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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: what would you do if you were god?
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 10, 2018 01:03 PM
Edited by fred79 at 13:19, 10 Feb 2018.

what would you do if you were god?

by god, i mean god the creator of everything in the universe(one being, not many). you live literally forever, you have absolute power to make or do anything you can think of. what do you do, as god?

for me, in short, i would design a perfect existence on planet earth.

the first thing i would do is remove from earth all the worst of humanity: the violent, the rapists, those who are power hungry, those who don't give a damn about the planet, those who abuse whatever they can, etc(the worst people who make life more difficult for everyone else for their own personal gain or amusement. you get the idea). i would make an entirely new planet for them, and they'd all be moved to it; along with all the current pollution and trash, guns, bombs, nukes, natural parasites(mosquito's, leeches, ticks, fleas, flies that lay eggs that hatch larvae under your skin; aka abominations of a perfect natural world), etc(everything that wouldn't be needed in a perfect world, you understand). and they would never be allowed off the planet(nor anything on it. they could never launch nukes into space, or anything at all). they would probably die out eventually, but any decent person born through them would be moved to planet earth.

ok, now that the worst of the planet is forever on a different planet altogether until they die out or form a new species of super-predator(), that brings me to my next step: getting rid of the ego for all the good people left on earth. with the ego gone, there'd be no jealousy, no desire to be above others, no need to impress anyone else(so that people could be honest with each other to help them actually EVOLVE), etc. the need to look/act/dress better than others would be made obsolete.

next, everything living on planet earth no longer needs to eat or drink to survive. now, this doesn't mean that food won't be available; far from it. anything anyone wishes to eat, will materialize so that they can consume it. and they'll never suffer any ill effects from anything they eat(obesity, high cholesterol, tooth decay, whatever). they'll also never have to go to the bathroom. and why?

because endocrine systems would be designed primarily for sexual pleasure, and only that. females wouldn't have to have birth to reproduce(they wouldn't be able to reproduce through sex, anyway); they could simply wish a baby into existence if they wanted one(one that doesn't cry or have to have it's diaper changed, of course). and males would be completely infertile, anyway. likewise, everyone's sexual pleasure would be enhanced ten-fold. orgasms could last for 30 minutes to an hour at a time, without any negative side effects whatsoever.

now, i mentioned dressing before. clothes wouldn't be needed(because the sun wouldn't burn you, and the temperature would always be whatever the individual most desired. meaning, personal temperature control that didn't negatively effect anyone else, but only them), but could be worn if wanted. they would also materialize without the need of work.

oh yeah, work would be eliminated(unless an individual wanted to actually work on something, in which case the materials needed would be provided for them by sheer thought alone). different countries and cultures wouldn't exist anymore. the world would be one nation, and all human history would be forever erased. it would be as if the previous existence(ours) never was.

as far as animals on the planet go, none of them would ever need/want to harm one another, or people. as well, the people could create their own animals(for companions or whatever) at will. any creatures created wouldn't be a threat to anyone(but if they were, i'd make a non-dangerous version for them, and ship any new lethal animals over to the crap planet. because that'd be funny, that's why. ). so, unicorns, fairies, dragons and whatever else anyone wanted could actually exist(but dragon fire couldn't actually burn anything). think, garden of eden, the world. only with sex and all the things pleasurable in life. all creatures on earth would be at absolute peace, and be at the height of happiness or contentment. all weather would be peaceful and add to the happiness. same for seasons. people could live in whatever climate they so desired, without effecting anyone else negatively.

now, as god of this perfect world, i would live among them(them unknowing, of course), and all my needs would be met at the drop of a hat, the same as theirs.

as far as the population goes, it would never grow to be uncomfortable for anyone. it would naturally grow with families and their wishes, and i would make an exact duplicate planet for them to spread to(again, them unknowing, of course). i would do this for all eternity, ferrying souls/what-have-you to where they belonged/desired, respectively(except for the snows on planet snow, lol).



and that's that for me. i thought first about writing a story in my story thread from this god's(and existence's) pov, but i opted for this instead. because i'd like to see what you guys/gals would all come up with yourselves.

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The_Polyglot
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posted February 10, 2018 02:28 PM

Convince everyone I didn't exist, and then proceed to have fun. And vengeance. But mostly fun.

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markkur
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Once upon a time
posted February 10, 2018 03:39 PM

Nice brainstorming there Fred.

I used to imagine much the same, though inside my wrath and not contemplation.

Today? I think this world is a perfect world but Life on this planet is dependent on we mere mortals. We cannot leave it to the cats and dogs and pineapples (no matter how much I like pineapple upside-down cake)

I will never want to create flesh-robots that have to live under my Tyranny. Governments have taught me that much.

However, I think a Spiritual-worksheet to the mastery of Self for the benefit of each "inside" for the benefit of both that "inside" to engage and love ALL "outside" objects is quite awesome; but it has been already created.




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OhforfSake
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posted February 10, 2018 03:43 PM

Make everyone's life the way they wants it to be!

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markkur
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Once upon a time
posted February 10, 2018 03:45 PM

OhforfSake said:
Make everyone's life the way they wants it to be!

But How?

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OhforfSake
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posted February 10, 2018 03:48 PM

I am a God, I can make it happen as easy as I can spread my wings, I don't know how I do, I just wants it and it happens.

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markkur
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Once upon a time
posted February 10, 2018 04:02 PM

OhforfSake said:
I am a God, I can make it happen as easy as I can spread my wings, I don't know how I do, I just wants it and it happens.

<lol> Tricksey...gollum

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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 10, 2018 07:14 PM

If I was a god I'd make myself human and oblivious to my godly nature.
But I'd make sure I'd find Elvin and kick his ass.
Perhaps I have already done so
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Dies_Irae
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Careful, I'm contagious!
posted February 10, 2018 08:17 PM
Edited by Dies_Irae at 20:19, 10 Feb 2018.

Obviously I would make Erwan my prophet and MMH6 the equivalent of the Holy Bible.

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Neraus
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posted February 10, 2018 09:04 PM

Annihilate all existence.

Then create a whole new universe bound by different laws.

Then destroy that after it stops bearing fruit and repeat.

I'd also manifest at the centre of the universe as a gigantic eldritch horror for kicks, seemingly sleeping but aware of everything. I would stay out of everything most of the time, until I decide to spice things up and show up as a prophet, a god king or a terrible villain, or create families of demigods or whatever.

I'd also make contextual afterlives, let everybody experience every new universe and let them decide whether they want to reincarnate or stay behind in the otherworldly plane.
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Salamandre
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posted February 10, 2018 09:22 PM

Permanently remove lying from possible behaviors.

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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted February 10, 2018 11:12 PM

Salamandre said:
Permanently remove lying from possible behaviors.

Guy goes to a job interview, the employer asks him, "so, what are your best qualities, give me three reasons why I should be hiring you."
- Well, I'm a hard worker, I'm always on time and I'm a problem solver.
The employer is impressed. "These are terrific indeed, now tell me something bad about yourself, what is your biggest flaw in life."
- I'm brutally honest.
- Hmmm, I don't think that's such a bad...
- I don't care what you think.
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Salamandre
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posted February 10, 2018 11:33 PM

but dating would be so much easier.

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Tsar-ivor
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Soli deo gloria
posted February 11, 2018 12:22 AM

Blow myself.
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fred79
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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 11, 2018 01:30 AM

Neraus said:
I'd also manifest at the centre of the universe as a gigantic eldritch horror for kicks


damn, i didn't think about that. that'd be good for all the vermin on crap planet. fill it to the brim with all the worst monsters from lovecraft.

if i were to make a hell, that'd definitely be one area of it.

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Stevie
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posted February 11, 2018 01:42 AM

fred79 said:
now, as god of this perfect world,


Pretty sure that must be a version of hell.
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fred79
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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 11, 2018 02:54 AM

a version of hell? oh, i get it. you mean for the snows on crap planet. who knows, maybe they'll like it there? you've seen a hellraiser movie, right?

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Stevie
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posted February 11, 2018 01:18 PM

Well, no. I was actually referring to the world you were describing for the good people (which there are none when it comes down to it). Like the utopia world from Matrix that humanity subconsciously refused, if you want to bring up movies.
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phe
phe


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Life and Freedom
posted February 11, 2018 01:22 PM

Judgement Day

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OhforfSake
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posted February 11, 2018 01:52 PM

Stevie said:
Like the utopia world from Matrix that humanity subconsciously refused, if you want to bring up movies.


I remember I felt it was a cop out by the movie.

Similar to:
Q: "Why is the X the way it is?"
A: "Because subconsciously you want this"

Works with everything, so in a way it works with nothing.

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