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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Neraus walks into a bar..
Thread: Neraus walks into a bar..
Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted January 11, 2018 02:54 PM

Neraus walks into a bar..


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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted January 11, 2018 10:08 PM

That is an accurate description of my life.

Except for the helmet, I wear a Siculo-Norman helm.
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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Soli deo gloria
posted January 11, 2018 10:53 PM

Oh damn forgot yer Sicilian, William of Apulia, Goeffrey of Malaterra, Amatus of Montecassino are the 3 main medieval historians, if only I could speak French, Italian n Greek I could better understand the Norman conquest of S. Italy n then Sicily (wanted my dissertation to be the extent to which Normans were a major influence on European and Byzantine power struggles).

They were detested by the Papacy, the Byzantines and the Holy Roman Empire (not to mention the Frenchies as well), they started as enemies, allies and then the worthiest of vassals (though always beligerent to their overlords, always seeking more, never sated).

Ofc till they became kings, then the Normans lost what made them Normans in the first place, it wasn't birth, genes or anything, it was their internal mindset that they shared with people from anywhere they went. They were the first organized criminals and the most profound of conquerors, their mindset influenced and attracted the worst of society and bent them to higher goals.
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted January 12, 2018 02:09 AM

I could never think it was possible to quote from a smartphone, the sole thought of doing that seems insane to me.
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted January 12, 2018 05:34 AM

So when are you going to release gryphs? She was last seen with you.
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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Soli deo gloria
posted January 12, 2018 09:06 PM

He's been transfered to an open-prison to aid rehabilitation.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted January 19, 2018 10:07 PM

He sure has his kinks worked out.

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted January 19, 2018 11:39 PM

RIP Jerusalem! The God isn't exist, do you realize that? The Final War against Islam! And all religion is end. Good Neraus that work over religion. A high fear of God, obey and dispel the false religion. I know that soon. Read the news then. My religion leader!

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fred79
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posted January 19, 2018 11:41 PM

lol, i wonder how much of that i can have for a sig.

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fred79
fred79


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posted January 19, 2018 11:43 PM
Edited by fred79 at 23:44, 19 Jan 2018.

testes.

heh. i went with the abridged version. funnier that way.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted January 19, 2018 11:45 PM

Beware of the Mod, if disagree with text

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fred79
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posted January 19, 2018 11:53 PM

Ghost said:
Beware of the Mod, if disagree with text


lol, you posted it. you'll get spanked, too; just for encouraging me.

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