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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: what would you do if you were satan?
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fred79
fred79


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posted February 22, 2018 07:24 AM

what would you do if you were satan?

or, whoever represents evil or eternal punishment in the religions. me personally, i wouldn't do what god told me to, if god kicked me out of heaven. i'd create an army of the damned, and i'd train them to feel no pain; no fear; and no mercy. i'd also train them to be wicked demon ninjas, like evil jet li's or jackie chan's. we'd be unstoppable, maybe.

then we'd march on heaven. and once i was in power(or god wiped my army and i out in the blink of an eye, because "all powerful"), i'd rule with an iron fist(or be dead with an iron fist). whatever happens, that iron fist thing would... happen.

your turn. also, this is a contest, too. winner gets an iron fist.

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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 22, 2018 08:55 AM

I'd grow bored, resign my throne and head for Los Angeles to become a consultant with the LAPD whilst running my nightclub, Lux.
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Kipshasz
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posted February 22, 2018 08:59 AM

Make Trump the president of the USA forever.


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fred79
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posted February 22, 2018 09:18 AM

Kipshasz said:
Make Trump the president of the USA forever.




LOL. that was good.

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Kipshasz
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posted February 22, 2018 09:21 AM

and to add to that, when a demoncRAT like pelosi finally takes their lives, they'll be ressurected each time and forced to build the wall.

No escaping the Trumpster.
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Maurice
Maurice

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Part of the furniture
posted February 22, 2018 10:17 AM

I would abolish all religion and watch the despair unfold .
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Zenofex
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posted February 22, 2018 10:39 AM

I'd probably do nothing, humans are already better at all sorts of satanic stuff. Maybe take notes here and there.

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fred79
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posted February 22, 2018 10:59 AM

Zenofex said:
I'd probably do nothing, humans are already better at all sorts of satanic stuff. Maybe take notes here and there.


yeah, no snow. makes you wonder: if the devil did exist, and he was just a rejected angel from heaven, he almost certainly learned what to do in hell(if hell is as the bible and various other religious/semi religious texts describe) from watching people snow each other up on earth.

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Maurice
Maurice

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Part of the furniture
posted February 22, 2018 11:44 AM

It was a pretty big year for fashion
A lousy year for rock and roll
The people gave their blessings to crimes of passion
It was a dark, dark night of the collective soul
Now was somewhere out on riverside
By the El Royale Hotel
When a stranger appeared in a cloud of smoke
I thought I knew him all too well
He said now that I have your attention
I got somethin' I want to say
You may not want to hear it
I'm gonna tell it to you anyway
You know, I've always liked you, boy
Cause you were not afraid of me
But things are gonna get mighty rough
Here in Gomorrah-By-The-Sea
He said it's just like home
It's so damned hot, I can't stand it
My fine seersucker suit is all soakin' wet

And the hills are burning
The wind is raging
And the clock strikes midnight
In the Garden of Allah
(In the Garden of Allah)

Nice car
I love those Bavarians, so meticulous
You know, I remember a time when things were a lot more
Fun around here
When good was good, and evil was evil
Before things got so, fuzzy
Yeah, I was once a golden boy like you
And I was summoned to the halls of power in the heavenly court
And I dined with the deities who looked upon me with favor
For my talents my creativity
And we sat beneath the palms in the warm afternoons
And drank the wine with Fitzgerald and Huxley
And they pawned a biting phrase
From tongues hot with blood
And drained their pens of bitter ink
Vainly reaching for the bottle full of empty Edens
Branded special for the ones
Who had come with great expectations
To the perfumed halls of Allah
For their time in the sun
We were stokin' the fires
And oilin' up the machinery
Until the gods found out we had ideas of our own

And the war was coming
The earth was shaking
And there was no more room
In the Garden of Allah
(In the Garden of Allah)

Today I made an appearance downtown
I am an expert witness, because I say I am
And I said, gentleman, and I use that word loosely
I will testify for you
I'm a gun for hire, I'm a saint, I'm a liar
Because there are no facts, there is no truth
Just a data to be manipulated
I can get any result you like
What's it worth to ya?
Because there is no wrong, there is no right
And I sleep very well at night
No shame, no solution
No remorse, no retribution
Just people selling T-shirts
Just opportunity to participate in the pathetic little circus
And winning, winning, winning
It was a pretty big year for predators
The marketplace was on a roll
And the land of opportunity
Spawned a whole new breed of men without souls
This year, notoriety got all confused with fame
And the devil is downhearted, baby
'Cause there's nothing left for him to claim
He said it's just like home
It's so low-down, I can't stand it
I guess my work around here has all been done

And the fruit is rotten
The serpent's eyes shine
As he wraps around the vine
In the Garden of Allah
(In the Garden of Allah)
(In the Garden of Allah)


Song by Don Henley .
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phe
phe


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Life and Freedom
posted February 22, 2018 12:22 PM

throw all evil people into sacrificial pit...

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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
posted February 22, 2018 03:24 PM

Give Santa Claus a liposuction.
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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posted February 22, 2018 07:13 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 19:28, 22 Feb 2018.

In my belief only a truly primitive understanding of morality would equate satan(ism) with 'evil'. There is no 'evil' or 'bad' in this world, there is simply a degree of efficiency or stagnation and at the worst regretion in regards to an individual's relation to a particular goal/objective/dream etc, 'good' is anything that's perceived (note the 'perceived') to be beneficial, bad is what's perceived to be negative to our objective (objective itself might not even be apparent, that I even need to point it out, i bloody hate accounting for all the sub-human types). "Evil" is just the offspring of minds too fallow to have a rational view of morality, it's just bollocks really. No enlightened realist would even use such an archaic word with definitions steeped in superstition and subjectivity.

If there's any evil in this world then it's ignorance, and if there's a Satan you can bet a pretty penny that he's probably bald from pulling at his own hair trying to get the better of these morons, he probably deserves pitty rather than scorn, poor guy has his work cut out for him and his only company is the scum and trash of the universe.


Freeedmuffin, even untangling your hypothetical question is a cunundrum in of itself. What if we were Satan? Honestly the only dynamic that would change is that I would have additional capabilities befitting my new position, but I have no obligation whatsoever to fulfill the role of Satan, so just by becoming Satan...satan ceases to be, so I'm just a human with godlike powers, maybe not even that, we assume that Satan does have supernatural powers, but not even the mythical bible does it reveal any, he can turn into a snake (or he is, probably just an epithet), his wits and strong intelligence is what make him what he is. Thus the question thus becomes what would you do if you were very intelligent?

Since the whole point of this is to personalize satan into our subjective, so we don't share his objectives, whatever they may be, since we want to do our thing with our 'new powers' (whatever they may be).

I do admire you fred, and really wanted to humor you, but i just can't skip to your beat this time bud.
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted February 22, 2018 07:27 PM

Lol, somehow reminded me of Nietzsche (It just reminded me, dont be putting on any airs):

Ressentiment itself, if it should appear in the noble man, consummates and exhausts itself in an immediate reaction, and therefore does not poison: on the other hand, it fails to appear at all on countless occasions on which it inevitably appears in the weak and impotent. To be incapable of taking one’s enemies, one’s accidents, even one’s misdeeds seriously for very long—that is the sign of strong, full natures in whom there is an excess of the power to form, to mold, to recuperate and to forget. . . .
Genealogy of Morals, First Essay, Section 10

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tSar-Ivor
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posted February 22, 2018 07:30 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 19:39, 22 Feb 2018.

Quote:
dont be putting on any airs


A little late for that no? Pretty sure I was at least fifty shades of pretentious in that post.

Mistakes/accidents are just miscalculations, no reason to dwell on them, it's not even there's no reason, an intelligent/strong person simply won't, if he does become disturbed (or it continues to affect him, either positively or negatively, say euphoria from killing, when you're just gassing people to solve a particular problem, then the joy of killing should be investigated, but not purged, for knowledge, never judge, hell even the goddamn bible agrees with me, Do, NOT, JUDGE) additional research must be conduct as to why one reacts to stimulant X, and then perhaps a reassessment of one's goals or/and the methods to be utilized (a little rant - there's no such thing as accidents btw, people for ****'s sake this is the 21st century and we're still using barbaric words that should been extinct).
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted February 22, 2018 07:34 PM

That' s all right, you'll edit it anyway.
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fred79
fred79


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posted February 22, 2018 07:35 PM

tsar thinks his imagination is the devil, and that's why he won't play with it.

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tSar-Ivor
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Soli deo gloria
posted February 22, 2018 07:41 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 19:51, 22 Feb 2018.

Imagination and emotions serve one and only function, to boost actual physical capabilities/motivation through the use of manipulation (i.e delusions/imagination), to let your imagination of the leash serves no discernable purpose for me, and I daresay neither does it for anyone else (unless they fancy themselves genuinely lost). Everything in this world has a use, thus they can't be objectively labeled evil, ergo there is no objective evil, understanding that, there is nothing objectively denied to you. Then the twist is, you may have to prioritise, you may have to adobt a morality in order to achieve a more prestigious objective, say to keep your job, or to live harmoneously with your breeding partner, but all the parameters are decided by you. Regardless, the lie remains a lie, and that's all morality is.

Shame Nietzche and Sterner had such neurotic writing styles that makes it so you have to get it before you even start, otherwise the whole thing just blows over your head. Then again, I suppose even if it was written in a more colloquial form it may probably cede depth for it (then again, I am not in favor of universal eduacation to begin with, with some very serious reform the idea might just be palatable).
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fred79
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posted February 22, 2018 07:46 PM

i can't decide if you need less drugs, or more drugs.

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tSar-Ivor
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posted February 22, 2018 07:55 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 19:58, 22 Feb 2018.

Maybe if you blazed up you might be able to meditate on my words. God knows it won't harm you to heed my noble advice.
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Neraus
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posted February 22, 2018 08:53 PM

If I were the adversary I'd probably send misfortunes to make all philosophers, scientists, theologians and free thinkers completely disabled in both mind and body, at the exception of a few.
Then I'd inspire the generals of every state to take power in violent coups, while inspiring half of every nation's population in rising up against the establishment.
Then I'll enjoy the civil war caused by the inevitable clash, and I will inspire the leaders to be ruthless, barbaric and as inhumane as possible.
At half of it I'll possess the thinkers I spared so that they would preach the coming of a great prince, half of them would present him as the saviour, half as the enemy.

Those who proclaim him as a saviour will preach that to make him come there will be the need of a cult, in which all kinds of brutality and debauchery will become the summoning toll, while those who proclaim him as an enemy, will invite their cultists to suicide in fire to "push" him away.

At the end of every civil strife, and after these cults took hold I would manifest, dressed in white and gold, but with tar skin and a skull instead of the head, half of my wings would be plumed and golden, the other half would be made of bones with strips of skin, and a schyte would be my scepter.

Then I would proclaim myself the king of the smallest functioning independent state, then bring it to greatness and to world domination.

I would then rule wisely but with an iron fist, so that no man wouldn't be free from my grasp. And I would eat every first-born male, as to proclaim myself the true heir of every earthly possession.

Then I'll await judgement, because if the devil succeeds surely there'll be the end of the world.



Well, of course, since I'm at it I'd take every beautiful woman as a concubine, so that I don't waste the advantage of being a daemon.
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