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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Neraus walks into a bar..
Thread: Neraus walks into a bar..
Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted January 11, 2018 02:54 PM

Neraus walks into a bar..


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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted January 11, 2018 10:08 PM

That is an accurate description of my life.

Except for the helmet, I wear a Siculo-Norman helm.
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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A snuggle with a struggle
posted January 11, 2018 10:53 PM

Oh damn forgot yer Sicilian, William of Apulia, Goeffrey of Malaterra, Amatus of Montecassino are the 3 main medieval historians, if only I could speak French, Italian n Greek I could better understand the Norman conquest of S. Italy n then Sicily (wanted my dissertation to be the extent to which Normans were a major influence on European and Byzantine power struggles).

They were detested by the Papacy, the Byzantines and the Holy Roman Empire (not to mention the Frenchies as well), they started as enemies, allies and then the worthiest of vassals (though always beligerent to their overlords, always seeking more, never sated).

Ofc till they became kings, then the Normans lost what made them Normans in the first place, it wasn't birth, genes or anything, it was their internal mindset that they shared with people from anywhere they went. They were the first organized criminals and the most profound of conquerors, their mindset influenced and attracted the worst of society and bent them to higher goals.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted January 12, 2018 02:09 AM

I could never think it was possible to quote from a smartphone, the sole thought of doing that seems insane to me.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted January 12, 2018 05:34 AM

So when are you going to release gryphs? She was last seen with you.
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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A snuggle with a struggle
posted January 12, 2018 09:06 PM

He's been transfered to an open-prison to aid rehabilitation.
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