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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: (Belated) Happy birthday!
Thread: (Belated) Happy birthday!
Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
posted May 16, 2018 02:57 PM

(Belated) Happy birthday!

To Noobx!



You're now officially not a teenager anymore, congrats!

So how did you celebrate?


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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted May 16, 2018 03:01 PM

Yeah penis also no longer grows. Happy birthday then!

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted May 16, 2018 04:04 PM

Thank you, my good man.  I celebrated with a vintage Jim Beam bourbon with my friends.  Nothing spectacular, nothing flashy.  
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 16, 2018 04:22 PM

20 already? Nice, you can stop there
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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
posted May 16, 2018 05:12 PM

Happy birthday
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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 16, 2018 05:35 PM

Just be careful, it's been scientifically confirmed that too many birthdays will eventually, in fact, kill you. Happy birthday.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted May 16, 2018 09:32 PM

There goes one third of my life...
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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted May 16, 2018 09:35 PM

Ghost said:
Yeah penis also no longer grows.


Thats the first ever depressing post from Ghost.

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted May 16, 2018 09:43 PM

Happy Birthday!

NoobX said:
There goes one third of my life...


I think it's strange to consider the oldest person in the world was 60 when a baby was born, and when that baby was 60 she was still alive.

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Soli deo gloria
posted May 16, 2018 10:03 PM

Salamandre said:
Ghost said:
Yeah penis also no longer grows.


Thats the first ever depressing post from Ghost.


Not like penis growth is of any benefit, look at how advanced the French and Brits (and their love child the US of A) are, and they all have small penises, then also look at the Asians, with even smaller manhoods, yet still highly advanced as things go.

Then look at Africa.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted May 16, 2018 10:06 PM

I don't mean to come out as pessimistic, but I think the stress will get the best of me too early.  I wish to live through this century and be present for the next one - that would be quite a feat.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted May 16, 2018 11:11 PM

Meh, stress is that thing that comes and goes, as long as you don't mess up too badly and care too much about it you'll be fine.

Happy birthday ex-teen!
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Prince of Poetry
posted May 20, 2018 10:05 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 11:14, 20 May 2018.

NoobX said:
I don't mean to come out as pessimistic, but I think the stress will get the best of me too early.  I wish to live through this century and be present for the next one - that would be quite a feat.


Life gets better, not worse, provided that youre well-educated. Dont screw up or else I am going to come over there while you are sleeping and rip off your ballsack with my bare hands with the skill of a surgeon and the strength of a buffalo.

Keep your health intact.

Happy B-Day.


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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Soli deo gloria
posted May 20, 2018 10:30 AM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 10:31, 20 May 2018.

Also, give us the skinny on your uni lasses, seen anyone you fancy yet? And do not dare lie to me that you have not started sniffing around, it is what I would do and you are my bona-fide protégé.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted May 24, 2018 12:17 AM

Tsk tsk, I thought you were better than that, Tsar, you naughty boy!
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted May 24, 2018 01:17 AM

Happy BD! You now are much less likely to take up smoking*



*assuming you're not already a smoker
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 24, 2018 06:06 AM
Edited by fred79 at 06:07, 24 May 2018.

Ghost said:
Yeah penis also no longer grows.


mine still does, whenever i look at boobies or butts.*









*obligatory ohfor-style post.
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"It actually isn't that bad, as long as you chug it" - Kipshasz

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