamed his suicide there. that's one subforum i haven't been to in over 10 years. supposedly r9k had a mass shooter, too.

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted March 17, 2018 12:13 AM

Does it also happen to you guys that when you've been silently following a forum thread and something awesome happens that you want to pen a one line reply to, but you don't because it really doesn't fit the tone?
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Alone in the Forest
posted March 17, 2018 07:24 AM

You know it ^^
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted March 17, 2018 08:35 PM

Source from PornHub

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted March 17, 2018 09:06 PM

is hc posting time running like a snail for anyone else? i've been waiting at least 10 seconds after hitting "post" for the post to actually be posted...

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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


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Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
posted March 18, 2018 12:42 AM

So... Are you celebrating Irish/Catholic St. Patrick's day?

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted March 18, 2018 01:03 AM

Nope.

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted March 19, 2018 07:06 PM



" My suggestions for new Hota releases (after 1.5.3):

Cloak of the underking: Skeletons/Zombies/Wights
Mysticism: 5/10/15 (or 50%/75%/100% of your Knowledge Skill)
Learning: 15/30/45
Kinkeria bonus: +50%
Magic Mirror: 20/50/80
Fire Shield: 20/40/60

Thank you guys of Hota crew! "

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