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Heroes Community > Other Side of the Monitor > Thread: Sex toy
Thread: Sex toy
Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted December 12, 2017 03:53 PM

Poll Question:
Sex toy

Do you have a sex toy? What kind? Tell us about good and bad experience. Tell us what you know about the sex toy. All kinds of history, vintage, and the present. Welcome!

Responses:
I have a sex toy
I haven't a sex toy
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted December 12, 2017 05:14 PM

I am not a sex toy.
I am a real human boy!

If you want with me to play,
then to me, you first must pray.

Maybe if you pay, I shall spray.
And if your name is Pringles, it will be sprinkles!

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted December 12, 2017 06:51 PM
Edited by Stevie at 18:53, 12 Dec 2017.

Hey guys, I just saw the title and I had to check the thread. I'm new around here and I don't know much about Heroes Community, but I'm all about toys. I did a quick image search on Google to see what kind of toys sex toys are, but the results surprised me a bit. I haven't seen any toys like this before in the stores where I live, so I'm a bit confused at what they are and what they do. Usually I find cars and guns fun, but I feel like I've outgrown them a little and wanted to try something new. So, where can I find a place to buy one? Actually, I might want to buy two to give one to my little sister. She always steals one of my action figurines and sticks it in her mouth when she gets jealous at something of mine, it's a habit of hers since when she was little. I'm 12 by the way and she's 9. Please give me some advice here because I'm bursting with excitement and can't wait to try some sex toys.
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted December 12, 2017 07:00 PM

You finally admit to being 12, Stevie?

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AnkVaati
AnkVaati


Known Hero
Nighonese National Front
posted December 12, 2017 07:53 PM

Where is the option "I am a sex toy"?
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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted December 12, 2017 08:49 PM

Hey guys, turns out parental control was enabled for some words I typed and now I'm grounded. I won't be allowed to visit this community anymore, dad says it's a bad influence. I guess you guys got me in a bit of trouble which is kinda annoying. But well, I suppose this is goodbye.
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Legendary Hero
Soli deo gloria
posted December 12, 2017 08:51 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 20:53, 12 Dec 2017.

Almost everything in my room can function as a sex toy or as a handy tool. From pc fans to my tooth brush.

Edit: Dafuq you doing still at home Stevie, give your ol' man the finger lol, been stickin it to the 'man' since I was born got the snow smacked out of me, but never my fighting spirit, and eventually the ****er lost and I won, now I'm the don and he's the *****.
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Born to be a hooker.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted December 12, 2017 09:22 PM


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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Legendary Hero
Soli deo gloria
posted December 12, 2017 09:33 PM

He's well beyond the ability to cry.
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Born to be a hooker.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted December 12, 2017 09:41 PM

he cries only blood now.
poor thing. We drove him to insanity.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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AlHazin
AlHazin


Promising
Supreme Hero
Tutto possibile
posted December 12, 2017 10:02 PM

Give me back the Holy Land infidels. I want to pray in AlAqsaa before the Corribus apocalypse.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted December 12, 2017 10:14 PM

sex toys are awesome, you can't humanly always be at top*, and there they come into play. Those who are offended by are usually those who never cared about their partner orgasms.



* Doesn't concern me ofc, I am always at top. At top down there I mean.
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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Pastry Chef
posted December 13, 2017 03:21 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 03:25, 13 Dec 2017.

Salamandre said:
sex toys are awesome, you can't humanly always be at top*, and there they come into play. Those who are offended by are usually those who never cared about their partner orgasms.



* Doesn't concern me ofc, I am always at top. At top down there I mean.


I am really confused right now.
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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted December 13, 2017 03:53 AM

Yeahright.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg

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