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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Ripped off Zeroes of Erwin and Ubi 8
Thread: Ripped off Zeroes of Erwin and Ubi 8
Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 01, 2018 10:40 PM

Ripped off Zeroes of Erwin and Ubi 8

Let's make the most crappy ubi heroes game and save them the effort. well at least on paper.


I'll start.

Resources - throw them out the window. only gold is necessary.
Townscreens - rip offs from other games, all color coded of course. As generic fantasy tropes as possible.

Diversity! make all of the heroes heroes gay, trans, gender-fluid, feminist, BLM muslim atheists. whatever goes. Can't go without it these days! make sure to inlcude people of every color too or else you're a bigot!

Factions - As much rip offs as you can possibly cramp into one.

More dominatrix dark elves! More Spiders in Necropolis!

Haven: You know that Age of Sigmar tabletop game?
Put these, what you call them... Stormcast Eternals as 99% of the haven lineup, 'cause they kewl, and kids today like stuff that's kewl!

See? That's keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewl, lol.
Necropolis - What we did with Haven only with black and green and with spiders. lots of spiders.

any other faction? Let's rip off other popular franchises, it worked so well last time.







And since my brain is pretty much melted at this point, you guys go on next.

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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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AnkVaati
AnkVaati


Known Hero
Nighonese National Front
posted January 01, 2018 10:48 PM

Kipshasz said:

Resources - throw them out the window. only gold is necessary

Noo!That's way to original and traditionalist. There needs to be a magic crystal! Magic crystals everywhere!

Factions: noble knights, gay elves, beer-drinking dwarves, kinky dark elves, orcs who talk like they're all retarded.... o wait that's already Heroes V lol.
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Ank's Old School (kinda) H8 proposal <- best thing evvah, trust me

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


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Cave Moose
posted January 01, 2018 10:51 PM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 22:52, 01 Jan 2018.

I think you meant to say Heroines 8. You pig.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 01, 2018 10:54 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot. The only resource of Erwin's Zeroes 8 should be called... Dragonbloodsteelashatear crystals.

Rolls right of the tongue. and sounds kewl.

Also, orcs talking retarded...? There's gonna be a problem soon.

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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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AnkVaati
AnkVaati


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Nighonese National Front
posted January 01, 2018 11:00 PM

Blizzardboy said:
I think you meant to say Heroines 8. You pig.
Story: the evil masculine demon emperor steals the magic crystal from the rainbow unicorn. With its powers he can spread fake news all across the world and turn people into spider dragon-worshipping racists. The king of the humans, who is straight and white, is a bit dumb and ineffective so the queen of the rainbow elves goes and founds a gender studies university that finally replaces the king with his transgender gay brother, who is a lot smarter. Together they and an middle eastern faction who's leader is wearing a niqab founds the Rainbow Alliance and goes after the demons whose symbol looks like a giant pillar with a stone on each side. In the last minute the demon emperor is betrayed by the sexy dark elf dominatrix queen who hands the crystal back to the Rainbow Unicorn. She then marries the queen of the rainbow elves and they go of to have some lezdom fun.

FINE
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted January 01, 2018 11:15 PM
Edited by Kipshasz at 23:17, 01 Jan 2018.


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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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