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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Hey Neraus
Thread: Hey Neraus
artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted September 30, 2017 12:27 AM

Hey Neraus

I've just learned that, last year Rome was invaded by rats and they were even planning to import 500.000 cats from Asia to deal with it. What happened with this? 6 million rats only in Rome sounds like an insane population.

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Neraus
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posted September 30, 2017 04:08 PM

I've never heard of that, but the sad thing is that it's plausible.
Rome is in such a state of decay that I wouldn't be surprised if it had ludicrous amounts of rats.

I mean, the underground is frequently flooded, the trash stays in the streets for months without collection and the roads are so broken that you're going to need a jeep to drive there.

Now, that's just hearsay, but I heard that there are wolves in the city now...
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Stevie
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posted September 30, 2017 04:14 PM

The wolves are only there to feed the babies.
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Neraus
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posted September 30, 2017 04:17 PM

Well, last time it happened we had an empire spanning the entire Mediterranean coast.

Maybe that's the sign we're going to restore the Roman Empire!
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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted September 30, 2017 04:25 PM

Well, if life gives you lemons, learn how to make lemonade.


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NoobX
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posted September 30, 2017 05:24 PM

Neraus said:
Maybe that's the sign we're going to restore the Roman Empire!

Yes!  Restore order on the Balkans!
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Galaad
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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted September 30, 2017 05:32 PM

Also someone is using your parody avatar. Lol.
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Kipshasz
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posted September 30, 2017 08:40 PM

yes, rebuild the empire, so the krauts can ruin it again.

oh wait, it already happened. three times now.

Roman empire, Mussollini's empire, and when Italy joined the fourth Reich known as EU.
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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted January 25, 2018 11:06 AM

And now they conquered Paris.

I guess, that's what happens when you exterminate your stray cats. This would never happen in Istanbul, you have like 10 - 20 cats per street in most neighborhoods.
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OhforfSake
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posted January 25, 2018 02:50 PM

Given the thread title and with Neraus tendencies to conquer Rome in mind, I thought the rats were something else.

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Tsar-ivor
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posted January 25, 2018 03:37 PM

Skavens come to take our shinies
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Trogdor
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posted January 25, 2018 04:54 PM

artu said:
And now they conquered Paris.

I guess, that's what happens when you exterminate your stray cats. This would never happen in Istanbul, you have like 10 - 20 cats per street in most neighborhoods.


Considering Australia's feral cat problem, we should just send all the cats to Europe. Mice, begone.

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Neraus
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posted January 25, 2018 10:40 PM

OhforfSake said:
Given the thread title and with Neraus tendencies to conquer Rome in mind, I thought the rats were something else.


How did you know my master plan? Now that you told everyone I'll have to find a new winning strategy.

I know what! Boars... on pogo sticks! A GENIUS!


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tSar-Ivor
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Soli deo gloria
posted January 27, 2018 05:14 PM


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Neraus
Neraus


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posted May 19, 2018 07:26 PM

Necroing because...

The Roman administration is currently gauging the idea of employing sheep and goats to trim the grass.

Hooray for the five stars, harbingers of mother nature!
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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 19, 2018 07:47 PM

artu said:
Well, if life gives you lemons, learn how to make lemonade.




I just saw this book for the 1st time last night, lol. Odd.

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blizzardboy
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posted May 20, 2018 01:29 PM

Meh. Snakes eat all the rats here.
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