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Thread: Random Thoughts: Porcelain Throne Philosophy edition This thread is 66 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 50 60 ... 62 63 64 65 66 · «PREV
blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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posted May 25, 2018 04:38 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 04:39, 25 May 2018.

Okay guys, tell me if this sounds unreasonable.

I get a rocket launcher installed on the front of my car and a switch on my steering wheel. It remains deactivated and I cant activate it. BUT there is a camera with software installed that recgonizes when a vehicle is turning and it detects whether or not the turn signal is being used. IF the ****ing IMBECILE doesnt use their turn signal, the switch lights up and I have 5 seconds where I am LEGALLY entitled to incinerate their WORTHLESS ASS off the face of the Earth.

Anything there seem inconsistent or unfair?
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fred79
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posted May 25, 2018 04:44 AM

artu said:
@fred
You, my friend, replaced Ghost’s “All the naughty talking and living are cool” with a brand new hit.

@blizz
I do suck it up, tsar sounded like a noob just about to suck that up, so, we shall guide him about sucking that up.




hey, i suppose you don't mind if i quote you for a sig, as well?


HAWRRR HAWWRRRRRRR HAWWRRRRRR!!!
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artu
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posted May 25, 2018 04:53 AM

Lol, I wont try to go high-school on that, could have been fun but it’s 5 51 in the morning here and really have to sleep, truck load of things to do tomorrow.
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blizzardboy
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posted May 25, 2018 04:54 AM

HAWR HAWR
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fred79
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posted May 25, 2018 05:03 AM

blizzardboy said:
Okay guys, tell me if this sounds unreasonable.

I get a rocket launcher installed on the front of my car and a switch on my steering wheel. It remains deactivated and I cant activate it. BUT there is a camera with software installed that recgonizes when a vehicle is turning and it detects whether or not the turn signal is being used. IF the ****ing IMBECILE doesnt use their turn signal, the switch lights up and I have 5 seconds where I am LEGALLY entitled to incinerate their WORTHLESS ASS off the face of the Earth.

Anything there seem inconsistent or unfair?



hell no. after you get one for your car, let me know where you got one for the best price, so i can add one to mine. that's one of my serious pet peeves. ffs, "IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HAND ON THE STEERING WHEEL, YOU LAZY, STUPID MEATBAG!"

that's what i usually yell when i see that happening. which is CONSTANTLY.

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blizzardboy
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posted May 25, 2018 05:16 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 05:17, 25 May 2018.

It is something I noticed more when I moved out west, and especially jackasses that drive around in trucks.

I wonder how they would feel if they woke up in the middle of the night gagged and chained to their bed, with my spike-clad teeth hovering patiently 6 inches from their dick as I look up at them with a wry grin on my face and ask them softly yet firmly, "Why didnt you use your turn signal Frank?"

That would straighten out their ****ty driving habits pretty damn quickly.
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fred79
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posted May 25, 2018 05:31 AM

lol, ok, maybe you hate that snow more than me. i ain't going near anyone's johnson with my mouth, dude.

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Neraus
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posted May 25, 2018 10:03 AM

I think I'm becoming dyslexic, the same traffic lights were out and J was trying asking for a solid two minutes if it was broken.
If something is broken it's my brain.
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NoobX
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posted May 25, 2018 10:06 AM

Your brain has been boiling in your steel helm, crusader.
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fred79
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posted May 25, 2018 10:12 AM
Edited by fred79 at 13:31, 25 May 2018.

lol @ blizz's new status. that's some snazzy stuff right there.



well, i'm off, hc. gotta try and get some sleep. lator gators.



ok, NOW i'm gone.

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Corribus
Corribus

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posted May 25, 2018 01:58 PM

Winner is announced. I will close this thread as soon as NoobX opens the new one.
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blizzardboy
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posted May 25, 2018 02:32 PM

Ima just keep using this one if it's ok, tnx

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blizzardboy
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posted May 25, 2018 03:08 PM

THE THREAD STILL LIVES. DO NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT. Fight damn you, fight!

Cruising the pages like a gangster, like a gangster mother****er. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
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fred79
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posted May 25, 2018 03:13 PM

Awwwww, you changed your status.

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blizzardboy
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posted May 25, 2018 03:19 PM

I dont change statuses. Statuses change me.
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Corribus
Corribus

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The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted May 25, 2018 03:23 PM

Goodnight sweet thread.  
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