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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 14, 2018 10:17 AM

Goddamn it, i can't sleep. And i need to go talk to the employer today.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 14, 2018 10:57 AM

fred79 said:
gallalynads


lol
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 14, 2018 10:10 PM

the company i applied for never told me that i wouldn't be working until after the 20th or so; so that explains why they were taking so long sending me a simple email.

got the email today, after i went back down to talk to ol' dude. the hiring process is actually moving forward. the sucky part, is that i applied for a full-time job, and apparently somebody else got that position, because i'm only going to be employed part-time. hopefully they can move me up to full-time after a while.

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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 14, 2018 10:41 PM

At least it's a start. Best of luck.
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 14, 2018 10:48 PM

well, i already know i'm getting hired. i'll definitely pass the background check and the drug test. but thanks.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted May 16, 2018 09:28 AM

cheddar flavoured Pringles. man it's the shyte. popping my third can in two days.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 16, 2018 09:31 AM

this is not the "what are you eating" thread. go pay your respects, brah(bringing that back from meroe's "breakfast at hc" thread).

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted May 16, 2018 09:33 AM

bite my sweaty meatbag ass.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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fred79
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posted May 16, 2018 09:41 AM

i'll break my whole snowing leg off in your ass. will that suffice, codfish?

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted May 16, 2018 10:02 AM

Make way for the hook!

(Hook, hook, show us the hook!
Hook, hook, give us the hook!)


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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 16, 2018 10:07 AM

*sighs*

...where's the carpet, smee?

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted May 16, 2018 10:12 AM

Oh! Sorry, sir.

*stamps his foot and a red carpet appears*

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 16, 2018 10:20 AM

smee, would you be so kind as to put that kippered snack into the boo box? after he's had some time in there to loosen up, then we can keelhaul him.

also, feel free to empty his pockets and keep anything valuable. if you find nothing, you can always count on a raise.

*shoots innocent bystander and takes their loot*

here you go, smee. for your efforts.


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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted May 16, 2018 10:26 AM

aye aye, sir! it's times like these when i really love my job.

*puts kip in the boo box*

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 16, 2018 10:36 AM

*laughs at kip screaming like a little girl as the scorpions are lowered*


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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 16, 2018 11:01 AM
Edited by fred79 at 12:45, 16 May 2018.

*opens box flap*

is the codfish ready to get keelhauled?





oh, the silent treatment? lol, you think that'll work?





*keelhauls kip, because beneath the waves nobody will hear him anyway*


what? we grazed a reef and the rope was cut?

*looks back for any sign of kip, and sees none*

he probably got wedged somewhere down there. no matter. he couldn't hold his breath that long anyway, being a smoker. haw haw haw! so long, codfish!

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted May 16, 2018 01:06 PM

thank god for body doubles. poor basterd.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted May 16, 2018 01:19 PM

And since you scurvy ridden interlopers had returned with a new fleet, I guess I'll leave you to my Prefetto di Ferro, Neraus. He' been restless, after we crucified the last of the Mafia.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 16, 2018 01:22 PM

Looks like Fred is hooked.

I'll see my way out.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Supreme Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted May 16, 2018 03:58 PM

Well, well, well. Looks like we have an old timey wooden vessel huh?

It almost makes me ashamed to engage it with a Littorio class battleship, the RULER OF THE MEDITERRANEAN!

*proceeds to bombard fred's ship with 381/50 Ansaldo cannon fire*
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POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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